By Chris Wright
Two parts 'Horror Hair' to one part 'actually pretty impressive'; it's BAE's latest crop of
'between styles' free range Afro fuzz, which is the size of a Capybara and looks like a distinct
fire hazard...
No naked flames within a three-metre radius please people.
Match report video -
Good morning to you and welcome to 2012. Let me first throw out a business idea for someone.
'Dial-a-breakfast'. Right now I would pay cold, hard cash to someone who would deliver a fried
breakfast to my house. Eggs, bacon, sausage, pudding (black and white) as a base with various
assortments of other stuff as optional extras.
By Chris Wright
That's your lot cocker. As I understand it, Movember is now officially finito which
means it's high time to round up the footballing contingent's hirsute runners and riders. We'll
start with five players who managed to sprout charity facial fuzz that was actually bordering on
'acceptable' over the course of the month.
Neatly trimmed beard and cheeky quiff? Deeply disturbing, apparently. Image: REUTERS/Jean-Philippe
Arles/Daylife.
This might not seem like a particularly big deal, but Javier Pastore's habit of veering between
visually appealing hair arrangements and sartorially challenging amateur topiary is upsetting some
of of our staffers.
The Republic of Ireland side briefly lost concentration during their 0-0 draw with Russia when an
image of Robbie Savage in his 'Strictly' costume appeared on the stadium JumboTron. Image: Getty
Images/Daylife.
With normal league fixtures resuming at the weekend, now is your last opportunity until er.
By Chris Wright
Paul Breitner: German box-to-box goliath of the 70′s and 80′s, World Cup winner, possessor
of a long-range shot akin to amplified thunder, vocal socialist, 60-years young today and
the once-proud owner of a full 360° of seamless Afro/beard hybrid head fuzz thus making him a bona
fide Horror Hair legend.
