Bum fluff alert! Movember moustache picture special!
It will be razors at the ready up and down the country on Thursday as ‘Movember' moustaches
are shaved off. Men across the nation have been growing the face fur for a month to raise money and
awareness of prostate cancer, and a number of footballers have joined in this year.
Juventus FC's Andrea Barzagli is a stud in our diaries. Image Credit: Claudio Villa/Getty Images
Europe.
A quick query while you're here: do you find exposed chest hair (aka torso-fro) on footballers
(or men in general) to be a lovable rug to hug or an ingrown fur to forget about?
By Chris Wright
How long until the QPR dressing room is cordoned off as a murder scene? To be fair, Bothroyd was
asking for it after turning up in those fur-lined abominations.
[Images: @Joey7Barton]
There's some big, convoluted marketing message that goes with this clip but I can't be assed to go
along with it because Thierry Henry's beard looks so outlandishly, distractingy lush in the video
still. Seriously, I haven't seen a beard so black, so luxurious since Barry White died.
I bet that s*** smells ridiculous too, like fine musk & fresh leather.
Why transfer windows are bad for a manager's health
Transfer (trans-fur) verb: relocation; move and displacement. Window (win-doo) noun: opening;
gap; opportunity and chance. For those in football, each transfer window can also be described as a
trap door – an escape hatch or even a walk to the guillotine.
Written by MickyDidIt
Unbelievably, I think I have unearthed a quite brilliant observation. Now bear with me, and if
someone is reading this to you, I don't mean "let's get naked".
Anyone else noticed improvements in the performances of JD and Alex Song this season.
