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The cat who invaded the pitch during Liverpool and Tottenham's 0-0 draw has become an overnight
internet sensation apparently Its name is Tabby, seemingly homeless, loves football, does not
suffer from stage fright and could do with a warm, hot dinner as well as a place to stay on
Merseyside. So what exactly was the [.
Chelsea vs Manchester United on Sunday was a huge match, undoubtedly attracting a global audience.
So the marketing chaps at Chelsea must have been licking their lips at the prospect of promo-ing
their club shop to the world... But in a massive cock-up, they couldn't even spell Chelsea properly
on the computerised advertising hoarding!
Queens Park Rangers have completed the signing of French striker Djibril Cisse whose crazy
hairstyles are set to liven up the Premier League once again. It is fair to say that Djibril Cisse
does not do ordinary. He plays with a lightening pace (albeit with a lack of elegance and control),
he celebrates wildly, has [.
A bizarre fan handcuffed himself to the goal post during Everton's 1-0 win over Manchester City on
Tuesday night thus stopping play for several minutes. Related posts:Video: Maynor Figueroa Handball
Wigan 0-1 Manchester City VIDEO: "Fuck Them!" Carlos Tevez Caught Cursing & Mocking Manchester
City! VIDEO: Tim Howard Goal Everton vs Bolton Related posts:
- Video: Maynor Figueroa Handball Wigan 0-1 Manchester City
- VIDEO: "Fuck Them!
They say that play acting and feining injury has become rife in football and when videos like this
emerge it is no wonder why. We at In The Stands can only shake our heads and laugh. For the record
his name is Narcisse Ekanga Amia, a 24-year-old Cameroonian-Equatoguinean midfielder who currently
plays for TP Mazembe [.
During the first half of the Watford v Spurs match, the ESPN cameramen spotted a rather simple man
who had WFC on both cheeks and clearly didn't realise that what he sees in the mirror isn't the
same as what the rest of us see... I can only assume he did the right cheek and [...] Related
posts:
- What are we waiting for?
Liverpool overcame Manchester City to reach the Carling Cup Final their first final at Wembley
since the 1996 FA Cup Final and the club have already chosen what suit they will be wearing. The
Reds last played at the home of English football in 1996 when they took on mortal enemies
Manchester United in the [.
Mario Balotelli had a rude awakening when his £120,000 Bentley GT was egged by angry Manchester
United fans hours after appearing to stamp on Scott Parker. The controversial Manchester City
striker was having dinner at a restaurant in Manchester having just hours earlier netted the winner
during City's thrilling 3-2 victory over Tottenham Hotspurs at [.
Former Celtic star Shunsuke Nakamura took part in a live stunt on Japanese TV show where he had to
try to curl the ball into a moving bus... Nakamura, who is still playing at 34 for his first
professional side Yokohama F. Marinos, launched this absolutely fantastic effort from an alleyway,
where he needed mirrors [.
Wigan midfielder Maynor Figueroa sent Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini's blood boiling after he
inexplicably handled the ball thus denying Sergio Aguero and clear run on goal. City were leading
1-0 at the time with just two minutes left on the clock before a hopeful punt up field by Nigel De
Jong was about to [.
Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is ready to sideline his football career in order to become
a DJ after cosying up with Hip-Hop DJ Tim Westwood at an event in Manchester. Ok, maybe kicking his
already glowing football career into touch is a tad exaggerated, still, the Manchester City ace has
splashed out on a [.
Manchester City striker Samir Nasri was abused by Liverpool fans whilst driving home after City's
1-0 defeat in the League Cup semi-final first leg. Funny stuff, especially when a clearly pissed
off Samir Nasri decides to break the speed limit as he zoomed off into the distance! Related
posts:Check Out Samir Nasri Pants Against Napoli!
FIFA President Sepp Blatter got into the groove at the Ballon d'Or awards on Monday by performing a
funky hip dance with 'Hips Don't Lie' pop sensation Shakira. Emerging from the back to present an
award, Blatter instantly became the envy of the room when he rather salaciously performed a hip
dance alongside Shakira.
Arsenal legend and ESPN pundit Martin Keown got hit square in the face by a stray ball live on TV
during the warm-up before Arsenal FA Cup tie with Leeds. The incident occurred when Keown was
giving his pre-match thoughts alongside fellow pundit Robbie Savage before a stray ball emanating
from the Leeds warm-up area [.
Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli was involved in an intense punch-up with a Manchester
United fan at an arcade in Didsbury, Manchester. The controversial City forward was at an arcade in
Didsbury, Manchester when he came across Manchester United fan Matt Sherrington. Sherrington had
just broken the high score on the coin-operated punchbag machine before [.
Nude pictures of Robbie Savage stripped naked for Cosmopolitan Magazine to publicise testicular
cancer awareness and send women everywhere drooling have been released. The former Leicester City,
Birmingham and Derby ace-turned-BBC-pundit and columnist threw his kit off in a bid to raise
awareness for testicular cancer.
Norwich midfielder Bradley Johnson has taunted Joey Barton after the QPR star was sent off during
Norwich's 2-1 win at Loftus Road on Saturday. Barton had given Queens Park Rangers an early lead
before being involved in a confrontation with Norwich midfielder Bradley Johnson. The spiky
Mancunian then appeared to headbutt Johnson and was swiftly [.
The Mario Balotelli bandwagon shows no signs of abating with UK rapper Tinchy Stryder recording a
song in tribute of the Man City striker entitled 'Why Always Me?' Be amongst the first to hear it
with In The Sands Related posts:Mario Balotelli 'Why Always Me?' T-Shirts On Sale Now! VIDEO: Mario
Balotelli Answers Your Questions [.
With an evil grin we at In The Stands have rummaged through our video archives to showcase what
must be the worst female goalkeeper ever as woman's football gets scrutinized! We do not know her
name and frankly we don't care, but we certainly do enjoy watching the video. Not for the eye
candy, [...
AZ Alkmaar goalkeeper Esteban Alvarado was sent-off for kicking a fan during a feisty Dutch Cup tie
against Ajax with AZ boss Gertjan Verbeek also ordering his men to abandon the match! 'Simply
shocking' ran the backpage headlines across the Dutch peninsula and for good reason. In what can
only be described as an explosive [.
Nigerian defender Festus Baise scored a scorpion kick and perhaps the greatest ever own goal during
Sun Hei SC's 3-2 defeat to Citizen AA in the Hong Kong first division. Is this the finest ever goal
you will see? That is, the finest ever OWN goal you will see? Poor Festus Baise. The nippy
Nigerian's [.
After being held to a 1-1 draw by Wigan Chelsea's slim title hopes have all but ended and In The
Stands can confirm that coach Andre Villas Boas has written a letter to Santa Claus stating his
Xmas wish list! It was then New Labour leader Tony Blair who, upon being elected as Prime Minister
[...] Related posts:
- VIDEO: Angry Chelsea Fan Demands Abramovich Sacks Andre Villas-Boas!
Carlos Tevez is in trouble again after being caught on video mocking Manchester City by saying
"Fuck them" whilst onstage with Argentine musician Jimenez Rufino Tevez has been frozen out of the
limelight at Eastlands after his refusal to come on as a substitute during Manchester City's 2-0
defeat to Bayern Munich in their UEFA [.
We at In The Stands almost spilled our coffees upon seeing Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber
at Stamford Bridge showing off his football skills and mingling with Chelsea stars Fank Lampard and
Fernando Torres! The video itself has gone viral and we could not resist a chuckle as Justin Bieber
proved amongst other things, he [.
AC Milan midfielder Clarence Seedorf believes that outcasted Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez
is a money grabbing mercenary who Milan do not need! Tevez has been frozen out of the picture at
Manchester City after his refusal to come on during Manchester City's 2-0 defeat to Bayern Munich
in the Champions League group stages with [.
Just 48 hours before scoring against Chelsea Manchester City star Mario Balotelli received an
almighty scare when Manchester United fans attacked him whilst driving in his white Maserati! The
incident occurred on Saturday when Balotelli was driving his rather standout Maserati Gran Turismo
through the streets of Manchester alongside girlfriend Raffaella Fico.
There is another Balotelli on the loose Enoch Balotelli, that is Mario Balotelli's little brother
who has been having trails with Stoke City...headline writers beware! Apparently the 19-year-old is
also a bit talented as revealed by Stoke Academy chief Dave Kevan as Balotelli that is Enoch
Balotelli plays for a contract with [.
Dinamo Zagreb defender Domagoj Vida has been caught on video winking at Bafetimbi Gomis during
Olympique Lyonnais' 7-1 UEFA Champions League win at the Stadion Maksimir fueling claims of
match-fixing. The video comes not long after it was revealed that the French regulatory authority
for online games, ARJEL, have already opened an investigation into Olympique [.
Manchester United were dumped out of Europe's elite cup competition after a 2-1 defeat to Basel so
it is adios to the Champions League and hello to the UEFA Europa League! The draw for the Europa
League round of 32 and round of 16 will be held on 16 December 2011 on the same day [...] Related
posts:
- Reasons Why Manchester United Are Out Of The Champions League
- Manchester United 2-2 Benfica: Highlights
- Manchester United 1-6 Manchester City?
A 2-1 defeat to FC Basel saw Manchester United eliminated from the UEFA Champions League meaning
that Fergie's men will be playing in the Europa League from now on. The chickens have surely come
home to roost. Sir Alex Ferguson's men were left wanting on a bitterly disappointing night in Basel
as last season's runners-up [.
A frustrated Chelsea fan has demanded that Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich sack coach Andre
Villas-Boas with immediate effect in a belated YouTube video. The Blues crashed to a 2-1 defeat
against Bayer Leverkusen on Wednesday night and with their qualification into the last 16 yet to be
confirmed, Andre Villas-Boas' men face a nervous qualification [.
Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri stole the headlines during his sides 2-1 defeat to Napoli n
Tuesday night by sporting a pair of brightly coloured underpants! N/H The image immediately went
viral as the Frenchman prepared to make his appearance from the City bench. Just who wears pants
or, better still 'boxers' like those worn [.
Galatasary defender Emmanuel Eboue was on the receiving end of a hail of missiles by rumbustious
Besiktas fans at the weekend. The former Arsenal defender cowed and ducked in terror as Turkish
football – mired in a cloud of disappointment after the national team failed to qualify for Euro
2012 – once again showed its [.
AC Milan striker Robinho has left football scouts and coaches around the world drooling after he
innocuously showcased his son's rather impressive football skills! Have a look for yourselves and
play the part of a hopeful scout looking for 'the next big thing'. Ok, so he might not necessarily
be 'big', but he is certainly [.
Arsenal striker Robin Van Persie was the hero (yet again) as his brace gave the Gunners a crucial
2-1 win at Norwich their fifth successive Premier League win. To say that the prolific Dutchman is
in a rich vein of form would be an understatement of biblical proportions. 13 league goals in 12
matches, [.
Arsenal are set to celebrate Christmas in style after the club's marketing department released a
super cool video starring a host of first team stars showing off the latest Arsenal gear. The likes
of Andrei Arshavin, Tomas Rosicky, Ryo Miyaichi, Tomas Vermaelen and Gunners legend Charlie George
all star in the short video which is [.
The Barcelona first team squad were given a pleasant surprise today as they were each given brand
new Audi's at at the Ciutat Esportiva Joan! The gift was in celebration of Audi and FC Barcelona's
six-year partnership. The German car manufacturers are the Premium Partners and the Official
Vehicle Providers for the European champions all [.
The In Stands Goal of The Week goes to Fagiano Okayama Star Ryujiro Ueda who set a new world record
by scoring the longest headed goal ever! Yep, its true and almost surreal. Japanese second division
star Ryujiro Ueda (pronounced Ryu-Jeeroh Uwe-da) wrote himself into the record books by scoring the
worlds furthest ever headed [.
Sitting in his bunker surrounded by his generals, German dictator Adolf Hitler has just found out
that Manchester United have been thrashed 6-1 by Manchester City...and the Nazi leader is not
happy! Sorry Mr Hitler, blame Mario Balotelli and an utterly shambolic United defence! Related
posts:Sky Sports Fanzone: Manchester United 1-6 Manchester City Manchester United [.
Another day another Mario Balotelli story with the Manchester City striker being caught flicking
through a porno magazine whilst his girlfriend had her back turned. The incident occurred whilst
Balotelli and his girlfriend and WAG Raffaella Fico were out shopping in Manchester on Wednesday
afternoon.
