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Real Salt Lake

Sounders hold RSL to scoreless draw

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Make that four games without a victory for Real Salt Lake and nine for the Seattle Sounders.

Both Western Conference teams' winless streaks were extended on Wednesday night, as they played to a scoreless draw in front of a soldout crowd at Rio Tinto Stadium.

There may have been no goals in the match, but there was some controversy after a second-half finish from Alvaro Saborio was whistled back for offside.

Mondragon sidelined 2-4 weeks with broken finger

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Philadelphia Union goalkeeper Faryd Mondragon has been one of the keys to the second-year club's considerable improvement in 2011, but he won't be in the nets as the Union begin a crucial stretch

Mondragon will be sidelined for between two to four weeks with a fractured finger suffered during the Union's 2-1 loss to Real Salt Lake on Saturday.

Handicapping the MLS Playoff Picture

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by Dan Barkley

The MLS playoff picture is taking a different shape than expected.


Let's flash back to around the midway point of the season. Back then the Galaxy were running away with the league, almost ten points ahead of the rest of the pack (although they were already slowing down).

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Late Ching penalty kick lifts Dynamo past Union

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A hard-fought battle at BBVA Compass Stadium looked destined to end in a draw, but a questionable penalty kick paved the way for Brian Ching to deliver a winner and score his first goal at the Houston Dynamo's new stadium.

A penalty call against Philadelphia's Gabriel Farfan in the 81st minute for a collision with Ching set up a decisive spot kick for Ching, who calmly converted to help give the Dynamo a 2-1 victory on Saturday night.

Livestrong Sporting Park, or bust

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I'm off to Kansas City this morning to see the nation's newest way-cool soccer stadium, and to see if the United States can shake the funk and move on into Gold Cup elimination play. There's a media tour of the stadium at 2:30, followed conveniently by a U.S. press conference, the U.S. practice and then mixed zone availability.

MLS Power Rankings: Week 10

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We're finally putting the closing number on week 10. A few changes here and there in this week's rankings. First up is LA taking over the top spot again. With RSL's ho-hum of a draw down in Dallas it felt like a proper time to place LA back on top.

The middle got mixed up again here with a couple results this week.

Beckham eyeing Sept. 11th return to the Galaxy

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BY ADAM SERRANO

The Los Angeles Galaxy have been in dire need of a spark to lift them from their late summer funk and soon, they may have just that.

Midfielder David Beckham has eyed a September 11th return to action after a long injury layoff.

Tottenham Hotspur

Adebayor's hang time dooms Swansea, 3-1

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T3-1S www.fasthighlights.com by fasthighlights-2012

A fantastic Brad Friedel save, a quick throw to jump start a blistering counterattack as Luka Modric finds a galloping Gareth Bale down the left and the wingback cuts back to Rafael Van Der Vaart following up. The Dutchman sends the ball flying past Michael Vorm.

Holland Treatment Has Left Rafael Van Der Vaart A ‘Despondent’ Man

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By Chris Wright

Tottenham new-boy Rafael Van der Vaart has admitted that he is feeling 'despondent' after finding himself continually on the fringes of the Holland national team under Bert van Marwijk.

Van der Vaart was left on the bench for Holland's Euro 2012 qualifier with San Marino on Friday, and was seen to cover his mouth as he trudged off the pitch in a funk after being substituted during the 64th minute of their game with Finland last night.

Rudy

RUDY APOLOGISES TO FANS.

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FUNK SAYS SORRY FOR CUP STUFFING.SCARBOROUGH Athletic manager Rudy Funk apologised to the fans after last night's dismal 5-1 North Riding Cup defeat at the hands of Guisborough Town.Funk's heavily altered side were comfortably second best on the night, but the Borop chief did manage to grab a positive or two.

BORO CRASH OUT OF NORTH RIDING SENIOR CUP.

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Boss Rudy Funk decided to give some fringe players a run out in this game, and although it is a fairly minor competition, I could not believe the 5-1 scoreline.
Boro were 4-1 down at half time, and fell even further behind on the hour as Town's David Onion's added his team's 5th goal.

RUDY'S THOUGHTS ON THE GAME AT RETFORD..

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Nice article from the local paper giving boss Rudy Funk's opinions on the Retford v Boro match.
SCARBOROUGH Athletic boss Rudy Funk was delighted with his side's last-gasp point on the road at NCEL Premier title challengers Retford United.He said: " I'm delighted, but it is nothing more than we deserved .

Chicago Fire

Fire net dramatic win over D.C.

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Getty ImagesBy Charlie Corr
ESPNChicago.com

The elements were not in the Chicago Fire's favor.

They had three suspended starters. They were playing on the road. They were playing down a goal heading into stoppage time. And anything less than a win would have officially spelled the end to Chicago's small, but lingering, playoff hopes.

Pappa nets hat trick, Fire topple RSL

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By Charlie Corr
ESPNChicago.com

The Chicago Fire garnered a signature win when they absolutely needed it. And most importantly for Chicago, the team now finds itself in a realistic position to catch a playoff spot with only four regular-season matches remaining.

The Fire won for the fifth time in their past six matches and were led by midfielder Marco Pappa's hat trick en route to a 3-0 victory against Real Salt Lake at Rio Tinto Stadium in front of 20,762 at Sandy, Utah.

And While We're on the Subject of Chicago

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(to the tune of Parliment-Funkadelic's Give Up the Funk)

They want the cup,
gotta have that cup!
Oooh they want the cup,
give up that cup!

SBI MLS Team of the Week: San Jose Earthquakes

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The San Jose Earthquakes have climbed out of their early-season funk and are starting to resemble the team that made a run to the MLS conference finals last year.

Tuesday night's loss in the U.S. Open Cup to the Chicago Fire notwithstanding, the Earthquakes are in the midst of playing their best soccer of the season.

… and now for something completely different

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the larch

Hello there, no one in particular. It's been a while.

I'm in this hammerlock. See, I've written about the Chicago Fire Soccer Club in this space a couple of times now, and each time, my increased scrutiny has been followed by a pronounced funk.

Understand, I'm a modern person.

D.C. United

The 1 thing Nortenos are hoping from D.C. United this season...

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In the week leading up to the D. C. United home opener, I asked our members: "what is the one thing they were looking for from D.C. United this year? Whether it was an improvement, setting a goal, a question answered, whatever... But they had to just name one thing, here is what they had to say...

Some kept it simple:

Shawn: "Goals.

United not standing pat after disastrous 2010 season

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D.C. United has made a number of moves already before the New Year to help the Black-and-Red pull out of their funk, including the addition of Pat Onstad to the coaching staff. Photo: Andy Mead/YCJImages

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United FA Cup preview – hard to call

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A game between Man United and Arsenal is always a big one. The years of rivalry, the quality of the two teams, the fact that sooner or later someone needs to kick Patrice Evra right in his swollen balls, the reasons are pretty much endless.

Today's FA Cup 6th round clash probably has more significance than both teams would like.

Monday MLS Breakdown

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It took a proper game of football to snap Los Angeles out of its funk.

Columbus traveled to Los Angeles for the much-anticipated clash on Saturday night without the trepidation most teams feel when they face the Galaxy. The Crew did not aspire to stack numbers behind the ball and tempt the Galaxy to break them down.

The Rest

Sounders v Colorado Rapids - Three Questions

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When the Colorado Rapids come to CenturyLink Field for Saturday night's NBC SportsNet match they will be trying to break their own funk. They have two wins and six losses on the road. Their big home/away split is fairly typical for a Denver based sports team, and the Seattle Sounders will get to take advantage of that.

Behind the Axe: For the Portland Timbers, now what?

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Behind the Axe looks at the aftermath of the loss in Montreal and my thoughts about what the Timbers need to do in order to get out of this funk. While I still have optimism about what they can accomplish this season, it's important that this team remain focused and together. That's the only way they will break out of this slump.

Breaking Down the Competition: Montreal Away Edition

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With the 4 game losing streak finally broken the Portland Timbers can now look to earning their first away win of the year. Getting that away win is always a big step and Portland didn't get that last year until late over halfway through the first season. If they can get it earlier then last year it will be a big step in recovering from the early funk they were in.

Neymar Playing Against Barca Is ‘A Dream’, World Club Cup Finale & Bonus Dance Video

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Neymar oh Neymar, você esqueceu o seu ... concealer?!! (did you forget your concealer?) Oh never mind all that make-up, tomorrow is the World Club Cup final between Santos and Barcelona. With all that hype surrounding Neymar in recent days (oh come on, you guys are late to the party!

Out & About: Matteo Ferrari Wears Leather & Louis Well

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MF, you like tennis? SO.DO.WE! Image taken in Milan, Italy on 03.12.2011.

This man needs to do two simple things to keep us happy and interested in him:

1. Come out in public more often.

2. Leave his gal pal at home more often.

We sure ain't getting any younger, Matteo, so you need to snap out of this reclusion funk and get your silky smooth booty to street stepping.

Liverpool 0, Swansea 0: Tomorrow’s Hangover Starts Today

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The script stays the same, with Liverpool failing to convert the chances they manage to create, except that for once, it wasn't Kenny Dalglish's side dominating the match. Swansea spent large spells of the match on the front foot, taking it to a Liverpool side that failed to put much of anything together prior to the dying minutes.

San Jose GK Bingham scores from own end in friendly win over West Brom

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With the San Jose Earthquakes being shut out four times in their last five league games, they needed somebody to step up to snap the team out of its recent funk. As it turns out, that player was rookie goalkeeper David Bingham.

Bingham scored from more than 90 yards, with his long kick bouncing over West Brom's California-born goalkeeper Boaz Myhill to open the scoring in the third minute of San Jose's 2-1 victory in a club friendly Tuesday night.

Video: Total Skills Volume 43

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A lil funk & footwork for your Friday afternoon. Something to make you shake your ass like Jozy shook Capdevila in '09.

Edu aiming to emerge from Gers 'funk'

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Rangers midfielder Maurice Edu is confident that he can rediscover his form after admitting that he has been in "a bit of a funk" of late. Edu, 25, has been struggling to make an impact for Walter Smith's SPL title favourites recently but the USA international insists he still has plenty of belief in his own ability and is sure he can prove his worth before the end of the season.

Updates for Alice!

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First off ... don't forget that UConn is poised to set a new winning streak record tonight at 7PM ET on ESPN. Will you be there? (Doris ... I'd remind you, too ... but I didn't think you'd be interested ...)

Check out Geno's comments about the record ... and men's/women's sports ... you GO, Geno!

WAG Sara Carbonero: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Selfish By Nature, But Not Depressed

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By Ollie Irish

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All of Spain is wondering what's up with Cristiano Ronaldo. C-Ron hasn't scored for Real Madrid for almost two months, and seems detached from his team-mates and generally out of sorts. Missing Wayne Rooney already, Ron?