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Match Recaps

France 1, England 1: Defending the Draw

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France 1 Nasri 39′
England 1 Lescott 30′

England had never won their opener at the European Championships, and France came into the match defending a 21-game unbeaten streak. Ninety largely predictable minutes later, a one-one draw ensured both sides would extend their records by at least one more match, though with Roy Hodgson making time wasting substitutions in the final moments and goalkeeper Joe Hart coming close to seeing yellow for time wasting it was clear which side was happier with the result.

Liverpool 0, Ajax 6: Finishing Lessons

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Liverpool 0
Ajax 6 Fischer 7′, 50, 68′, de Sa 44, Klaassen 58′, 65′ (pen)

Kickoff from St. Helens' Langtree Park ended up delayed by thirty minutes, but with the crowd more than double the expected 4,000 it was worth the wait to see nearly 10,000 supporters come out for Liverpool's young reserves.

Rangers 1, Liverpool 0: Gaining Fitness and Growing Indifference

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Rangers 1 Lee McCulloch 20′
Liverpool 0

It was a midseason friendly dropped in the middle of an important run of games in the league and League Cup for Liverpool, and for all that the clubs might boast of it being a prestigious matchup while pointing to both sides being out of Europe as a kind of justification, it never seemed a game likely to provide much thrill and spectacle.

English Premier League

Rumour Mongering: Managerial Soap Opera Edition

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FSG are genius saviours returning the club to glory, they have a plan in place, and the slightest doubt or skepticism means you're a fool for daring to question them. Just never mind they've been at the club for eighteen months now and are currently looking to sort their second managerial and director of football hires, while the man presumed to have the most sway in the matter will be overseeing a move to his fourth manager in two years.

A Poor Way to Treat One’s Friends

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Fernando Torres left, Steven Gerrard was soon injured, and Andy Carroll arrived unfit to play. Pepe Reina was in the midst of his second of three seasons that left fans talking about him being some way short of his best. The defence, though decent, was hardly the dominant force it became for a time in the middle of the 2011-12 season after Jamie Carragher's injury forced the coaching staff to experiment with Martin Skrtel and Daniel Agger as the starting pairing.

A Lap of Honour for the Already Departed

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The season is over. Only it isn't. Not quite yet. Though it does feel as though an autopsy should be done, even if after a long campaign that has seen so many of the problems and complaints remain depressingly consistent it feels as though everything has already been said a dozen times over and that there is really nothing left to say.

The Mismanagement of Maxi Rodriguez

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Against Blackburn, he scored twice in the opening twenty minutes in what should have been an easy Liverpool victory. Against Everton in the FA Cup, Liverpool played the bulk of their best football after he was brought on from the bench on 75 minutes. Yet despite that Liverpool have consistently played better with him in the lineup than out of it, Maxi Rodriguez has only made thirteen starts and a further four substitute appearances across the 47 games Liverpool has so far played this season in all competitions.

Deconstructing Newcastle’s Second Goal v. Liverpool

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When Papiss Cisse stepped around a sprawling Pepe Reina to slot Newcastle's second goal home on Sunday, a few things seemed clear. First and foremost, it seemed clear that the Newcastle striker had been offside. Beyond that, though, the obvious culprit seemed to be Jon Flanagan's whiffed clearance, while around him Liverpool's entire defence seemed a complete mess.

Dalglish and Comolli Need Stewart Downing to Come Good

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In recent weeks, the need to give young players like Sebastian Coates and Jonjo Shelvey a chance to impress as Liverpool's prospects in the league have faded has become a frequent talking point. Some have even suggested the likes of Jon Flanagan, Jack Robinson, and even Raheem Sterling should be given significant playing time, willing to trade a place or two in the final standings for the promise of a brighter future.

Dalglish Won’t Take Cardiff Lightly, and Other Thursday Notes

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Three League Cup victories sorted in our stroll down historical avenue, four to go, and for the love of Fowler why isn't it Sunday yet I can't stand the wait and I'm nervous and I think I cut myself underneath the fingernail chewing on the fingernail because I'm so nervous I'm chewing on my fingernails or at least I cut myself underneath the fingernail somehow and why isn't it Sunday yet?

Dalglish on Suarez’ Return Blown Out of Proportion, News at 11

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"We don't think he should ever have been away but we are delighted to get him back," Kenny Dalglish said when asked about the return of Luis Suarez following Monday's match against Tottenham. The response from the papers was immediate—and exactly what one would have guessed it would be.

"Kenny Dalglish has risked infuriating Manchester United ahead of Luis Suarez's appearance at Old Trafford next weekend," began the always understated Daily Mail.

Charlie Adam, Holding Midfielder

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For many, there has been a belief that in order to get the most out of Charlie Adam he must be played as part of a three-man midfield, alongside players who will be able to cover for his shortcomings and in doing so allow him to do what he does best—break down tough opponents and create scoring opportunities.

Poll: Was it Right for Liverpool to Stay Out of the Transfer Market?

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In our last poll, we asked whether the club needed to sign a striker, winger, attacking midfielder, or holding midfielder in the transfer window to shore up one of the areas of weakness that had become apparent over the course of the 2011-12 season. An overwhelming majority of nearly 70% said that what the club needed more than anything was a striker, while 17% said winger, 8% said attacking midfielder, and only 5% said holding midfielder.

Deconstructing Bolton’s Goals v. Liverpool

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After months of praise for being one of the best defensive units in the Premier League, Saturday's game against Bolton saw Liverpool's normally stout defensive line concede three against the side with the worst home record of any club in the seven leagues that make up the top end of the English footballing pyramid.

Adam, Downing, and Henderson: Summer Signings After Six Months

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The January transfer window is half way through, and, after the past two windows saw Liverpool one of the most active participants, it's been surprisingly quiet for a side lacking both midfield steel and finishing touch who before the season began set a return to Champions League action as the minimum requirement.

A Year on the Liverpool Offside: Starting Over, Settling In

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Liverpool ended 2010-11 in fantastic form, perhaps even convincing those most hopeful that with a tweak here and a winger there a legitimate run at the title wasn't entirely beyond the realm of possibility. With summer signalling that Damien Comolli and Kenny Dalglish were more interested in rebuilding than refining, though, that hope faced up to growing fears about all the that could go wrong with a largely new starting eleven as the season began.

Deconstructing Daniel Sturridge’s Goal v. Liverpool

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Yesterday we broke down Liverpool's winning goal, and while the focus may have been on Glen Johnson's run from deep and his fantastic finishing of it, the team effort involved in the buildup was plain to see. It might be fair to say that most goals, if you dig deep enough, are team efforts, though often that effort can either be fairly self-evident or, conversely, hopelessly muddied.

Daniel Agger Passes Swansea Verdict

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Daniel Agger is an oddity in English football: From his angry reaction to being marginalised by Roy Hodgson because he refused to stop trying to play football from the back, to his disgust at Fernando Torres going to play for a rival to the club's ambitions, to his at times brutally honest assessment of how Liverpool has played, there are few so willing to fully speak their mind.

Liverpool 1, Norwich City 1: Wasted Chances

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Liverpool 1 Bellamy 45′+
Norwich City 1 Holt 60′

From the moment the teamsheet was released, with eight attacking players plus Jamie Carragher and Martin Skrtel set to run out at Anfield against Premier League newcomers Norwich City, the match seemed fated to go one of two ways.

Liverpool Seek Break From Premier League TV Deal

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The Premier League approaches television rights negotiations as a collective, seeking the best price for all the leauge's clubs and then sharing the resulting revenue, for the most part, equally. And late on Tuesday, it became clear that Liverpool managing director Ian Ayre intended to lead a fight to destroy that system.

England for English, Cole for France, and Other Wednesday Notes

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Rafa Benitez was probably stealing the job of a deserving Englishman, and that's bad. But Joe Cole might be stealing the job of a Frenchman now, so that kind of balances it all out. Maybe. Mostly I'm just confused. In any case, I think this is the Wednesday news and notes. Probably...

* Jamie Carragher went on TalkSport today to have a little chat with the regrettable duo of Andy Gray and Richard Keys.

Liverpool Schedule Mid-Season Friendly Against Rangers

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Taking a page out of Major League Soccer's book by scheduling a mid-season "prestige friendly" to fill the downtime between games and put a few extra quid in the pocket, Liverpool have announced that they will travel to Glasgow to take on Rangers in a mid-week clash on Tuesday, October 18th. For those who haven't memorised this season's schedule, that would put the game three days after Manchester United's visit to Anfield on October 15th, with newcomers Norwich City set for the following Saturday.

Gerrard’s Groin, Adam’s Futility, and Other Tuesday Notes

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Things went horribly, horribly wrong on Sunday, but we've already covered that. Perhaps it doesn't come as a huge surprise, though, that a lot of the places that talk Liverpool have gone a touch quiet following their obligatory (and rather depressed) match reviews in the wake of Sunday's sad showing at Spurs.

Daniel Agger and the Injury Free Internationals Recap

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Spoilers: Everybody came out of this set of internationals fit and unscathed and ready to take on Stoke on Saturday. Except perhaps for Martin Skrtel, though any damage he picked up is going to be of the mental variety. In any case, September's international break is over and done with, which means no more worries about Liverpool players getting injured in borderline meaningless games.

Jordan Henderson Versus Spain

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In the end, the 1-1 scoreline in Sunday's England-Spain match at the Under 21 European Championships will be cause for many to talk of the England fight back, of an entertaining game and a good result and a brave display against a superior opponent. Which conveniently forgets that for the vast majority of the match it was only Spain's inability to find a cutting edge around the box that stopped the score from turning into the farce the rest of the game was for England's up and comers.

Rumour Mongering: Downing and Perotti, Jovanovic and Aquilani

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The transfer window still doesn't officially opens across Europe until July first. In England it actually opened at midnight on the day the domestic season ended. Either way, there are always pre-agreements to be made and fees agreed, and all because most players a club might be after couldn't officially be transfered for another month doesn't mean nothing can happen.

Requiem for a European Cup

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After a season full of highs and lows, it was a rather disappointing and dull display against Aston Villa on Sunday that ended Liverpool's year. Ironically, it was just the sort of apathetic outing that at times seemed the norm in the Europa League for the club this season, and with two consecutive underwhelming performances to end the league campaign it is that competition which Liverpool is now set to miss out on.

Poll: Flop of The Season

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Today's post is courtesy of Sam from Anfield Asylum.

Once again my cheerful nature leads me to tackle a wonderful subject, this time about just which player wasted the most time and money we'll never get back. The fact that there are so many contenders for this award on Liverpool alone this season lets you know just how bad it was at times.

Rafa’s Mini Cooper, Gerrard’s Future, and Other Tuesday Notes

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So, have you done your democratic duty and voted in the Signing of the Season and Young Player of the Season polls yet? Have you taken a spin or two by the sites of our season ending pollstavaganza guest editors' sites Well Red, Unprofessional Foul, A Football Report, and Avoiding the Drop lately?

The Rest

Overlooking the Return of Pass and Move Football

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Following Sunday's disappointing result against West Bromwich Albion, there were two competing narratives. On one hand there was a desire to integrate the match and result into one of the main stories of the 2011-12 season—namely the one where Liverpool can't score even though they dominate possession.