I am going through the process of learning German and while finding the toilet is always nice, it really doesn't help when it comes to the reason I want to learn the language: Fußball. So here are seven random words for you who don't know German to learn. You will come across them [...] Related posts:

1. Bundesliga Matchday 23 by the Numbers 3 - Likely number of German top goalscorers over the.

One of the Bundesliga's funner 4-4-2's.

GOALKEEPER
Rene Adler
Near Elder (if word about his back is true)

DEFENDERS
Paul Stalteri
Ultra Pilates (perhaps, but what about Ultra defending?)

Michael Gravgaard
Alarm!

Believe it or not, we are just a week away from the start of another glorious Bundesliga season. Having taken the summer off from worrying about football (and cramming in seven Harry Potter books into those months), it is time to dive head-deep into my favorite passion.

The difficult thing about this year is that the season will start nearly a month before the end of the transfer window.

Who's your douche-daddy? That's right Albert! Angered that notorious douche-weasel, Jens Lehmann had grabbed all the headlines this week with his shoe throwing incident against Salid Salihovic, Albert Streit decided to take matters in his own hands by getting into a punch up with the non-ghetto Boateng brother, himself a bit of a douche-waffle.

While many expect Bayern to cruise through the second half of the season, their loss at Hamburg means it's not a foregone conclussion. Who do you think will win the title and feel free to post why you think. Who Will Win the League ( polls) addthis_url [...]

While many expect Bayern to cruise through the second half of the season, their loss at Hamburg means it's not a foregone conclussion. Who do you think will win the title and feel free to post why you think. Who Will Win the League ( polls) addthis_url [...]