Taking cat-fighting to a whole new level This outrageous footage comes from the MWC Women's Soccer Tournament match between BYU and New Mexico. BYU won the match 1-0, but the main talking point was a performance of Norman Hunter-esque aggression from New Mexico's Elizabeth Lambert. Lambert dished out a series of full-on assaults throughout the match, culminating [. Click to continue reading...

Elizabeth Lambert is a college football defender playing for New Mexico in the Women's Mountain West Conference college tournament. In the game against Bringham Young University (BYU), things got a little rough with Elizabeth. Things got so rough that she earned the nickname Elizabeth "cheap-shot" Lambert.

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Rio rocks the mic... again Here is Rio Ferdinand and British rapper Kano giving their version of that latter's song Rock n Roller during a drinking session at the trendy footballer hangout that is La Tasca!

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Match anticipated for the 34th round. Goals by Rafael Marques (Gremio) and Dagoberto (Sao Paulo).

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Have you heard the one about the hippopotamus and the wolf? Stoke City mascot Pottermus ruthlessly sabotaged Wolves' chance in the half-time crossbar challenge when the two clubs met last weekend. With the Wolves mascot preparing for their kick, the cheeky hippo sneaked up behind to deliver a rugby tackle. Click to continue reading...

AZ/DC We can only assume that Samir Nasri was humming the riff to Smoke On The Water during this dribble.

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Draws are good enough Both Manchester United and Chelsea had to come from behind to secure results that ensured their progress in the Champions League. United came back from 1-3 down at home to CSKA Moscow to secure a 3-3 draw. Meanwhile Chelsea went 1-0 down to Atletico Madrid, grabbed two goals to take the lead but [. Click to continue reading...

It seems this generation that grew up playing FIFA/Winning Eleven/Pro Evolution Soccer and watching Nike commercials have total disregard for bicycle goals. But they forget how it's not easy. And I love them. Last weekend, William from Avai did it. And he cried on the pitch after scoring it.

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Bringing the beautiful game to music video games Rock band Kasabian have called upon a group of freestyle footballers to help produce this nifty viral promoting their new single. The freestylers set to work producing a giant football version of Guitar Hero to incorporate their balls skills.

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Sickening arm injury Hopefully your breakfast has digested before you decide to watch this video. Vasco Da Gama's Rodrigo Pimpão puts his arm down to break his fall, but the momentum of his body had other ideas. The arm stays put and the body keeps rolling. Although it looks sickening the injury proved to be only [. Click to continue reading...

Moody striker would like spot-kick responsibilty When Inter Milan's Mario Balotelli won a penalty five minutes into their match against Palermo last night, he obviously felt that was justification for him taking it. Samuel Eto'o disagreed, pulled rank and placed the ball on the spot. Balotelli continued to stand next to the ball demanding to take the [. Click to continue reading...

Real Madrid midfielder doesn't like being called gay Real Madrid's embarrassing 4-0 defeat to lower league Alcorcon on Tuesday night was painful enough. But Guti had insult added to his injury. He was hauled off by under-fire coach Manuel Pellegrini at half-time, and upon taking his place in the dugout an Alcorcon supporter called him gay. Click to continue reading...

Great Danish striker aired at last For years it has been cited as the greatest football goal you have never seen. Now those of us who weren't at Anfield for Liverpool's 2-1 Milk Cup win over Manchester United in November 1985 can see it. The match took place during a TV blackout, which meant the public [. Click to continue reading...

A song for South Africa (well, France at least) Sometime we lack skill / And sometimes we lack speed / Who needs Steven Ireland? / Bring back Andy Reid We have all heard of World Cup songs, but World Cup play-off songs might be a new one. Here's To Trapattoni has been written by the Corrigan Brothers [. Click to continue reading...

The ex- Brazil international shows what he really needs to recover from injuries. One of the most pathetic moments of his career. More than taking care of your socks when France is kicking out of the World Cup:

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Taking weakened Carling Cup sides to a new level Barnsley failed to score during their Carling Cup defeat to Manchester United, but the net did ripple in injury time when a fan took it upon himself to bag a goal for the Tykes. Presumably inspired by this Russian fan, a Barnsley supporter ran onto the pitch to [. Click to continue reading...

Naughty Nev's behaving badly again Reprimanded for his celebrations in the Manchester derby, involved in row with police following last weekend's defeat to Liverpool, and now sent-off during the Carling Cup tie with Barnsley: Gary Neville's behaviour doesn't get better with age. The jury's still out for us. Click to continue reading...

It's gone over his head Stuttgart keeper Jens Lehmann is desperate to get play re-started quickly as his side chase Hannover's 1-0 lead. That is why he greets the ballboy at the advertising hoardings like a slobbering Alsatian expectantly awaiting the arrival of the postman. But the little so-and-so has his own ideas about protecting Hannover's lead. Click to continue reading...

After 14 months, Rogerio Ceni, the goalie with the more goals scored in the history of football, scored again. Goal number 84 (86- but FIFA does not count 2 scored in friendlies) was scored the winning goal in the derby against Santos. Sao Paulo won 4-3. It was the first goal after the serious injury the goalie earlier this year.

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Getting a telecom company on board could improve your team's flame resistance Saudi club Al-Hilal celebrated their new sponsorship deal with telecom company Mobily by holding a reality TV-meets-James Bond training camp atop a volcano. The team plays kickabout with some very hot footballs while dodging the various life-threatening hazards introduced by coach Eric Gerets (he is [. Click to continue reading...

That's how you do it, lads! Dragan Stojkovic, coach of Japanese side Nagoya Grampus, showed his players that he could still walk the walk with a spectacular goal from his technical area. The ex-Yugoslavia international found the net with a beautiful strike. And he did it in formal shoes. The match officials were quite so impressed and [. Click to continue reading...

That's not how we celebrate in this country! Players and staff from Hamburg were involved in an angry confrontation after their win at Celtic last night when stewards attempted to cut short their celebrations. There is a bit of a chicken-and-egg debate about whether Hamburg were sitting down as part of a new German post-match [. Click to continue reading...

It seems Palmeiras is doing everything possible to lose a championship that seemed in the pocket. Last night, for the 31st round of Brasileiro, the side headed by Muricy Ramalho was defeated 2-0 by Santo Andre, candidate to relegation. Nunes scored the two goals that handed Palmeiras its third defeat in a row.

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Real Madrid 1-0 AC Milan (Raul)

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Real Madrid 1-2 AC Milan

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Real Madrid 2-3 AC Milan

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Manchester United produced an efficient and controlled performance at the Luzhniki Stadium to beak CSKA Moscow 1-0. Injuries, weather and a plastic playing pitch meant that United were always going to play controlled rather than expansive football, but all the players did their jobs well (with Fabio particularly impressing from full-back).

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Ex-Boro boss should have sniffed out a lack of respect Former Middlesbrough player Ray Parlour recalls Gareth Southgate's uneasy transition from Boro player to Boro manager. At least he had some of the older heads in the squad on his side...

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Barcelona 0-1 Rubin Kazan

Barcelona 1-1 Rubin Kazan

Barcelona 1-2 Rubin Kazan

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Liverpool 1-0 Lyon

Liverpool 1-1 Lyon

Liverpool 1-2 Lyon

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That's my cue to leave... Paul Gascoigne headbutted a bouncer who ticked him off for smoking in a snooker club. The former England star was caught on CCTV thrusting his head towards bounce Paul Hindle. A row had started after Gazza was caught sparking up in the toilets after being told he couldn't smoke in the [. Click to continue reading...

Learn to cheat like a pro Thanks to @DilenoFootball for bringing this to our attention. Contains a bit of visual and audio swearing after the 2mins 50secs mark, if you're at work. You have been warned!

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Soccerlens is excited to present a brand new feature - a video show reviewing the weekend's big stories from Europe's top football leagues.

Andy Brassell - of World Football Phone-In fame (on BBC 5 Live), author of All or Nothing: A Season in the Life of the Champions League, a seasoned journalist contributing to UEFA's Champions magazine, Skysports.

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United stars' team-bonding Thanks to MOTD commentator Steve Wilson.

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Sunderland striker benefits from inflatable toy Sunderland took the lead against Liverpool thanks to this bizarre incident involving a beach ball. The big inflatable was apparently thrown onto the pitch by Scouse supporters, so they cannot have any complaints on that front. Darren Bent's shot deflected off the beach ball, which was on the edge of [. Click to continue reading...

Aston Villa overturned the odds and the form book to beat Chelsea 2-1 after going a goal down early in the game. It was Chelsea's second away defeat and the shoddy defending on display will certainly raise questions at Stamford Bridge.

Chelsea had taken the lead when Brad Friedel failed to deal with a long-range effort from Didier Drogba, but they failed to capitalise and conceded goals from set plays either side of half time.

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Sunderland's first goal against Liverpool today - from Darren Bent - came in the 5th minute thanks to a deflection off a balloon that had floated into the Liverpool penalty area.

That's going to make Rafa Benitez really mad...

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