To Rafael Benitez (for now atleast) and Whomsoever it may concern at Chelsea

Posted in Arsenal Tagged: Football Philosophy, People, Tributes

In what seems to be a classic case of that old expression (translated here for the benefit of all our readers) known as 'Keeping the Mouth', Wenger's masterstroke forward has been done in by those devious Italians.

And so it happens.

There's a reason why the knowledgeable football fan thinks 59 times on an average before calling Arsenal title contenders.

Maddy's Note albeit to Maddy's Post: I generally write a post in about 40 minutes. This however is the maximum thought I have ever put in into any piece of writing (yes, it includes my examinations as well). Forgive me, but this is a dissertation sized post. You have been warned.

         Apart from John O'shea, combs , certain other articles which are used  to scratch your back but generally aren't meant to be used that way and Carlton Palmer  there are only very few things that can be termed as multipurpose. One of them is the word "Hello". You receive a call you say "Hello" as a greeting.

Enough Liverpool bashing has been done to keep me sated for a month now. There are only so many Voronin jokes and beach ball jokes you can make before it gets a bit stale. Fortunately for us Arsenal fans, fresh meat has arrived in the form of the scum. North London derbies are always a special occasion (if you're an Arsenal fan all the more so, barring the one obvious time).

Doesn't a head butt on Ljungberg count for anything? It's bad enough that Silvestre plays for the Arsenal given the fact that he's a <insert vile swear word insinuating oddities about his sexuality here> but to give him the captain's armband? That simply is stretching it.

Monsieur Wenger, you know I have been a vociferous fan and that I've never EVER spoken ill of you.

"....buhahahahahahhahahha...wohooohahahahah"

                                                                        Carlton Palmer after tasting the Real wankfest

"4-0!

Ducky's Note: This bugger preempted me and wrote a note to my note. So now I'm going to post-preempt him, and not write him a note. Suffice to say, he's been mentioned here before. And he's a Chelsea fan.

Lighter's Note to Ducky's Note: Did Ducky mention very smart, very funny and very single?

13 years since a tall Frenchman wearing ridiculously large spectacles flew the 8:30 Tokyo London shuttle to be greeted by a headline in The Evening Standard saying ‘Arsène Who?' Since then he's gotten us 3 league titles, 4 F.A Cups, a World Class Training Facility and a World Class Stadium.