Off the Post 06 November @ 05:44 AM EST
Big brawler looks like famous headbutter Nicolay Valuev is the 7ft 2in opponent of British
heavyweight boxer David Haye this weekend. He also looks like a bloated Zinedine Zidane.
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Off the Post 06 October @ 07:40 AM EST
For your eyebrows only The name's Hughes. Mark Hughes. Licence to perform public impersonations of
Roger Moore.
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Off the Post 13 August @ 03:16 AM EST
One coconut who's not shy Los Angeles' favourite son, David Beckham, added to his comprehensive
back-catalogue of dodgy hairdos with this special effort for last night's Holland-England game. We
reckon Becks might be slowly turning into the world's most heavily tattooed coconut.
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You're fired! All this business advice from Xabi Alonso got us thinking... we have never seen the
Liverpool midfielder and Alan Sugar in the same room. The wispy facial hair, the furrowed brow, and
now the pointy finger. It all adds up. While we are vaguely on the subject, if you haven't yet
watched Cassetteboy's remix of [.
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The man to moniter Messi Everyone's favourite monobrowed comedy right-back will become a makeshift
monobrowed comedy left-back tonight when Chelsea take on Barcelona in the Champions League
semi-final. Jose Bosingwa will swap flanks to replace the suspended Ashley Cole, and will be
charged with thwarting Lionel Messi.
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Spurs for SNES Yes, Spurs primate-faced Welshman is a a bit of a ringer for video game star Donkey
Kong. The big-eared left-back could probably learn a few defensive tips from the Ninetendo hero
too. Thanks to OTP reader Usama for the spot. Share on Facebook
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Doppelganger deathmatch We didn't realise that a sleeper cell of the Andy Garcia Fan Club were
operating within OTP's readership, but after yesterday's Dimitar Berbatov/Mark Strong lookalike our
inbox was inundated with messages from disgruntled Garcia fans eager to point out that their man
also looked like the grumpy Bulgarian (and one suggesting Count Von Count [.
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It#8217;s the question everyone#8217;s asking Thanks to OTP reader Ben Maher, who was disturbed but
slightly homoured by the sight of Didier Drogba staring him in the eye as he went for a leak in a
bar in Mallorca. We can#8217;t find anything mentioning a toilet sponsorship deal with Heineken, so
Drogba#8217;s agent might want to look [.
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Norwich defender offended by accusation he did something This is Norwich City defender Jason
Shackell being interviewed by a reporter who is adamant the interviewee had a decent headed
opportunity in the first-half of their match with QPR last night. Team-mate Darel Russell, who
scored the only goal of the game, is also adamant that Shackell [.
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Off the Post 26 February @ 04:45 AM EST
Wo-oah here she comes... Croatian duo Luka Modric and Eduardo have bridged the north London divide
to go retro for a new commercial for T-Com which will air in their homeland. But in their old
school gear the pair looked very much like pop act Hall & Oates. Check out the uncanny resemblance
and go behind [.
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Off the Post 24 February @ 02:30 AM EST
Spurs defender's wide-eyed celebration Spurs players and fans were delighted with Jonathan
Woodgate's winner against Hull last night, but the man himself was too busy seeking out mice and
other potential prey behind the goal. Share on Facebook
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Off the Post 17 February @ 04:41 PM EST
Separated at birth? OK, it is not a lookalike as such, but OTP reader Ben C has very kindly put
this together for us. I think it maybe done on this Obama gadget, which allows you to put your (or
your favourite Inzaghi brother's) face onto the new President's iconic Hope poster. Ben has chosen
Offsides as [.
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Off the Post 09 February @ 06:32 AM EST
A Pitt of a ringer Thanks to Off The Post reader Amir who added further ammunition to the argument
that Benjamin Britain is hugely over-hyped by spending his time in the cinema spying lookalikes for
us! It turns out that 45-year-old Brad Pitt trying to look like a 20-year-old Benjamin Button
levels out at a 24-year-old [.
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Off the Post 04 February @ 08:59 AM EST
Scary. Funny, but scary Meet John Tranny, the Chelsea captain's transsexual alter ego. It is, in
fact, Lucy Smith, who is a disgruntled transsexual complaining about the negative publicity from a
recent NHS campaign. I'm sure the irony isn't lost on you. Spotted on Warrington Guardian via The
Spoiler
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Off the Post 03 February @ 03:53 AM EST
It's toon time Last weekend's major football talking point has got blood boiling in some quarters
(and probably kidney stones passing in others). We thought we would diffuse the matter by reducing
it to mere cartoon action. So here is Mike 'Squidward Tentacles' Riley dismissing Frank 'Spongebob'
Lampard.
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Off the Post 16 January @ 06:13 AM EST
Angelina's ex and Atletico's soon to be ex Try that on for size: Atletico Madrid's under-fire coach
Javier Aguirre is a dead ringer for Hollywood actor, producer and serial husband Billy Bob
Thornton.
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Off the Post 11 January @ 06:37 AM EST
Who's that dark-eyed sub? Liverpool's Fernando Torres was unable to make an impact during his
30-minute Premier League comeback appearance against Stoke at the weekend. Too many late nights
judging by this photo evidence, taken while he was still on the bench.
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Off the Post 07 January @ 03:23 AM EST
Please, sir, can I have some more money? One's an orphan who escapes the shires to return to London
to make money in a pickpocket gang, the other's a footballer who pickpockets his club to return to
London to have his wicked way with Chinawhite's female patrons.
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Off the Post 30 December @ 07:01 AM EST
Der, der, der, der, click, click There is some spooky activity at the San Siro, where some sort of
Addams Family tribute act seems to be in the process of being put together.
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Off the Post 15 December @ 04:38 AM EST
Geno, Geno, Geno, Geno It's been a weekend for popular music references in the Premier League, as
Phil Brown will testify. Fergie showed better musical taste than the Hull boss by rocking a
Geno-era Dexy's Midnight Runners look during Saturday's clash with Tottenham.
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Off the Post 15 December @ 03:42 AM EST
Hull manager dons stage mic and shows us his moves Phil Brown, there's no need to feel down. I
said, Phil Brown, pick yourself off the ground. I said, Phil Brown, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy. It's fun to stay at the... [over to you, Phil]
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Off the Post 03 December @ 05:37 AM EST
Iran away from a World Cup once One is a fanatical megalomaniac prone to random outbursts of
aggression, the other is the president of Iran.
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Off the Post 01 December @ 07:09 AM EST
Everton's midfield general is a midfield colonel What is the correct slang term for the north
African equivalent of the Wafro? An Arafro? Nevermind, these pair are both rocking the look,
whatever it is called.
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Off the Post 28 November @ 09:12 AM EST
Histon defender out to beat his alter ego's ex-club This is Histon FC centre-back Mat Mitchel-King
who, we suppose, at a squint looks a bit like Rio Ferdinand. It is probably just a well that he
resembles the Manchester United defender at least a bit since he is his body double in Nike
adverts. The [.
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Off the Post 27 November @ 08:37 AM EST
Heres the first of hopefully many footballing-lookalikes: Chelsea defender Jose Bosingwa and the
baby with the monobrow from The Simpsons...
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Off the Post 17 November @ 01:03 AM EST
I'm Spartacus! England's newest squad member Michael Mancienne looks like the son of Kirk Douglas,
but without the Welsh wife. We have heard the expression that good centre-backs keep strikers in
their pocket. In Mancienne's case he could probably keep a Michael Owen-sized attacker within his
chin cavity.
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Off the Post 21 October @ 10:53 AM EST
Hats off to Dimi. Manchester United are all at sea at the moment, or at least their training
sessions look distinctly like a scene from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (we thought that
headbutting Frenchman had retired?). Spotted on The Spoiler
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Off the Post 21 October @ 10:14 AM EST
Are you threatening me? Thanks to Off The Post reader Per for sharing this beauty with us. Chelsea
captain John Terry is the double of Beavis' alter ego Cornholio.
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