We, at Cheer Up Alan Shearer, hate Barry Davies.
Now, you may wonder how we can say such a thing. He's 73 years old, for heaven's sake. It's like saying you hate someone's grandad. (Well, he probably is someone's grandad so it's, er, exactly the same as saying that.

We at In The Stands could not resist a chuckle at what is perhaps the most outrageous piece of football commentary ever from legendary Italian commentator Carlo Zampa.

Zampa's moment of madness occurred after AS Roma fullback John Arne Riise scored Roma's winner against Juventus during the rivals' clash at the Stadio Olimpico di Torino in 2010.

Sky sacked presenter Andy Gray following new evidence of his sexist behaviour came to light. Gray and presenter Richard Keys were warned over their comments about female referee Sian Massey before last Saturday's Wolves v Liverpool match.

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Honduras won the Central American championship on Sunday. Huge congrats to them. Cerveza Hurra!
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Dempsey and Spector scored goals again this weekend, while Jermaine Jones made his debut in England.
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The three favorites Japan, South Korea and Australia are all in the Asian Cup Semifinals, joined by big surprise Uzbekistan.