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Video: The Miss of the Season

Premiership Talk Blog 26 October @ 04:15 PM EST

In case you missed it, the match between Croatia's Dinamo Zagreb and Cibalia featured the undisputed miss of the season. Dinamo striker Ilija Sivonjić found himself inches (literally) from the Cibalia goal with the ball right at his feet, but his miscue astonished all onlookers.

Now, in all of its glory, you get to see the miss of the season.

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Are You Ready for FIFA 10?

Premiership Talk Blog 26 September @ 03:02 PM EST

With the arrival of the weekend, football fans across the world are returning to following their respective teams in another series of cracking fixtures. However, excitement is going to reach a whole different level next weekend, when the much awaited FIFA 10 releases in Australia (October 1) and Europe (October 2).

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van Nistelrooy Makes a Ruud Return

Premiership Talk Blog 21 September @ 12:03 PM EST

Real Madrid striker Ruud van Nistelrooy returned after a long spell on the sidelines to provide an assist and score another in his side's emphatic 5-0 victory over La Liga minnows Xerez. While the focus of the game initially remained on another former Manchester United star, Cristiano Ronaldo who scored twice to make it six goals in his four appearances it was his Dutch teammate who eventually created most of the headlines.

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In photos: England train for Slovenia friendly, promote 2018 bid

Who Ate All the Pies 02 September @ 09:24 AM EST
Some HQ pics of England going through their paces at their Colney training centre, ahead of Saturday's friendly against Slovenia. Click on the image below to launch the gallery:...

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The Football WAG Index No.8: Danielle Bux

Who Ate All the Pies 02 September @ 07:02 AM EST
Putting the bux in buxom, say hello to the love of Gary Lineker's life (after Alan Hansen and golf, of course). She looks a bit like Catherine Zeta Jones (a fellow Welsh lass) crossed with Cheryl Cole. That is not...

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The 15 best Premier League buys this summer

Who Ate All the Pies 02 September @ 05:29 AM EST
It's been a relatively quiet summer in terms of star names coming into the Premier League, but there's been a lot of interesting business conducted between Prem clubs. Here's my selection of the best buys this summer (loan deals not...

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Eduardo's two-match ban for diving: fair or unfair?

Who Ate All the Pies 02 September @ 03:25 AM EST
Uefa have dished out a two-match ban to Eduardo for the Croatian's dive against Celtic in the Champions League (watch it here). As you'd expect, Arsene Wenger is furiously angry about this ban (this translates as "disappointed" with the...

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In photos: England train for World Cup qualifier, promote 2018 bid

Who Ate All the Pies 01 September @ 02:43 PM EST
Some HQ pics of England going through their paces at their Colney training centre, ahead of Saturday's WC qualifier against Slovenia. Click on the image below to launch the gallery:...

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Top 10 photos from the Premier League: 29/30 August, 2009

Who Ate All the Pies 01 September @ 07:59 AM EST
Pies has the best photos from the weekend's action. Click the image below to launch the gallery (right-click to see the big pictures):...

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Amazon's MP3 store sells Manchester United "paedophile" chant

Who Ate All the Pies 01 September @ 06:56 AM EST
You can - at time of posting - buy an album of Man Utd chants at Amazon's MP3 store. Track four lasts 30 seconds and goes something like this: "Sit down you paedopile, sit down you paedophile! Sit down...

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Which British club got the best Champions League draw?

Who Ate All the Pies 27 August @ 01:22 PM EST
This is how the balls dropped (British teams in bold): GROUP A Bayern Munich, Juventus, Bordeaux, Maccabi Haifa GROUP B Man Utd, CSKA Moscow, Besiktas, Wolfsburg GROUP C AC Milan, Real Madrid, Marseille, FC Zurich GROUP D Chelsea, Porto,...

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What is Manchester City's best starting XI for the 09/10 season?

Who Ate All the Pies 27 August @ 07:24 AM EST
This is where you get to pick City's best starting line-up for this season. First up, I'll reveal my selection (based on their squad at time of writing). My default XI (in a 4-3-3 formation): Shay Given Micah Richards,...

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Eduardo's popularity takes a dive (with video evidence)

Who Ate All the Pies 27 August @ 04:49 AM EST
Two days after I named Eduardo as one of the most popular players in the Premier League, he goes and does this: Arsenal Cheats - Funny video clips are a click away Oh dear. Blatant dive by the Croatian. Not...

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In photos: Joleon Lescott and Sylvinho unveiled at Man City

Who Ate All the Pies 26 August @ 07:05 AM EST
Not the first time this summer that we've seen some very happy -Â and very wealthy - players holding up a Man City shirt. City's squad just gets stronger and stronger, almost to the point where you have to take them...

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Photo Gallery: Sol Campbell joins Notts County's 'Svenolution'

Who Ate All the Pies 25 August @ 10:39 AM EST
"I think you would play very nice up front for Sven. Very nice ladies..." That Sven, eh! You never know what he's going to do next. I certainly didn't imagine him going from Mexico to Meadow Lane, but that's...

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The XI: Popular Premier League players

Who Ate All the Pies 25 August @ 08:03 AM EST
After posting up our Unpopular XI, here's the flip side of the coin, namely the Prem's good guys: Shay Given (Man City) Never heard a bad word said about him. Oh, and he's world-class. Popular and brilliant at his job?...

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What is Chelsea's best starting XI for the 09/10 season?

Who Ate All the Pies 25 August @ 05:43 AM EST
This is where you get to pick Chelsea's best starting line-up for this season. First up, I'll reveal my selection (based on their squad at time of writing). My default XI (in Carlo Ancelotti's 4-4-2 diamond formation):...

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Liverpool are NOT out of the title race

Who Ate All the Pies 25 August @ 05:13 AM EST
Firstly, congrats to Villa, who not only needed this win but deserved it - although it should be said that Liverpool had their chances. First victory at Anfield in eight years. Have to say I didn't see it coming....

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Fergie, get your stinking paws off Luka Modric

Who Ate All the Pies 24 August @ 07:52 AM EST
A terrible artist's impression of how Luka Modric might look in a Man Utd kit if he was a Bobblehead and not a real person Message to Fergie: You took Carrick, you took Berbatov, but you're not gonna take...

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Top 10 photos from the Premier League: 22/23 August, 2009

Who Ate All the Pies 24 August @ 06:50 AM EST
Another fascinating weekend in the Prem. Pies has the best photos -Â click the image below to launch the gallery:...

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Reluctant Everton agree to sell Joleon Lescott to Man City, but only for £24m

Who Ate All the Pies 24 August @ 05:47 AM EST
This statement from Everton's official website: "Everton has agreed an undisclosed fee with Manchester City for the transfer of defender Joleon Lescott. The Club had previously rejected two offers for the England centre back, with David Moyes repeatedly stating...

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Pies v Lawro, Premier League predictions: 22-24 August, 2009

Who Ate All the Pies 21 August @ 10:25 AM EST
Mark "Lawro" Lawrenson isn't getting away lightly. Pies v Lawro is back! And it's, er, the same as it ever was. If you haven't played Pies v Lawro before, here's how it works. Lawro makes his predictions for the weekend's...

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What is Real Madrid's best starting XI for the 09/10 season?

Who Ate All the Pies 21 August @ 06:31 AM EST
How to squeeze so many superstars into just one team? That's the major challenge facing Real Madrid boss Sam the Eagle. Here's the default team I would go with (based on Real's squad at time of posting): My XI...

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The Football WAG Index No.7: Luli Fernandez

Who Ate All the Pies 20 August @ 12:14 PM EST
Luli is from Argentina and she's a model who thinks wearing clothes is overrated. She's currently dating compatriot Fernando Gago, who plays for Real Madrid. But these are just meaningless words and I guess you've already clicked on the picture...

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What is Liverpool's best starting XI for the 09/10 season?

Who Ate All the Pies 20 August @ 08:36 AM EST
"Weeeeeeeeeee!" This is where you get to step into Rafa's shiny slip-ons and pick Liverpool's best starting line-up for this season. First up though, I'll reveal my selection (based on the Pool's squad at time of writing). I meant...

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Photo Gallery: Hull City 1-5 Tottenham Hotspur, Premier League

Who Ate All the Pies 20 August @ 07:49 AM EST
We are top of the league, sing we are top of the league... Tottenham's perfect start to this season couldn't be in starker contrast to the nightmare of 08/09. Props to Arry Redknapp, who has managed to create what looks...

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The XI: Unpopular Premier League players

Who Ate All the Pies 20 August @ 04:27 AM EST
With C-Ron gone, it's time for someone to step up and take his place as the Prem's least popular player. Here's Pies selection for a team of the most unpopular players in the league: Paul Robinson (Blackburn) Out-of-form goalkeepers may...

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What is Manchester United's best starting XI for the 09/10 season?

Who Ate All the Pies 19 August @ 09:34 AM EST
"Pick me, pick me!" This is where you get to pick United's best starting line-up for this season. First up, I'll reveal my selection (based on United's squad at time of writing). I planned to post this before the...

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Celtic 0-2 Arsenal: mature Gunners show skill and steel

Who Ate All the Pies 19 August @ 06:28 AM EST
Arsenal won't score a pair of luckier goals this season, but they deserved their luck. The Premier League side outclassed Celtic -Â Tony Mowbray's team didn't play that badly but ran out of steam - and will surely now finish...

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Top 10 photos from the Premier League's opening weekend

Who Ate All the Pies 18 August @ 03:48 AM EST
Cracking weekend to kick off the Prem. No draws, plenty of wonder goals and a couple of surprise results (Everton ship six at home!? Madness gone mad)....

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The Football WAG Index No.6: Yolanthe Cabau Van Kasbergen

Who Ate All the Pies 18 August @ 03:16 AM EST
She's a Dutch model with a very fancy name that I have cunningly shortened to Yo-Cab. So, say hello to Yo-Cab, Wesley Sneijder's new fancy lady. Click on the photo below to see the gallery:...

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The top 20 hardest players in the Premier League, 10-1

Who Ate All the Pies 17 August @ 05:32 AM EST
The second part of Pies round-up of Prem hardmen. (Part one here) Click the image below to see the top ten......

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What is Barcelona's best starting XI for the 09/10 season?

Who Ate All the Pies 10 August @ 08:50 AM EST
This is where you get to pick Barca's best starting line-up for this season. First up, I'll reveal my selection (based on Barcelona's squad at time of writing). No doubt Pep Guardiola will use several different formations this season...

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Six Premier League midfielders you should consider for your fantasy football team*

Who Ate All the Pies 10 August @ 08:02 AM EST
It's no secret that the great majority of fantasy teams will feature either Frank Lampard or Steven Gerrard (or both, if you base your team around them) in midfield. And quite right too - they score goals, they make goals,...

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Cristiano Ronaldo can't fill his elephant thong, says ex-WAG Nereida Gallardo

Who Ate All the Pies 10 August @ 05:42 AM EST
Quote of the day goes to Nereida Gallardo, one of C-Ron's most skanky famous ex-WAGs. Here she is talking about Ron's favourite underwear, a red, elephant-trunk thong: "He puts his willy where the elephant's face is. But he doesn't...

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