Alright... I'm not saying Kyle Martino doesn't deserve a charmed life, but c'mon!Dude played pro
and international soccer, married Eva Amurri and had killed national broadcasts like a pro by the
time he'll turn 31 next month. Fine. Great. I'm happy for the guy.But now, NOW, he's gotten to be a
judge on Cupcake Wars.
Well, after careful consideration of all the available information, we all decided that Team GB
was in fact a brilliant idea, although not necessarily for footballing reasons. That our tolerance
to drink driving offences is inversely proportional to our tolerance of alcohol abuse.
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome back into another Happy Hour. These holiday weeks have been quite
relaxing, filled with cocktail parties, excellent food, friends, and family. While many of you
office drones had to return to work this week, I am still enjoying my winter vacation. I am
currently in Denver, enjoying the Mile High City's local beers and women.