England is a great place for football. Yes, we all know that and their domestic structure is all too awesome, that's why we love it. But, internationally the English team and its players look nothing like their premier league avatar, instead they look like a bunch of boys in tutus who play Sunday morning football.

Football's television money will forever turn heads.
The Guardian reports that:
"The deal that shares television's billions equally between Premier League clubs is facing its biggest threat to date after Liverpool announced they would lead a challenge for overseas TV rights to be sold on a club-by-club basis.

You know your team isn't doing too well when the blasted international break becomes the blessed international break, and the top searched news is Jack Wilshere being hauled in front of the media jury for offering to clean a spud cabbie's window. At times like these, you feel like going into your shell, try thinking about ramp functions rather than downward spiralling seasons, maybe watch a bit of the Unbeaten DVD and cry tears of blood.