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Remember that old Saturday Night Live skit in which Eddie Murphy goes about in white face, and gets
free coffee & newspapers? ("Slowly I began to realize that when white people are alone, they
give things to each other for free!") It's absolute genius - when the one black man on a bus
gets off, the white folks play a little Lawrence Welk, sing and clap their hands, and start sipping
champagne.
"So I grabbed him by both shoulders and shook him real hard ya know, like a you were mixing
drinks for the hot tub. Then I told him "Don't struggle, I need this. Every since I got traded
from Beckham's team it hasn't been the same. I just want to feel like I am someboday
again...dammit, I want to be a hero to somebody again!
"So I grabbed him by both shoulders and shook him real hard ya know, like a you were mixing
drinks for the hot tub. Then I told him "Don't struggle, I need this. Every since I got traded
from Beckham's team it hasn't been the same. I just want to feel like I am someboday
again...dammit, I want to be a hero to somebody again!
