If anyone crazy enough thinks Liverpool and City have a chance of cracking the top four after a ridiculous performance such as this, there is still good news for you yet, you're not the only delusional bastard walking the face of this earth! Goal.com If we play to our level we ... Click to continue reading...

November 19th 1969. 40 years ago, Pele scored his goal number 1000. No matter what the youngest say, there will be no better player to step on earth.

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This video quickly goes from the worst non-offside call in history to the worst offside trap in history to the worst goalkeeping in history. In essence this video should have all its copies burn and rid from the earth so as to avoid being viewed by a young, impressionable footballer. There are three clips: in the [. Click to continue reading...

Three Tommies sat in a trench one day,
Discussing the war, in the usual way,
They talked of the mud, and they talked of the Hun,
Of what was to do, and what had been done,
They talked about rum, and – 'tis hard to believe –
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So, the "story" that David N'gog took a dive against Birmingham to win a crucial penalty is funny to me because it isn't really a story at all. Of course, it is in Birmingham where everyone is ga-ga over the "cheating" of Mr. N'Gog and those disgusting footballers from Liverpool. I wonder if the fans in Birmingham are as honest as they want Liverpool and N'Gog to be.

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Yes its that time again - a new PMP competition is upon us!
We have a copy of Michael Sheen's new DVD, 'Your the Boss' to give away to one lucky PMP reader.
Fresh from his critically acclaimed portrayal of the legendary Brian Clough in The Damned United, BAFTA nominated actor Michael Sheen presents a highly entertaining look at some of the most memorable football bosses of all time along with the highs, lows, and just the plain bizarre! Click to continue reading...

The painful defeat against Liverpool last season was one of the lowest points for the club in several years. Whilst we can point to the whole team for under performing, it's hard to look past the crucial flaws in Nemanja Vidic's game that day. Why on earth he allowed the ball to bounce when Fernando Torres was approaching, I'll never know stick it in the bloody stands!

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Some Thai politician has suggested that ASEAN bid formally for the World Cup in 2018. Christ, the things these people do for a few inches. Column inches I meant.
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These are exciting time for Newcastle Jonas Gutierrez but he has come crashing back to earth after Newcastle's two defeats since he returned from Argentina's triumph in qualifying for next summer's World Cup Finals in South Africa. Jonas Gutierrez - helped Argentina qualify for World Cup finals Jonas talked about Argentina's dramatic qualification today: "We needed to [. Click to continue reading...

It's back to earth with a bump this week for the Old Firm as League action resumes. The Second round of the Scottish Cup also takes place this weekend, so there's plenty to get our teeth into as we pick the four games you should follow. Click to continue reading...

It seems Barcelona has been brought to earth by the lack of depth in the forward line, as is shown by the club's attempts to secure the signature of Manchester City forward cum winger Robinho, who has grown disillusioned at Eastlands.Reports from Catalan paper Sport recently stated that Manchester City's oil-rich owners have consented to the deal to bring Robinho to the Camp Nou stadium as early Click to continue reading...

Taking a page out of Google's book, EA Sports has launched a new online Flash-based statistical tracking tool called FIFA Earth to complement its recent release of FIFA 10. According to a press release from EA Sports: Through FIFA EARTH players can get closer than ever before to the real life data that drives the EA SPORTS [. Click to continue reading...

I know this sounds a bit weird given the circumstances and the fact that Ronaldinho hasn't played good football since 2006. But yes, he won the Golden Foot award. As we know, though, the point of the award is to celebrate a player's (the ones over 28 years old) career and overall accomplishments, judged by a jury made of international journalists.

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Well, final score: Conor Casey 2, Inter-nets 0. Seriously, how on earth is the one U.S. game that nobody could see was one of the best efforts, and most entertaining soccer games in a recent memory?A more fully composed game break down Sunday morning, but really, wow. The U.S. fell down 1-0, rallied to win 3-2 and punched a ticket to the 2010 World Cup. Click to continue reading...

It has been a slow and depressing past couple of weeks with the United States U20 team falling out of the World Cup so early. To raise spirits, and bring back some of the creative flair this site has shown, I composed a poem for you guys about American soccer. I am predominately a fiction writer, but I hope you guys enjoy this little change up.

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Contrary to the last one, Arsenal go into this new International break with plenty to smile about. Back-to-back wins, six goals, players clicking together, Cesc Fabregas back to his best and we're also closer to the top of the table.

Writing about such an incredible win comes easy, reason why I prefer amongst other things of course to expand a little on Abou Diaby.

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Contrary to the last one, Arsenal go into this new International break with plenty to smile about. Back-to-back wins, six goals, players clicking together, Cesc Fabregas back to his best and we're also closer to the top of the table.

Writing about such an incredible win comes easy, reason why I prefer amongst other things of course to expand a little on Abou Diaby.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

It isn't yet...

Reading some of this shit just makes my brain explode. How on Earth is Ken Bates Leeds' Chairman? He doesn't own the club? He doesn't know anyone who owns the club? It wouldn't suprise me if Leeds were actually owned by Harry Potter, or those fucking dogs playing cards in that picture.

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The Mexican Football Federation Association officially withdrew its bid to host the 2018 or 2022 World Cups. Ten countries remain in the process, with the United States the only CONCACAF representative. "Even though Mexico, one of the biggest football nations on earth and host of two FIFA World Cups, has finally opted to withdraw its bid to stage a third edition, FIFA wishes to thank the whole Mexican football family for having taken part in. Click to continue reading...

Background: Blanco is like Neil Diamond. You either love him or you hate him. Either way, you can't deny that he is one heck of a soccer player. The man was born to play the game. He even has a juke move named after him ("the Cuautemiña"), which makes him a living legend.

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This weeks Wag will be no stranger to you all. She is the wife of possibly the most well known footballer David Beckham and what a lucky boy he is...

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I know what some of you are thinking, Victoria Beckham but she's not that good looking.

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We love a man that makes a statement. And Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola's statement seems to be that he participates in glute-focussed squat training.

We've never been as environmentally friendly as we should be, but suddenly we feel compelled to dust off our Brita filter, grow our own alcohol and start an eco-friendly cosmetics line.

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We love a man that makes a statement. And Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola's statement seems to be that he participates in glute-focussed squat training.

We've never been as environmentally friendly as we should be, but suddenly we feel compelled to dust off our Brita filter, grow our own alcohol and start an eco-friendly cosmetics line.

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Today marks the the start of the Fifa World cup trophy tour. The golden trophy will visit 89 cities in 86 countries including my home country Kenya on November 14th and 15th.

Apart from attending the finals next year, this will also be the closest i get to feeling the exhilaration some of the world's greatest players have felt when lifting this piece of art.

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We're faced with a full round of fixtures this weekend, so there'll be plenty of action, no doubt. Couple of matches to look out for, but the one of note is the fierce London rivalry taking place at Stamford Bridge. Tottenham were brought back to earth last weekend by Manchester ... Click to continue reading...

while, in other news, the pigs from Orwell's Animal farm flew around the earth.

Carlos Tevez seems rather confident that he will get a good reception at Old Trafford (assuming he shakes off his injury and makes it). "I expect to have a good reception. While at United, I always gave my best and I had good relations with the fans," he said.

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A Beautiful Game by Tom Watt is a collection of interviews with the world's leading players.
Excerpts ...
This is Messi reminiscing about how he first fell in love ......with the game.
"There was green around the house but no garden to play football in.

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Doh!

Philippe Senderos, who has been told by Wenger he can leave the club, is likely to be the only departure and Hull are lining up a move for him after selling Michael Turner to Sunderland for £12m. (Evening Standard)

Philippe deserves a good break.

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Wishful thinking!

Whilst most clubs are fawning over the internet in search of stories relating to brand spanking new signings us Liverpool fans will just have to make do with what we have, which is a very capable squad that is not nearly large or deep enough to withstand injury or loss of form from our big names.

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Yup, I'm feeling catty. And as badly as I wanted to somehow include Bolton's home jersey (how on Earth can one mess up plain white that badly?), we will stick to the rules here.I feel this needs no further introduction, so let's proceed with the hideous. The dishonorable mention: Borussia Dortmund.#5 - EvertonI'm sorry. Click to continue reading...

Good Morning Everyone,

The draw for this seasons Champions League qualifying round has been made. The Gunners have drawn Dutch champions AZ Alkmaar, Greek champions Olympiacos and Champions League newcomers Standard Liege in Group H.

This isn't the most difficult of group stages to be very honest but we musn't also count our chickens before they hatch either.

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It's nice to see the discussion in the comments of Dan's article eventually expanded to include issues of homophobia and gender. My regular reader knows I've been posting on that stuff quite a bit this summer and it's nice to see the topic break into the mainstream fan culture, if only for a minute. Click to continue reading...

Hughes to spend nothing on a player, now that's a novelty!

Manchester City boss Mark Hughes has made his most surprising move of the summer to try and snap up Brazilian left back Sylvinho on a free transfer.

Big-spending Hughes, set to complete a £22m deal for Everton's Joleon Lescott this week, met with former Arsenal full-back Sylvinho when City played their prestigious friendly at Barcelona's Nou Camp last week.

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Aston Villa's start hasn't been exactly top-notch. Sixth-place finishers in the Premier League last year, the Birmingham club crashed to earth during a poor second half and limped across the finish...

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