By Chris Wright
Hands up, I watched the game in the boozer last night and, in direct correlation, can remember
next to nothing about the match save isolated moments of semi-lucid clarity though the order is a
little hazy.
Here are my 'notes', verbatim...
"Di Natale's forward roll was nice touch, SHOULD ALLOW DI NATALE'S OFFSIDE VOLLEY TO STAND ON
QUALITY CONTROL GROUNDS, worrying that Vermaelen had broken again when he lay slumped on the
touchline.
Lionel Messi has been very criticised for his role in Argentina's debacle at the Copa América, so
I thought I would give Mr. Messi some help in providing some excuses for the performance:5) "I get
confused when not playing in blue-red stripes"4) "mumble, mumble, mumble"3) "What do you expect? I
am a dwarf!