Cesc Fabregas caption competition: December 30, 2011

Each week, Sportsmail has a caption competition for you to battle it out for a brilliant prize of a £100 Sportsbook bet with our friends at Paddy Power. This week's picture features Cristiano Ronaldo with a dolphin.

Grant Holt: dexterous dolphin Ep.17 Mario Balti-telli by Off The Post on Mixcloud Like Mario Balotelli wolfing down a late night curry, the Off The Post Podcast is back and ready to tuck into all the tasty morsels of this weekend's Premier League that we couldn't pilau eyes away from. Prepare for naan other than [.

When Clint Dempsey scored for Fulham in the 2-0 victory over Wigan this weekend, he tied the record of former U.S. international Brian McBride as all-time highest American goal scorer in England's top flight.

Dempsey now has 36 league goals in his Premiership career. Only the most down and out gambler would bet against him extending that onward and upward.

This Saturday October 8, 2011 at 6 PM the United States Men's National team will play a friendly game against Honduras. We ask all soccer fans in South Florida to show up and support the beautiful game. Tickets are still available. Be sure to visit ussoccer to get your tickets.
If you want to sit with the American Outlaws and the rest of the supporters they will be in section GA 156.

USWNT players Hope Solo and Alex Morgan playing keepie-upsies with the Miami Dolphin's mascot. All fun and games until the SportCenter "suit" ruins it.
Such is the story of our life.


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Image via David Villa's Facebook.

On their pre-season jaunt across the USA, FC Barcelona's marketing department has been hard at work whoring out the ballers for a variety of causes and events. They've been busy curing diseases, reliving the glory days in celebrity matches and keeping kids active and out of trouble.

Sign a dolphin It turns out that when Real Madrid attempted to close the gap on rivals Barcelona, they splashed out on the wrong slick creature with a penchant for throwing himself around. While they broke the world transfer record by signing Cristiano Ronaldo, they should have been snapping up this Miami-based dolphin.