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New Mou 'Do It's not quite as severe as the last time he shaved his head, but Jose Mourinho has
opted for another closely cropped hairdo. We're mainly posting this as a public service as a lot of
Google traffic is finding an old Mourinho 'Do Are Ya? post as they frantically search to see [...]
Afro aggro A match in the Belgian league descended into a bit of a girly catfight, complete with
hair pulling, last pulling. Lierse and Standard each had a player sent-off, despite red-carded
Standard defender Felipe being the victim of the hair attack. Boban Grncarov Lierse's Macedonian
defender conceded a free-kick in the Liege [.
By far the best arrival of Transfer Deadline Day was Benoit Assou Ekotto's crazy afro. The
Tottenham left-back has ditched his cornrows to rejuvenate his Jackson Five look, and we can only
applaud. Excellent work, Benoit.
The England national football team will jet off to Poland and Ukraine next summer with the hope of
achieving something their forbearers have not. Namely, winning the European Football Championship.
Yet the inhabitants of Krakow and Kiev would be hard pressed to place a cigarette paper between our
brave English Lions, with their matching suits, [.
1. Anton Ferdinand (QPR) 2. Mark Lawrenson (MOTD) 3. Ryan Shawcross (Stoke) 4. Glenn Whelan (Stoke)
5. Heidar Helguson (QPR)
1. Jonathan Walters (Stoke) 2. Shaun Derry (QPR) 3. Danny Higginbotham (Stoke) 4. Andy Wilkinson
(Stoke) 5. David Meyler (Sunderland)
Would the Special One have taken his Braun to the mohawk? The president of Brazilian side Santos
has revealed he convinced star youngster Neymar to stay at the club by claiming Jose Mourinho was
planning to make him cut his distinctive hair once he signed for Real Madrid. The Brazil star was
widely tipped to [.
QR ya? Players from non-league Bromley are getting some interesting new haircuts ahead of their FA
Cup tie against Leyton Orient on Saturday. Online betting site Betfair are sponsoring their players
to have QR codes shaved into their hair! Midfielder Danny Waldren was the first player to entrust
his barnet to Wayne Rooney's hairdresser for [.
An online petition has been launched to get Mark Lawrenson to grow back his iconic moustache for
charity. The petition calls for Lawro and three other sporting greats to revive their famed facial
hair for Movember. Also targeted are the top lips of Ian Botham, Nigel Mansell and Barry McGuigan.
So far only 155 people [.
An online petition has been launched to get Mark Lawrenson to grow back his iconic moustache for
charity. The petition calls for Lawro and three other sporting greats to revive their famed facial
hair for Movember. Also targeted are the top lips of Ian Botham, Nigel Mansell and Barry McGuigan.
So far only 155 people [.
Spooky At first we thought it was a roadsign, but with the benefit of hindsight it's fairly obvious
that Mario Balotelli has been walking round with a firework on his head all week. Perhaps his
hairdresser needs to consider a new career as a psychic.
Traffic merging on your head Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli sported a tyre-track hairdo
last season. And it got out of control. The Italian has decided to calm it down with a roadsign cut
this season. It was either that or a speed bump haircut.
Turning the 'air blue Possibly the craziest hair of the new season so far goes to Tottenham
midfielder Sandro. He seems to be experimenting with different shades of blue in this very
interesting style. He is also topping the look off with a very fetching fluorescent gumshield. All
of which makes for a very attractive [.
Smooth Everton have strengthened their squad by signing former Wolves keeper Marcus Hahnemann. The
USA international has been brought to Goodison Park in accordance with Tim Howard's contractual
requirement that no goalkeeper at the club should have more hair than him. The
follically-challenged number one's current backup is Slovakian keeper Jan Mucha.
OTP interviews RVN With a new Premier League campaign now underway, OTP can now reveal that towards
the end of last season we were given exclusive access to one-time Premier League icon and general
goal machine Ruud van Nistelrooy, to talk to him about all things Champions League, scoring goals,
and of course hair styling [.
Song's noteworthy barnet Arsenal midfielder Alex Song has ditched his distinctive blonde afro to
allow him to inconspicuously go about his stamping undetected this season. The Gunners hardman the
only Gunners hardman has opted for a gingery orange mohican for the new season. Surprisingly, it
does seem to be doing the job so [.
Adriaaaaaaaan We'll say yes, he is. Wigan's Spanish defender Adrian Lopez had pretty daft hair at
the start of yesterday's match again Norwich. But his bandage really set-off the bouffant look.
Throw some Terry Butcher-esque blood into the equation and it is quite a striking appearance.
Yes, he has hair OTP was severely misled by Raul Meireles' shaved head last season. The five
o'clock shadow of his receding hairline seemed to suggest that it precluding the Liverpool man from
doing anything this fancy. But the Portuguese midfielder has put his widow's peak to magnificent
use over the summer to fashion it [.
A new hair-Roo As he promised on Saturday, Wayne Rooney today posted a photo of his post transplant
hair on Twitter. He said it would "take a few months to grow" and that it was "still a bit bloody",
but posted the picture regardless. Rooney was on his way to the airport for his summer [...]
#hairwego Wayne Rooney has confirmed he has undergone hair transplant treatment after being spotted
leaving a clinic. The Manchester United striker was photographed outside the Harley Street Hair
Clinic on Thursday, wearing a hoodie and a baseball cap to cover his bruised bonce. He 'fessed up
on Twitter today after tabloid newspapers picked up on [.
A list of unique unibrows In an age of metrosexual footballers who spend more time at the salon
than the training ground, OTP celebrates 10 players who snubbed plucking and waxing to maintain
their magnificent monobrows. 1. Jose Bosingwa Think footballer with monobrow and you think Jose
Bosingwa. Despite the amount of time he spends [.
Brrrmm, brrrmm Talk about rapid hair growth: Mario Balotelli appeared to be completely bald when
Manchester City played Aris Thessaloniki on Tuesday evening. Come yesterday's FA Cup replay against
Notts County and it appears that Mario's head has been run over by a 50cc moped.
Serial offender Florent Malouda's search for football's most ridiculous haircut continues with his
new bushy ponytail. The Chelsea star has 'Do Are Ya? form and we don't expect it to be his last
appearance in this feature. We just don't know what he's going to do when he runs out of little
girls' hairstyles to [.
Head art Sunderland striker Asamoah Gyan got all spruced up for his visit to the bright lights of
Stoke-on-Trent on Saturday. On a windswept Saturday lunchtime in the Potteries, the only thing not
blowing around was the Ghanaian's freshly tufted hair. Delighted team-mate Kieran Richardson took
to sheltering behind the tall windbreaker.
You know your hairstyle means too much when... Manchester United midfielder Anderson has revealed
he won't be shaving off his dreadlocks any time soon. It turns out he is rather attached to his
distinctive 'do. While his manager Sir Alex Ferguson might disagree on footballing grounds,
'Samson' Anderson reckons removing his dreads would be tantamount [.
