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The last time Michael Owen leaves a Manchester area hospital without being on crutches. [Eurosport]

West Ham fans sabotaged Joe Cole's wedding suit. [The Spoiler]

Jose Mourinho is not getting a divorce.

Via Ag news

Not one to miss out on all the action, Robinho married his fiance of 1,129 years, Vivian in Sao Paulo on Thursday. The wedding decor was by Vic Meirelles, who also conceptualized Ronaldo's wedding to Daniela Cicarelli in Paris four years ago.

In a move that will surely not please Inter Milan fans, Jose Mourinho indicated that he would be a willing replacement for Sir Alex Ferguson when/if the aging Scotsman ever retires. "I would consider going to Manchester United, but United have to consider if they want me to succeed Sir Alex Ferguson.