My word. I really have hit rock bottom. Lookalikes. Still, you get what you pay for, I
suppose. Man United crashing out of Europe was a serious Lol-cano, obviously.Â Experts are callingÂ
it theÂ worst team in the history of everything. Not just football, everything. Cricket, Rugby, The
pre-Raphaelite movement, cutlery, space, pencils, ZZ Top, the Iron Age, everything And,
for no other reasonÂ other than I can,Â here's Phil Jones looking like a loveable Disney swine.
Out goes one defender and in comes another for Toronto FC.
Just days after agreeing to part ways with centerback Geovanny Caicedo, Toronto signed defender
Logan Emory. The 24-year-old Emory, who last played for the Puerto Rico Islanders, joined Toronto
FC on trial during the Walt Disney World Pro Soccer Classic in Orlando this past offseason.
The Dynamo prepare today to face-off against their I-45 rivals FC Dallas in the third-place
match at the Disney Pro Soccer Classic. Unless the club's meet in the Open Cup or playoffs, the two
teams are only scheduled to play once in Houston this season thanks to the new unbalanced schedule
MLS rolled out for the 2012 season.
Sporting KC ended the Disney Pro Soccer Classic in disappointing fashion tonight. With a win
guaranteeing them a spot in the consolation game Sporting KC on paper looked like they'd be able to
take care of business against the Vancouver Whitecaps. Kansas City put out a starting lineup that
featured 7-8 players that are likely to feature in the starting 11 in 10 days when KC takes the
field against DC United.
The Dynamo face off against the Montreal Impact in their third match in the Disney Pro Soccer
Classic. The Dynamo have a draw against Sporting KC and a loss to Vancouver under the belts, and
will be looking for their first win of the preseason tournament.
Today at 5pm CST, Sporting KC close out the group phase of the Disney Pro Soccer Classic in Orlando
against the Vancouver Whitecaps. The Whitecaps are currently 2-0 in the group and have booked their
spot in Saturday's final against the winner of the other group. Kansas City still has a chance to
play on Saturday in the consolation game.
The Dynamo play their second match at the Disney Pro Soccer Classic this afternoon against the
Vancouver Whitecaps. Houston opened the preseason tournament with a scoreless draw against Sporting
KC on Friday, while the Whitecaps trounced new boys Montreal Impact 3-0.
You can watch the match live here, but be sure to join in on the discussion here on our game
The Dynamo play the first of their final three preseason matches this evening in Florida at the
Disney Pro Soccer Classic. These matches will be the final chance for Dominic Kinnear to fine tune
his roster ahead of the season opener against Chivas USA. Several drafted rookies and trialist will
be under pressure to make their cases for earning contracts for the 2012 season, while veterans
will be looking to continue getting themselves mentally and physically prepped.
US national team U23 coach, Caleb Porter, today announced his upcoming roster for the team's
camp in Frisco, TX.Â The 23 man roster will start on Sunday the 19th of February.Â The camp will
end on hte 29th when the US team takes on the Mexican U23 team at FC Dallas Stadium in Frisco.Â
Included on the roster, is Sporting KC forward, Teal Bunbury.
Disney today announced the other teams and the format for the Disney Pro Soccer Classic this coming
preseason. Sporting KC and Orlando City SC had already been announced as competing, but the other 6
teams were announced today. Joining those two in Orlando in January are the Houston Dynamo,
Vancouver Whitecaps, Montreal Impact, Toronto FC, FC Dallas, and BK Hacken out of Sweden.
Real Madrid's Sporting Director, Zizou, was the guest of honour at the new "Disney Dreams" show
at Disneyland Resort (Paris) on Saturday. The symbol of France meets the symbol of Childhood? / VIA
En los ultimos 15 clÃ¡sicos en el azteca AMÃ‰RICA (6 ganados) CHIVAS (4 ganados) y (5 empates)
Este domingo llego la quinta victoria en el estadio azteca.
Manchester City goleo 6-1 en el derbi al Man U Â¿Chivas podriÃ¡ hacer lo mismo?
Pues algo parecido un marcador de tres goles a uno en el primer tiempo.
Roma's American owner Thomas DiBenedetto came out a few weeks ago and discussed his dreams to bring
an American player onto the squad. The tycoon sees the rapid rise of the sport within his homeland
as an untapped resource. After signing a deal to use Disney's Orlando facilities for the winter, an
American player would further help enhance Roma's popularity within the United States.
Do you recall, just a few weeks back, when we featured the Pixar-themed fantasy football kits of graphic designer Martin Turner (@martin_turner) here on Pies?
Well, just as he promised at the time, Martin has returned with a second instalment, this time inspired by Sulley from Monsters Inc, Eve the robot from Wall-E, Sadness from Inside Out and Lightning McQueen from Cars.
This weekâ€™s topic is less of a hot button issue, but it dives into player performance ahead of the Unionâ€™s preseason tournament in Disney. Who will stand out in this weekâ€™s big preseason test?
It has been quiet...too quiet. This week has certainly been a lull in the action. Unlike the jittery unrest Union fans have felt earlier in the preseason, Philadelphia fans have felt more along the lines of being satisfied full after a big meal in recent weeks.
TFC needs time to gel, time to connect and iron out the creases. I missed the first half so I am unable to give you an impression of Jackson, Gilberto and Morrow. Bradley looked strong in his part of the second half. However he was not strong enough to drag the others into smart plays and passes.
Miller Named Disney Soccer/NSCAA Player of the Week Cavalier senior forward earns national award after four-goal week CHARLOTTESVILLE â€“ Virginia senior forward Caroline Miller (Rockville, Md.) was named the Disney Soccer/NSCAA Player of the Week on Wednesday, as announced by the National Soccer Coaches Association of America.
Steve Zakuani's return and assist should be the glory of the game. That moment put smiles on so
many faces. After many long months of hope Zakuani returned to the pitch and performed admirably.
September 2nd isn't a day that will be remembered as a the Sounders first ever US Open Cup win, but
as the day that Steve Zakuani didn't just play, but played well and was clearly a starter.
El libro de historietas mas popular en Suecia comic book Kalle Anka acaba de sacar rumbo a la Euro
2012 a los jugadores como personajes de caricaturas de Disney, el buen Zlatan como Pato, incluso
como dibujo se termina peleando con los rivales, en este caso contra Donald.
Los demÃ¡s seleccionados suecos corrieron con la misma suerte:
John Guidetti, Kim Kallstrom, Olof Mellberg, Andreas Isaksson, Rasmus Elm and Ola Toivonen.
On Monday, we showed you how popular midfielder Graham Zusi is here in Orlando with the local
media. The Studio 90 Extra Time Podcast decided to get in on the action, too, and had the hometown
boy on the show to talk about his call-up to camp in the Sunshine State.
Graham Zusi started for the Men's National Team in January's 1-0 win over
Zusi started in the USA's first two matches of 2012, consecutive 1-0 victories against Venezuela
One of the intriguing - and sometimes scary, let's say - aspects of being in Florida is the
opportunity to see alligators. As you ride around the Disney complex, you can often spot them in
the waterways that travel throughout the park property, as several of the players can attest. No
matter what, you certainly don't want to approach them.
Whitecaps were impressive this preseason. (Photo via Vancouver Whitecaps)
So here we are the preseason is over and now we can begin to get back to normal around here with
the season opening up this weekend. Can you believe it? It seems November to this point in March
has flown by with transfer moves, loads of different MLS drafts, preseason tournaments and plenty
of talking points for the new season.
In today's age, you could be mistaken for thinking that's Inter's latest signing. It's actually
the now infamous 9 year old who help up a sign at the San Siro this weekend which read "Could
you win, please? Otherwise they make fun of me at school! Thank you. Filippo."
The Disney adaptation will turn out a heroic come from behind victory with appropriate
orchestral accompaniment, but they lost 3-0 their 5th loss in 6 (hence the sign).
A pair of Wisconsin boys teams had a tough time at the prestigious Disney Soccer Showcase this
week in Orlando, Fla., both finishing 0-2-1 in group play.
Elm Grove SC Premier pulled out a 1-1 draw against Maryland's Bethesda SC Gunners in Under-18/19
Copa Black Division play Wednesday. Jimmy Grunert (Muskego) scored the equalizer for Elm
Grove off an assist from Evan Carlin (Wauwatosa West) with 10 seconds left in stoppage