Shit Lookalikes: Claudio Ranieri & Toby The Turtle (From Disney’s Robin Hood)

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Just Look at His Face! Tenuous Lookalikes #2 Phil Jones

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My word. I really have hit rock bottom. Lookalikes. Still, you get what you pay for, I suppose. Man United crashing out of Europe was a serious Lol-cano, obviously. Experts are calling it the worst team in the history of everything. Not just football, everything. Cricket, Rugby, The pre-Raphaelite movement, cutlery, space, pencils, ZZ Top, the Iron Age, everything And, for no other reason other than I can, here's Phil Jones looking like a loveable Disney swine.


FC Gay - Spot

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01.11.2012 - Ya lo dijo Diego (Cholo) Simeone hace pocos días desde los (hoy) sonrientes micrófonos europeos: "¿Agresividad acá? ¿Sabés lo que es en Argentina? Acá ir al fútbol es como ir a un teatro, esto es Disney".
En efecto, el mundo del fútbol, reaccionario para unos, tradicionalista para otros, es hostil a la novedad y en particular el argentino conlleva sus propios y acentuados vicios consuetudinarios.

Simeone compara al futbol español con Disney

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Diego Pablo Simeone, director técnico del Atlético de Madrid, contestó en conferencia de prensa sobre su punto sobre la supuesta violencia que se vive en los estadios españoles con insultos de los aficionados a jugadores, "¿Sabéis lo que es en Argentina?

Pro Soccer

Union Will Head To Deltona, FL During 2013 Preseason For Disney Pro Soccer Classic

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No more Peter Nowak, no more trips down to Costa Rica for fights against first division teams to will be the new direction of the Philadelphia Union.

The Union announced today that they will participate in Disney's Pro Soccer Classic, starting in 2013. The tournament will take place from February 9 to February 23.

Tigres UANL: Regresa Moises Orozco de su prueba con Toronto

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Hace poco más de un mes contaba que el juvenil Moises Orozco se había ido a probar al Toronto de la MLS, pero ahora el delantero esta de regreso en Tigres. Después de unas semanas de ser observado e incluso participar en algunos partidos amistosos, no pudo quedarse en el conjunto canadiense debido a que el roster para esta temporada estaba lleno.

Toronto signs defender Emory

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Out goes one defender and in comes another for Toronto FC.

Just days after agreeing to part ways with centerback Geovanny Caicedo, Toronto signed defender Logan Emory. The 24-year-old Emory, who last played for the Puerto Rico Islanders, joined Toronto FC on trial during the Walt Disney World Pro Soccer Classic in Orlando this past offseason.

Game Thread: Dynamo vs. FC Dallas (Preseason)

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The Dynamo prepare today to face-off against their I-45 rivals FC Dallas in the third-place match at the Disney Pro Soccer Classic. Unless the club's meet in the Open Cup or playoffs, the two teams are only scheduled to play once in Houston this season thanks to the new unbalanced schedule MLS rolled out for the 2012 season.

Sporting Fall in Final Disney Matchup

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Sporting KC ended the Disney Pro Soccer Classic in disappointing fashion tonight. With a win guaranteeing them a spot in the consolation game Sporting KC on paper looked like they'd be able to take care of business against the Vancouver Whitecaps. Kansas City put out a starting lineup that featured 7-8 players that are likely to feature in the starting 11 in 10 days when KC takes the field against DC United.

Game Thread: Dynamo vs. Impact (Preseason)

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The Dynamo face off against the Montreal Impact in their third match in the Disney Pro Soccer Classic. The Dynamo have a draw against Sporting KC and a loss to Vancouver under the belts, and will be looking for their first win of the preseason tournament.

Enjoy the match live here.

Sporting Close Out Group Play

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Today at 5pm CST, Sporting KC close out the group phase of the Disney Pro Soccer Classic in Orlando against the Vancouver Whitecaps. The Whitecaps are currently 2-0 in the group and have booked their spot in Saturday's final against the winner of the other group. Kansas City still has a chance to play on Saturday in the consolation game.

Game Thread: Dynamo vs. Whitecaps FC (Preseason)

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The Dynamo play their second match at the Disney Pro Soccer Classic this afternoon against the Vancouver Whitecaps. Houston opened the preseason tournament with a scoreless draw against Sporting KC on Friday, while the Whitecaps trounced new boys Montreal Impact 3-0.

You can watch the match live here, but be sure to join in on the discussion here on our game thread!

Game Thread: Dynamo vs. Sporting KC (Preseason)

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The Dynamo play the first of their final three preseason matches this evening in Florida at the Disney Pro Soccer Classic. These matches will be the final chance for Dominic Kinnear to fine tune his roster ahead of the season opener against Chivas USA. Several drafted rookies and trialist will be under pressure to make their cases for earning contracts for the 2012 season, while veterans will be looking to continue getting themselves mentally and physically prepped.

Bunbury Called into US U23 Camp

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US national team U23 coach, Caleb Porter, today announced his upcoming roster for the team's camp in Frisco, TX. The 23 man roster will start on Sunday the 19th of February. The camp will end on hte 29th when the US team takes on the Mexican U23 team at FC Dallas Stadium in Frisco.Â

Included on the roster, is Sporting KC forward, Teal Bunbury.

Disney Preseason Announced

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Disney today announced the other teams and the format for the Disney Pro Soccer Classic this coming preseason. Sporting KC and Orlando City SC had already been announced as competing, but the other 6 teams were announced today. Joining those two in Orlando in January are the Houston Dynamo, Vancouver Whitecaps, Montreal Impact, Toronto FC, FC Dallas, and BK Hacken out of Sweden.

Orlando City one of eight teams coming to Disney

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Orlando City and MLS club Sporting Kansas City are two of the eight teams that will compete at next year's Disney's Pro Soccer Classic from February 24 to March 3.

Sporting KC is still alive in the MLS playoffs while Orlando City were champions in their first season in USL.

The rest of the field is expected to be announced in the coming weeks.

Real Madrid

Football Lookalikes – Mesut Ozil and Nemo (from Finding Nemo)

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Here's more of an abstract football lookalike Germany and Real Madrid star Mesut Ozil and Nemo from blockbuster Disney film Finding Nemo.

Thanks to Robot Wars star Jonathan Pearce of the BBC for pointing this one out during one of the lulls in the recent Germany vs Holland game...

Picture Of The Day : Zinedine Zidane Hangs Out With Mickey Mouse

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Real Madrid's Sporting Director, Zizou, was the guest of honour at the new "Disney Dreams" show at Disneyland Resort (Paris) on Saturday. The symbol of France meets the symbol of Childhood? / VIA gettyimages

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Serie A

DiBenedetto’s Wish List

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Roma's American owner Thomas DiBenedetto came out a few weeks ago and discussed his dreams to bring an American player onto the squad. The tycoon sees the rapid rise of the sport within his homeland as an untapped resource. After signing a deal to use Disney's Orlando facilities for the winter, an American player would further help enhance Roma's popularity within the United States.

Inter’s Little Filippo

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In today's age, you could be mistaken for thinking that's Inter's latest signing. It's actually the now infamous 9 year old who help up a sign at the San Siro this weekend which read "Could you win, please? Otherwise they make fun of me at school! Thank you. Filippo."

The Disney adaptation will turn out a heroic come from behind victory with appropriate orchestral accompaniment, but they lost 3-0 their 5th loss in 6 (hence the sign).

Major League Soccer

What The Preseason Has Taught Us

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Whitecaps were impressive this preseason. (Photo via Vancouver Whitecaps)

So here we are the preseason is over and now we can begin to get back to normal around here with the season opening up this weekend. Can you believe it? It seems November to this point in March has flown by with transfer moves, loads of different MLS drafts, preseason tournaments and plenty of talking points for the new season.

Doppelgänger Dudes: Landon Donovan & Some Chanel Model

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Presenting Landon Donovan and a random Chanel model, who could quite easily star alongside one another in a remake of the Disney movie where twins switch places, 'Freaky Friday.'

Only theirs would be called, 'Freaky, Fraternal-Twins-Separated-At-Birth-Holy-Cow-They-Look-So-Much-Alike-We-Can't-Get-Over-It Friday.

The Rest

Cologne Striker Claudio Pizarro Lands Voiceover Role In New Disney Movie ‘Coco’

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Having made just four appearances for Cologne so far this season, Claudio Pizarro has sought extra-curricular means to keep himself amused.

Indeed, the 39-year-old Peruvian striker has landed a supporting voiceover role in the German-language version of Disney's latest animated offering, 'Coco'.

Seattle Reign v. Orlando Pride: News, analysis, updates

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All the news and updates your heart desires as Seattle looks to gain 3 points in the land of Disney.

This Sunday at 2:00 p.m. PT, Seattle Reign FC head to the land of Disney for their first-ever match against the Orlando Pride, the latest NWSL expansion team.

The Reign (2-1-0) currently sit in third in the NWSL, while the Pride (1-2-0), coached by Tom Sermanni, are in seventh.

Football Art: Graphic Designer Martin Turner Returns With Four More Pixar Inspired Fantasy Kits (Photos)

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Do you recall, just a few weeks back, when we featured the Pixar-themed fantasy football kits of graphic designer Martin Turner (@martin_turner) here on Pies?

Well, just as he promised at the time, Martin has returned with a second instalment, this time inspired by Sulley from Monsters Inc, Eve the robot from Wall-E, Sadness from Inside Out and Lightning McQueen from Cars.


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This week’s topic is less of a hot button issue, but it dives into player performance ahead of the Union’s preseason tournament in Disney. Who will stand out in this week’s big preseason test?

It has been quiet...too quiet. This week has certainly been a lull in the action. Unlike the jittery unrest Union fans have felt earlier in the preseason, Philadelphia fans have felt more along the lines of being satisfied full after a big meal in recent weeks.

Disney pre-season tournament Crew 3 TFC 1

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TFC needs time to gel, time to connect and iron out the creases. I missed the first half so I am unable to give you an impression of Jackson, Gilberto and Morrow. Bradley looked strong in his part of the second half. However he was not strong enough to drag the others into smart plays and passes.

Fans’ View: A miracle (until proven otherwise)

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Undefeated in 2013! (so far)

UVA Senior Caroline Miller Disney Soccer/NSCAA Player of the Week

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Miller Named Disney Soccer/NSCAA Player of the Week Cavalier senior forward earns national award after four-goal week
CHARLOTTESVILLE – Virginia senior forward Caroline Miller (Rockville, Md.) was named the Disney Soccer/NSCAA Player of the Week on Wednesday, as announced by the National Soccer Coaches Association of America.

Five Questions: Revolution vs. Crew

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Benny Feilhaber and Milovan Mirosevic battle for the ball during the Crew's first trip to Foxboro on June 16. (Photo: Kari Heistad/CapturedImages.biz)

At some point, it'll come to an end. It has to come to an end. You know. The winless streak. It won't last forever.

Of course, the question is when?

Sounders Manage 1-1 Road Draw v FC Dallas

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Steve Zakuani's return and assist should be the glory of the game. That moment put smiles on so many faces. After many long months of hope Zakuani returned to the pitch and performed admirably. September 2nd isn't a day that will be remembered as a the Sounders first ever US Open Cup win, but as the day that Steve Zakuani didn't just play, but played well and was clearly a starter.

Euro 2012 La selección de Suecia y Zlatan Ibrahimovic como caricaturas de Disney

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El libro de historietas mas popular en Suecia comic book Kalle Anka acaba de sacar rumbo a la Euro 2012 a los jugadores como personajes de caricaturas de Disney, el buen Zlatan como Pato, incluso como dibujo se termina peleando con los rivales, en este caso contra Donald.
Los demás seleccionados suecos corrieron con la misma suerte:
John Guidetti, Kim Kallstrom, Olof Mellberg, Andreas Isaksson, Rasmus Elm and Ola Toivonen.

Zusi's Homecoming

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On Monday, we showed you how popular midfielder Graham Zusi is here in Orlando with the local media. The Studio 90 Extra Time Podcast decided to get in on the action, too, and had the hometown boy on the show to talk about his call-up to camp in the Sunshine State.

Graham Zusi started for the Men's National Team in January's 1-0 win over Venezuela

Zusi started in the USA's first two matches of 2012, consecutive 1-0 victories against Venezuela and Panama.

Watch Out for the RSL Alligator

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One of the intriguing - and sometimes scary, let's say - aspects of being in Florida is the opportunity to see alligators. As you ride around the Disney complex, you can often spot them in the waterways that travel throughout the park property, as several of the players can attest. No matter what, you certainly don't want to approach them.

A Premier League Season Finale That We Will Never Forget

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It's hard for me to put into words what I witnessed on Sunday in the Premier League without sounding like a child trying to describe my first ever trip to Disney World. I'm usually against throwing out the usual clichés ...

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Rayo Vallecano Announces “The Avengers” As Kit Sponsor

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Spanish La Liga club Rayo Vallecano has upcoming Walt Disney / Marvel movie "The Avengers" (or "Los Vengadores" in Spanish) as its kit sponsor for its next three matches. The...

Off-Season Orange Slices: The Season is Nigh

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Dynamo News

  • Brad Davis' long road to recovery (New York Times)
  • Dynamo score nine as they dominate the Academy (Houston Dynamo)
  • The back line looks to continue total awesomeness (MLS Soccer)
  • Rico on loan to Stabaek? (Soccer By Ives)
  • Houston Dynamo 2012 Preview (MLS Talk)
  • Houston Dynamo Disney Classic Preview (Behind the Mic)
  • What is Ching's role for the Dynamo in 2012 (MLS Soccer)
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Goalkeeper Eric Marscheider, 19, has earned a developmental contract with Dynamo.

Club notes: North Shore wins finale

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The North Shore United Under-17 girls team closed the Disney Soccer Showcase in winning form.

The Cedarburg-based club doubled up North Carolina's NC Fusion Elite 4-2 on Monday in Orlando, Fla., to finish 1-2-0 in the Showcase Red Division of the elite tournament.

Wins elude state boys teams at Disney

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A pair of Wisconsin boys teams had a tough time at the prestigious Disney Soccer Showcase this week in Orlando, Fla., both finishing 0-2-1 in group play.

Elm Grove SC Premier pulled out a 1-1 draw against Maryland's Bethesda SC Gunners in Under-18/19 Copa Black Division play Wednesday. Jimmy Grunert (Muskego) scored the equalizer for Elm Grove off an assist from Evan Carlin (Wauwatosa West) with 10 seconds left in stoppage time.

The Eternal Sunshine of Spotless Find

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So we lost. 6-1. To City. In a week that brought us the catastrophic news of Westlife splitting up, it had me wondering what about now? Could this really be City's season in the sun?

It's always a mini-trauma to lose heavily to a bitter rival, and we all have our own personal coping mechanisms.