Favourite part of the festive feast? Hmm. Plump and juicy Welsh thigh? Image: Jamie McDonald/Getty
Images.
Only the English are mad enough to carry on playing football during the festive break. We really
shouldn't cover the EPL results as it probably just encourages the FA to interfere with our quite
spectacular hangovers, but even in the midst of these
waking-up-in-the-morning-and-working-out-who-we-need-to-apologise-to times, we never forget you,
the reader.
Despite Darron Gibson's help, Dimi is still at a loss as to what the vodka tramps at Kickette
want from him. Even the foolproof 'tights on the training ground method' has failed to gain him
some face-time.
Then, out of the blue, Patrice Evra throws him a bib and tells him to take his time putting it
on.
AEK got the result that we needed last night in Georgia,albeit in extra time.Leonardo's 111th
minute penalty,after Gudjonsen had been felled in the box,killed off the tie,and with an aggregate
scoreline of 2-1 over the two legs,AEK has qualified for the Europa League group stage,which also
brings in much needed funds!
A certain Boston news channel misplaced Berba's identity, mistaking him for Dimi Berbaton, a
neo-Nazi child abductor.
Real winner all-around, this Dimi.
Arguably one of the greatest screenshots in recent internet history.
[Spotted on KCKRS]
