I've been watching from the start, but had some connection problems.
4 - DeRo from distance, off the post.
6 - Announcers discuss Igwe, correctly asses that Jay Heaps was unjustly suspended from the final in the Atlante scrum.
8 - Joseph with a scorcher from distance. High.
10 - This game has had a ton of intensity from the start. Click to continue reading...

Not that this clip is particularly interesting, but one of my respected readers has just informed me that I haven't done a thing for the ladies and homosexualist in while. So here you go...don't say I haven't done anything for you lately.

It is worth noting how humble the guy is. Click to continue reading...

Not a lot to say other than: that's why we love Christian here in Colorado. The other good news is that Stevie seemed to know a bit better than the voters and started Christian AND Pablo. So the midfield started with Beckham, Gomez, Mastroeni, and Joseph. That gives any club in the world a run for its money.

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Wizards captain, Jimmy Conrad, is now all star winning captain, Jimmy Conrad. Conrad played all 90 minutes, captaining the MLS all stars tonight against West Ham United at BMO Field in Toronto. United put up a good effort against the MLS all stars. They grabbed the lead through Dean Ashton in the 26th minute. Click to continue reading...

If you are in TO tonight, hometown hero DeWayne DeRosario is holding the after party of all MLS All Star Game after party's at Inside on Richmond St. Now I've never been there so I can't fully co-sign on the place but as this video clearly shows at the :29 second mark the venue is not a stranger to sexy, Asian girl-on-girl action. Click to continue reading...

I'm pretty sure Shoe is bad luck. It seems like every time I hear of him going to D.C. games they end up losing.

Nevertheless, we were subject to one great game and one terrible game last night, as Chivas (Mexico) downed D.C. United 2-1 in the opener and Houston walloped Atlante 4-0 in the nightcap. Click to continue reading...

If would have told you one year ago that a member of the Houston Dynamo would be on trial with German juggernauts Bayern Munich you would have told me I was high, high, high. And even if you thought I wasn't under the influence you would have thought it was DeRo or Chingy that was getting the eye from abroad. Click to continue reading...

Wow, what a week that was, in no particular order:

The Turks... Petr Cech... Ching's brace, then hat trick, then brace again but in a different way... 8-0!!!!...Couldn't Matt Reis have been called up before last Thursday rather than the day after? He's the best freakin' goalie in North America. Click to continue reading...

In the end, our Canadians were better than their Canadians.

Sure, Brian Ching got the brace in Dynamo's 3-1 win last night (can't seem to find highlights anywhere. Ah well.), but Dwayne De Rosario was my true Man of the Match. DDR's goal just before the end of the first half was a thing of beauty. Click to continue reading...

1. New England Revolution - Matt Reis makes his case as the top goalkeeper in the league.
2. Houston Dynamo - DeRo and Chingy have found their scoring groove again.
3. Chicago Fire - Sputtered to a road loss while a man up on DC United.
4. LA Galaxy - Can never have a safe lead - not the way this defense gives up goals in a flash. Click to continue reading...

Satan. Borat. Lance Armstrong. Two Chippendales.

Surprisingly this is not the guest list to Elton John's engagement party. It's a bunch of Houston Dynamo players in their Halloween get-ups. Well maybe they are costumes for DeRo and Brad Davis. If your attack has ever been foiled by Patrick Ianni you might think he is, in fact, the Devil. Click to continue reading...

Bet you $10 and old copy of 90:00 Magazine that this photo was not taken the past 24 hours. Life is full of dicotomy, and the way the result that these 2 get in Cup finals couldn't be further apart. DeRosario has won four, Taylor lost three. DeRo is feeling the love from the media today, while TT is feeling a little bit of heat (or more like his club is). Click to continue reading...