Morning all, today starts with a mild *boilk* but it's not my fault. It's all
the fault of The Man from East Lower who has left his comfortable surrounds and is in Dublin
instead and insisted that I drink beer with him.
"No," I said, "I am an abstemious man who rarely partakes of the demon drink, especially around
this most holy of times.
Hmmmm where to start with this one? Do I focus on the first half; do I focus on the embarrassing
Phil Dowd or do I focus on the much maligned Diaby?
Well, the title works anyway, the first forty five minutes were not just good they were great
and certainly the best we have seen since Blackpool at the beginning of the season.
In Affectionate Remembrance
of
ENGLISH FOOTBALL,
which died at the Southwark Crown Court and the Football Association
on
8th FEBRUARY 2012,
Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing
friends and acquaintances
R.I.P.
N.B.—The body will be cremated and the
ashes taken to the Asian Underground.
In Affectionate Remembrance
of
ENGLISH FOOTBALL,
which died at the Southwark Crown Court and the Football Association
on
8th FEBRUARY 2012,
Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing
friends and acquaintances
R.I.P.
N.B.—The body will be cremated and the
ashes taken to the Asian Underground.
Germany captain Ramona Petzelberger introduces the 2011 UEFA European Women's Under-19 Championship
winners, from a defensive table tennis demon to a breakdancing forward.
Newcastle United's mid-season break to Portugal is mainly about hard work rather than lounging in
the sun, although Leon Best proves to be a table tennis demon in one of the more light-hearted
competitions. Newcastle's early exit from the FA Cup at the hands of Stevenage has meant that,
without a fixture this weekend, Alan [.
As much a staple in your Monday as cursing the alarm clock, but significantly less painful...Let's
just start with the MLS Goal of the Week nominees. I gotta go with Khari Stephenson, you all know
how I love those "don't wake him" crackers.Speaking of MLS, it's a real shame they never managed to
lure Boca Juniors free kick demon Juan Riquelme.
The key is in the title: Here good old Mick seems to be startled by absolutelyÂ
nothing? Maybe it was a demon that has finally left him and Wolves that had condemned them to
relegation...who knows?
We get it, Sir Alex/Man United fans/simply "horrified" UK media members. Luis Suarez is the demon
spawn from hell itself yada yada well you never rumble mumble concern troll you're so aghast
hrrmph-n-stuff.As if the notorious ones "Patrice Evra" shouldn't more than suffice on their own,
here's two words for you: Eric Cantona.
In the spirit of tricking as well as treating our lovely readership, we've put together a little
'guess who' game of 'ballers in kooky Halloween costumes. Because our spooky celebrations have been
mildly sloppy for the past few years, we were keen on improving our drunken levels to
'inappropriate' at this year's office fete.
