By Chris Wright

Definitely not one for the faint of heart/groin, in honour of Scott Dann suffering possibly the grimmest-sounding injury on record at the weekend a 'ruptured testicle' for those who missed it we've cobbled together ten of the most tear-inducing crotch assaults in recent memory.

Schalke took all Valencia could throw at them at Mestalla and went away with a 1-1 draw and that most vital of prizes, an away goal.

For most Spaniards the return of Raúl González was like a royal homecoming and his majestic goal in the second half cancelled out Roberto Soldado's tidy opener.

SANTANDER, Spain — Indian businessman Ahsan Ali Syed and the new owner of modest Spanish First Division club Racing Santander turned up to a rapturous welcome at the home league match with Valencia on Monday and said he dreamed of making them a world force. Syed who made an unsuccessful 300-million-pound (480-million-dollar) bid to [.

Yes you are reading a football blog! However, we at In The Stands have brought out our Devilish side and manically have short-listed our top five football scuffles and spats.

Every sport needs its bought of ‘dramatic entertainment' and footy is no different.