Ducky's Note: If the title is lost on you, you have probably missed the greatest sensation that was ever generated this side of the Arabian Sea. Even that side of the Atlantic has heard of it.

As much comedy as the John-Terry-on-cigarette-packet incident has afforded to all of us, there are two factual inconsistencies in the whole episode.

Mamadou Diouf scored his sixth goal of the season for UConn. (Photo via UConn Athletic Department/Stephen Slade)

Conference play is heating up around the country but we still had a few big out of conference games that were fun to take note this past weekend in college soccer. Below are a few of the bigger results from a jam-packed weekend.

MANCHESTER, England — Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson has questioned the use of Twitter as the club considers limiting what players can post on the social networking website. Striker Wayne Rooney this week threatened to put a Twitter user "to sleep in 10 seconds" after being sent abusive messages.