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Wolves fan desperate to join the pitch invasion, confuses himself with Superman

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Furious Wolves fans mounted a pitch invasion, hurled insults in the direction of owner Steve Morgan and chief executive Jez Moxey, and smashed up the dugout after defeat to Burnley left them on the verge of back-to-back relegations. This lad didn't want to miss out just because he was in a different stand than the [.

Tottenham star Gareth Bale makes a really strange noise

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Gareth Bale was hauled before Tottenham's official YouTube channel to front up to accusations that he sounds exactly like the guy who conducts Spurs' interviews. Cue some playful bickering between the two, culminating in Bale making a noise that has never before been heard from a Premier League footballer, nay a human being.

Video: Chickens on the pitch before Quilmes vs River Plate

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Our friends at Dirty Tackle inform us that Argentinian side River Plate have been disparagingly referred to as 'chickens' since letting a two-goal lead slip in the second leg of the 1966 Copa Libertadores final against Penarol. Opponents Quilmes spotted a great opportunity for a visual gag and released some chickens on the pitch ahead [.

Libya Players Miffed After Losing To Late Goal, Attack Algeria Players For Daring To Celebrate (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Algeria snaffled a late 1-0 away win against neighbouring Libya on Sunday evening in their African Cup of Nations qualifier played on neutral soil in Casablanca, with substitute El Arbi Hillel Soudani scoring a minute from time to give the Algerian's the advantage going in to the second leg in October which didn't go down particularly well with the Libyans, as it happens.

Libya Players Miffed After Losing To Late Goal, Attack Algeria Players For Daring To Celebrate (Video)

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By Chris Wright

Algeria snaffled a late 1-0 away win against neighbouring Libya on Sunday evening in their African Cup of Nations qualifier played on neutral soil in Casablanca, with substitute El Arbi Hillel Soudani scoring a minute from time to give the Algerian's the advantage going in to the second leg in October which didn't go down particularly well with the Libyans, as it happens.

GIF It: Pablo Armero shooting FAIL and Maicosuel panenka penalty FAIL (Udinese v Braga)

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Udinese crashed out of the Champions League in last night's play-off against Braga. And it's hardly surprising once you consider the content of this post. In normal time, Pablo Armero went through on goal and had a great chance to give the Italian side a 3-2 lead on aggregate. Instead he unleashed a wicked air-shot, [.

2012 Olympics: Alex Morgan's brace as USA overcome France, 4-2

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Allez, allez, Alex! Vous êtes parfait

Looks like the IOC have shut down any official highlights and we can only rely on shaky handcams and cell phones to follow the progress of the US women's team. The long and short of it. The USA faced an uphill climb after a very good French side took a 2-0 lead within the first 15 minutes.

Goal Shark Week

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Cue up the ostinato cello. It took Rapid Vienna forward Terrence Boyd all of four minutes to open his Austrian Bundesliga account. Clip to come...- Greg Seltzer

Euro 2012: Lee Dixon Unimpressed When Alan Shearer Butts In On Match Of The Day (Video)

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By Alan Duffy

In the aftermath of England's 1-0 win against Ukraine at Euro 2012, Match of the Day's back-slapping, in-joking gaggle of pundits were analysing the Three Lions' lucky win when all of a sudden, Alan Shearer butts in when Lee Dixon is still speaking. Cue a rather pissed off response from the former Arsenal man (around 35 seconds).

Euro 2012: Group D: Shevchenko shines in Ukraine's 2-1 win over Sweden

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Ukraine went to veteran Andrey Shevchenko who showed he still has a plethora of goals in him. Or is it cornucopia? Or maybe multitude works better? Or myriad?

The Iraqi commentator celebrated Shevchenko's goals by yammering about "Chernobyl" which if one Googles up the connection is a reference to how Sheva at age 9 and his family were uprooted from their village following the 1985 Chernobyl nuclear disaster and forced to relocate to the coast.

Falcao's bicycle kick against America De Cali

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In case anyone needed convincing Radamel Falcao is nothing if not genius. Cue frenzied transfer rumours. With Chelsea winning the Champions League all roads lead to Stamford Bridge.

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What's with Chivas USA?

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By Zac Lee Rigg - LOS ANGELES, CA (Sep 5, 2012) US Soccer Players -- The situation at Chivas USA is unclear at the moment. When Chivas de Guadalajara owner Jorge Vergara bought out co-owner Antonio Cue on Wednesday, it took a day for the Los Angeles Times to report that Vergara had dismissed general manager Jose Domene.

Chivas USA Owner Change Only The Beginning

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It's been a rough couple of years in LA for Chivas USA. (Getty Images)

The other night an email popped into my inbox from the league's front office communication team. It was a simple message about Chivas USA saying how Antonio and Lorenzo Cue, brothers who were co-owners of the team along with Jorge Vergara, are out.

Vergara fires Chivas USA GM Domene

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Chivas USA owner Jorge Vergara has not wasted any time in making changes with his new-found total control of the team.

A day after the Chivas USA and Chivas de Guadalajara owner purchased the other 50 percent of the club from Antonio Cue to assume complete ownership of the club, Vergara fired general manager Jose Domene, the Los Angeles Times reported on Thursday.

Vergara purchases full stake in Chivas USA

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Chivas USA has undergone a major shakeup at the top, and where that leads the franchise from here on out remains to be seen.

Jorge Vergara, owner of Chivas Guadalajara and part owner of the Los Angeles-based MLS club since its inception, annoucend on Wednesday that he along with his wife, Omnilife CEO Angelica Fuentes, had bought out the stake owned by Antonio and Lorenzo Cue and are now fully in control of the club.

Managing partners sell Chivas USA stake, more investment on horizon?

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Jorge Vergara has tightened his ownership grip on Chivas USA, scooping up today the 50 percent he didn't own along with the same partner with whom he owns CD Guadalajara, a move that removes Antonio Cue from any management role with the MLS club completely. Interesting timing to the move

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Fulham furious at Clint Dempsey Liverpool "tap up"

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Well, cue Ashley Cole like shenanigans at work over here. Fulham launched a complaint with the Premier League accusing Liverpool of making an unofficial approach for Clint Dempsey with the wantaway striker now poised to miss his second match in a row. The PL has now launched an investigation looking into comments made by Liverpool officials.

Liverpool Owners The Fenway Group Jump Gun Over Clint Demspey Signing

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By Alan Duffy

Maybe not a marquee signing but still a very good and very consistent player, Clint 'Deuce' Dempsey found himself in the middle of a bit of a furore today after the Fenway Sports Group, who own Liverpool, stated on their website that the American attacker had joined Reds (see above).

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This, really really, has to be Anderson’s last ‘make or break’ season

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With United's season kicking off later than everyone else, we have one more day to sneak in a quick player preview. And yes, for once my article does not feature Arsenal! Well, at least I'll try my best not to mention them. It is hard to do that but I think it's safe to say when you're talking about Anderson, there are plenty of easy jokes to go around without having to resort to a trip to the Emirates or Anfield for easy ones.

This, really seriously, should be Anderson’s last “make or break season”!

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Yes, for once my article does not feature Arsenal! Well, at least I'll try my best not to mention them. It is hard to do that but I think it's safe to say when you're talking about Anderson, there are plenty of easy jokes to go around without having to resort to a trip to the Emirates or Anfield for easy ones.

Ukraine coach says his strikers can’t score and his defenders can’t tackle

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Fresh from accusing Germany of poisoning his squad, Ukraine coach Oleg Blokhin has taken an unusual approach to motivating his side: telling the press that they're not very good.

Speaking before the co-host's first match with Sweden, the former European Footballer of the Year announced that his team — all of whom are based in Ukraine except Bayern Munich's Anatoliy Tymoshchuk — have not played enough this season.

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John Ruddy Out Of England’s Euro 2012 Squad With Broken Finger

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By Chris Wright

Oh cruel fate, how thy mock. John Ruddy has been ruled out of Euro 2012 after breaking a finger during England's training session at the Etihad yesterday, with 19-year old Birmingham 'keeper Jack Butland now set to join the England squad in his place.

John Ruddy Out Of England’s Euro 2012 Squad With Broken Finger

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By Chris Wright

Oh cruel fate, how thy mock. John Ruddy has been ruled out of Euro 2012 after breaking a finger during England's training session at the Etihad yesterday, with 19-year old Birmingham 'keeper Jack Butland now set to join the England squad in his place.

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‘I Woke Up In The Bath With A Totally Blank Mind’ – Nicklas Bendtner Claims To Have Been Drugged On Night Out

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By Chris Wright

Talking to Danish magazine Cover Man, Nicklas Bendtner has claimed to have been the victim of a deliberately spiked drink, recalling one particular night out at London nightclub Boujis last year that saw the bleary-eyed Dane papped with his trousers around his ankles while attempting to leave the scene without attracting any undue attention an incident which later cost him two weeks' wages.

‘I Woke Up In The Bath With A Totally Blank Mind’ – Nicklas Bendtner Claims To Have Been Drugged On Night Out

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By Chris Wright

Talking to Danish magazine Cover Man, Nicklas Bendtner has claimed to have been the victim of a deliberately spiked drink, recalling one particular night out at London nightclub Boujis last year that saw the bleary-eyed Dane papped with his trousers around his ankles while attempting to leave the scene without attracting any undue attention an incident which later cost him two weeks' wages.

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Kickstarter Moral Imperative

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I've pushed some cool projects on here. However, we all knew that they'd make it. My own eBook, written by me and created by me, was bound to be wildly popular. Similarly, The Classical always had the hidden hand of Celtic Tiger Fredorarrci. XI Quarterly and Howler were too cool to not succeed.

'94 Is Millstone Round Lions' Neck

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The Malaysia Cup kicks off tonight and LionsX11 are enjoying some positive coverage in the local papers. But it nearly refers to the heady days of 1994.

One reason Singapore football struggles to attract interest these days is because many folk are still wrapped in the bubble of '94 and that includes teenagers who were not born yet.

Soccer Science: Toasting Taylor

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Cue the South Park Insheeption music, because its time for a Review in a Preview in a Review for the NYRB/Houston home and home series. To start things off, the Dynamo graced BBVA, Houston, and an NBCSN-watching nation with a one-sided smackdown on Friday. Modest scoreline aside, this was abuse on a felony level.

Video: Peek-a-boo! David Beckham ambushes unsuspecting Team GB fans

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Far from chaining up Stuart Pearce to a radiator in a disused warehouse for the next fortnight, Adidas have come up with another method of getting David Beckham back in the Olympics frame a superb viral which sees the former England captain jump out on Team GB fans posing for pictures in the Adidas [.

WAG Watch: Mario Götze Frolics On Yacht With Lady Friend, Involuntarily Raises The Mast (NSFW Photo)

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Mr Götze, you have a massive erection...

"Oh, it's just the pleats in the Speedos"

Cue the nautical puns: raise the mast, bald-headed schooner, sea cock, able-bodied seamen, hard over, baggy wrinkle, pitchpoling, cock pit, proud goosehead, anchor balls, etc, etc.

Copa Libertadores: Corinthians Win Latin Champions League For First Time In Club’s 102-Year History

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We all know that South America and Brazil, in particular, has some of the most passionate football fans in the planet and as if on cue, they all made their presence felt during Corinthians' record-defining win over Boca Juniors last night. The 2-0 victory meant that 'Timao' has picked up the Copa Libertadores trophy for the first time in their 102-year history and will represent the Latin continent in December's Club World Cup in Japan.

Why is Mark Bright still on the BBC/Euro’s?

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Now first of all I don't have any personal issues with Mark Bright as a footballer or as a person, but when I hear the words "we'll pass you over to the commentary team for the match, Joe Bloggs and Mark Bright...", a little part of me dies inside. I simply can't enjoy watching a football match with his constant derogatory or disapproving remarks every few moments.

POTD : Mexico’s FC Monterrey Futbolitas

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Nothing like going all out for your team, eh girls?! Take a cue from these Club de Fútbol Monterrey fans the next time you attend a game! / via AP Photos

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