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"We paid our wages on time," say Hearts.
"Naw. You didnae," say the SPL.
A prize to whoever identifies the voice of reason and truth in the parcel of rogues contributing to
the latest farrago over Hearts and the saga of the paid/unpaid wages.
As it stands Hearts are to be charged "under SPL Rule A3.
The Frenchist thing you'll see all day this side of a Gauloises at a Jean K Jean stand-up set.
Also, start your Seba-to-Quebec trade conspiracies right...about...now.
Well I guess the first thing is to mention the news that Luka Modric's been declared unavailable
for tonight's trip to Old Trafford, as his head isn't in the right place. According to
‘Arry via the wireless yesterday evening. Quite why no-one hasn't told the wee Croatian that
it'll probably be attached to the spindly bit of flesh between his shoulders where he left it, one
can only speculate.
Children have superpowers. They have the capacity to unflinchingly tell the truth. And no, their
tongue does not match the hurtful loose lips of sarcastic & insecure adolescents. Rather,
unblinkingly, they can cut through the smoke of "fluff" to get to the grain of matters. When I
asked Junito if Real Madrid could win before last Tuesday, he said "No.
Professional coaches are funny people. For those at the top, redundant discourses emerge to
explain defeat. They seldom involve the coaches. Or the players. Often, the blame rests solely on
the referee. For Sir Alex, a post-game press conference involves either post-victory gloating or a
treatise on the fallibility of man.
Just in time for the deadline our ace columnist returns with hope in his heart for tonight. With
tales of International conspiracies, Kentish wisdom, landlords buying rounds, nothing is what it
seems and football is clearly not just a game..Go Spurs go! Wednesday 13 April 2011. Mission
Improbable .
Petty though it may seem to some, this is totally fair, totally grounded, totally justified.
When rivalries reach these heights, no move is too bold, no move a step too far.
As Shakira is dating Gerard Pique in an attempt to make reparations with the football world over
Waka Waka, her music has been banned from the Bernabeu.
