We know Pele won't even entertain the idea that Lionel Messi is as good (let alone better) than he was until Messi scores 1,283 goals and wins three World Cups like he did, but now Pele says that the Argentine isn't even as good as Santos' 20-year-old sensation Neymar.

Speaking at a press conference celebrating Santos' centenary, Pele took his position as the world's foremost Messi troll to a new level (via Goal.

Worse than Kompany This crazy goal comes from India and the match between East Bengal and Pailan Arrows. Pailan defender Lalrozama Fanai, for some reason best known to himself, dealt with a through-ball by launching into a two-footed lunge on his goalkeeper Ravi Kumar. The ball bobbled through to East Bengal striker Tolgay Ozbey for [.

szólj hozzá: ob;3-0c,o[Matchhighlight.com] Fergie's favourite neo-fledgling blotted his copybook this evening, putting the icing on Newcastle's cake with this own goal. Phil Jones scored the Magpies' third goal in a comfortable 3-0 win over United. Close your eyes and attempt to headbutt your knee.

Aw, everyone was so much happier when Phil Jones was scoring at the right end. But this little GIF mash-up gives us some insight as to what it might look like if Fergie could see the funny side of Jones' howler (like the rest of us).

Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club, our weekly special on Catalonia's wacky football sketch show! This week, a member of Barcelona's staff accidentally disassembles the magnets on Pep Guardiola's tactics board.... which spells a big dilemma. Will Barca now field an absurd 1-9-1 formation, with Messi as the sole striker?

Prior to their FA Cup replay with Birmingham, Chelsea's beleaguered troops attempted to raise morale during the warm-up with a spot of light ear flicking. The Mayor of FunTown Roy Keane was utterly unimpressed with the Essien-based high jinx, calling it "childish" and an "utter disgrace".

I'm starting to regret booking Keane to perform stand-up comedy at my birthday party.

Bobby Di Matteo is falling over himself to get the Chelsea job on a permanent basis. The Blues' interim boss enjoyed a comedy fall as he celebrated the first goal in Chelsea's 4-1 win over Napoli last night, which saw them progress to the Champions League quarter finals 5-4 on aggregate. He needs a pair [.

By Chris Wright

'Twas St. Patrick's Day on Saturday to be sure so it was, a day which saw Sporting KC beat New England Revs by three goals to nothing over in MLSland, the second of which was scored by Kei Kamara and celebrated in a truly fitting manner a Riverdance-style Irish jig, complete with over-sized comedy Leprechaun hats.

Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club, our weekly special on the best comedy (ok, this is getting repetitive!) show from Catalonia. This week's episode had a few surprises up its sleeve again, with a church musical complete with priests in the distinct colours of the Blaugranas.

OTP gives you the lowdown on all the Euro 2012 teams. 10 word description: Anything beyond the group stage would be a big upset. Coach: Slaven Bilic Everybody's favourite rock guitarist international manager is on stage for his encore. The much sought after Bilic is taking over as Lokomotiv Moscow gaffer after the tournament.

No this is not the rundown of a 1989 comedy crime caper featuring Chevy Chase, but a 2011/12 one man rescue mission starring a Scotsman on International exile to earn his side a third consecutive draw. As the final moments ...
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We had a number of dramas in sports this year but none has affected us Dutchies more than the tremendous Greek Tragi-comedy being played out in Amsterdam. One of the most classic and normally classy football clubs has lowered itself so terribly one can only look on in shame or [read more]

Arsene Wenger and his merry band of Gunners were once the cream of the Premiership-coach-starring-in-a-gif-referencing-an-iconic-comedy crop. Aside from losing the whole front seat, he's also lost his mantle to Woy.

Zoolander just can't compete with Queen.

Something happened to Mr.

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In which uber-Cockney Welshman Vinnie Jones puts in the performance of his career to date (quiet at the back), by bringing a tinge of well-judged, self-deprecating and awareness-raising comedy to the otherwise incredibly serious matter of hands-only resuscitation in this new viral for the British Heart Foundation's new #hardandfast CPR campaign.

The owner and chairman of Dutch side FC Twente, Joop Munsterman, has spoken about how pleased he is to bring former manager Steve McClaren back to the club. Under McClaren's leadership the club won the Eredivisie title in style in 2010 and Mr Munsterman is confident the former England boss can recreate that success.

The Independent has run a story today which claims that Wayne Rooney and Sir Alex Ferguson have fallen out which has lead to the striker looking for a move away from the club, again.

Acting quickly, in a statement issued last night by the club and Rooney's agent, Paul Stretford, it was confirmed that Rooney has no intention of leaving United.

The Independent has run a story today which claims that Wayne Rooney and Sir Alex Ferguson have fallen out which has lead to the striker looking for a move away from the club, again.

Acting quickly, in a statement issued last night by the club and Rooney's agent, Paul Stretford, it was confirmed that Rooney has no intention of leaving United.

Rescue teams have said they are abandoning their search for survivors of the passenger ship Nottingham Forest which sank off the coast of Leicester last night [...]

My dear beloved Forest, what on earth has happened to us? We used to have such great times and were so happy together and now we just seem to be drifting apart. Your flowing moves used to excite me to the point of distraction, and the climax to those moves was often unbelievable. Your passion and commitment used to warm me on a cold Saturday afternoon when we spent time together, but now your caresses have become cold and uncaring.

My dear beloved Forest, what on earth has happened to us? We used to have such great times and were so happy together and now we just seem to be drifting apart. Your flowing moves used to excite me to the point of distraction, and the climax to those moves was often unbelievable. Your passion and commitment used to warm me on a cold Saturday afternoon when we spent time together, but now your caresses have become cold and uncaring.

Reports are reaching us that Nottingham Forest Head Coach (Driver) has landed himself in deep water. It seems that Steve Cotterill sought to emulate the late, great Brian Clough by driving the team coach to the FA Cup 3rd Round Replay at Leicester last week [...]

Fans coordinating snowball attacks? Approved.

Before their Europa League match kicked off last Thursday, Legia Warsaw fans decided that creating a chant to go with a coordinated snowball attack on the Sporting Lisbon keepers would be an excellent idea. And funny enough, they were absolutely right.

Friday nights episode of the quirky IFC comedy hit Portlandia, featured the Timbers Army in one the shows sketches. The show starting Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen that takes place in and pokes fun at Portland, Oregon, managed to squeeze in a skit that included the Portland Timbers supporters group.

Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club, the only football comedy programme in the world where Puyol and his character on the show are the best of friends in real life! This week, a fabulous Ronaldo parades around the dressing room in heels and dictates his fashion ideas to Mourinho and Di Maria.

It was a dull and dreary night But not one week before When 'gainst opponents dressed in white The Forest failed to score Nor even make a half a chance To satisfy their fans And stood as if put in a trance To lose against the Rams [...]

Sporting Kansas City has been all business on the field en route to their 7-0-0 start, but their level of comedy off of it hasn't suffered in the least. Here's proof. Enjoy:

FEMEN's remaining high profile with their protests, but the mainstream coverage indicates they might be getting a bit more creative with said protests. Which can only benefit everybody, if it might detract from the statement slightly.

A couple of young ladies found the landscaped mascots in Kiev this morning.