By Chris Wright
In which fledgling cockatoo Neymar celebrates teammate Felipe Anderson's winning goal in Santos'
2-1 victory over Avai by pinning him to the water-logged turf and repeatedly slapping him across
the face...
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By Chris Wright
Was Neymar sounded-out and repeatedly victimised by the Cruzeiro defence the other night, or
could it be that he is just a feather-light powder-puff of a precious wee six-stone weakling?
Make your own minds up...
The little pansy.
Photo: Daniel Gajdamowicz
Union
Today is Roster Freeze Day in MLS and at 5pm the final Philadelphia Union roster for the
remainder of the season must be submitted to the league. Will there be any surprises?
How did some of the Union players react to the shambles that was the 2–2 draw between Columbus
and Houston on Wednesday night?
Moving to the United States has definitely lowered David Beckham's worldwide football appeal,
but the former Manchester United midfielder has found his feet in Hollywood. In his latest American
adventure, one of the world's most recognizable athletes went undercover as a Target employee on
the Ellen DeGeneres Show, a daytime comedy talk show.
