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OTP gives you the lowdown on all the Euro 2012 teams. 10 word description: Anything beyond the
group stage would be a big upset. Coach: Slaven Bilic Everybody's favourite rock guitarist
international manager is on stage for his encore. The much sought after Bilic is taking over as
Lokomotiv Moscow gaffer after the tournament.
FEMEN's remaining high profile with their protests, but the mainstream coverage indicates they
might be getting a bit more creative with said protests. Which can only benefit everybody, if it
might detract from the statement slightly.
A couple of young ladies found the landscaped mascots in Kiev this morning.
Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club, our weekly special on the best comedy
(ok, this is getting repetitive!) show from Catalonia. This week's
episode had a few surprises up its sleeve again, with a church musical complete with priests in the
distinct colours of the Blaugranas.
Sporting Kansas City has been all business on the field en route to their 7-0-0 start, but their
level of comedy off of it hasn't suffered in the least. Here's proof. Enjoy:
We know Pele won't even entertain the idea that Lionel Messi is as good (let alone better) than
he was until Messi scores 1,283 goals and wins three World Cups like he did, but now Pele says that
the Argentine isn't even as good as Santos' 20-year-old sensation Neymar.
Speaking at a press conference celebrating Santos' centenary, Pele took his position as the
world's foremost Messi troll to a new level (via Goal.
It was a dull and dreary night But not one week before When 'gainst opponents dressed in white The
Forest failed to score Nor even make a half a chance To satisfy their fans And stood as if put in a
trance To lose against the Rams [...]
By Chris Wright
'Twas St. Patrick's Day on Saturday to be sure so it was, a day which saw Sporting KC beat New
England Revs by three goals to nothing over in MLSland, the second of which was scored by Kei
Kamara and celebrated in a truly fitting manner a Riverdance-style Irish jig, complete with
over-sized comedy Leprechaun hats.
Bobby Di Matteo is falling over himself to get the Chelsea job on a permanent basis. The Blues'
interim boss enjoyed a comedy fall as he celebrated the first goal in Chelsea's 4-1 win over Napoli
last night, which saw them progress to the Champions League quarter finals 5-4 on aggregate. He
needs a pair [.
Prior to their FA Cup replay with Birmingham, Chelsea's beleaguered troops attempted to raise
morale during the warm-up with a spot of light ear flicking. The Mayor of FunTown Roy Keane was
utterly unimpressed with the Essien-based high jinx, calling it "childish" and an "utter
disgrace".
I'm starting to regret booking Keane to perform stand-up comedy at my birthday party.
Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club, the only football comedy programme in
the world where Puyol and his character on the show are the best of friends in
real life! This week, a fabulous Ronaldo parades around the dressing room in
heels and dictates his fashion ideas to Mourinho and Di
Maria.
Friday nights episode of the quirky IFC comedy hit Portlandia, featured the Timbers Army in one the
shows sketches. The show starting Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen that takes place in and pokes
fun at Portland, Oregon, managed to squeeze in a skit that included the Portland Timbers supporters
group.
Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club, our weekly special on Catalonia's wacky
football sketch show! This week, a member of Barcelona's staff accidentally disassembles the
magnets on Pep Guardiola's tactics board.... which spells a big dilemma. Will
Barca now field an absurd 1-9-1 formation, with Messi as
the sole striker?
Fans coordinating snowball attacks? Approved.
Before their Europa League match kicked off last Thursday, Legia Warsaw fans decided that
creating a chant to go with a coordinated snowball attack on the Sporting Lisbon keepers would be
an excellent idea. And funny enough, they were absolutely right.
Reports are reaching us that Nottingham Forest Head Coach (Driver) has landed himself in deep
water. It seems that Steve Cotterill sought to emulate the late, great Brian Clough by driving the
team coach to the FA Cup 3rd Round Replay at Leicester last week [...]
My dear beloved Forest, what on earth has happened to us? We used to have such great times and were
so happy together and now we just seem to be drifting apart. Your flowing moves used to excite me
to the point of distraction, and the climax to those moves was often unbelievable. Your passion and
commitment used to warm me on a cold Saturday afternoon when we spent time together, but now your
caresses have become cold and uncaring.
My dear beloved Forest, what on earth has happened to us? We used to have such great times and were
so happy together and now we just seem to be drifting apart. Your flowing moves used to excite me
to the point of distraction, and the climax to those moves was often unbelievable. Your passion and
commitment used to warm me on a cold Saturday afternoon when we spent time together, but now your
caresses have become cold and uncaring.
Rescue teams have said they are abandoning their search for survivors of the passenger ship
Nottingham Forest which sank off the coast of Leicester last night [...]
Worse than Kompany This crazy goal comes from India and the match between East Bengal and Pailan
Arrows. Pailan defender Lalrozama Fanai, for some reason best known to himself, dealt with a
through-ball by launching into a two-footed lunge on his goalkeeper Ravi Kumar. The ball bobbled
through to East Bengal striker Tolgay Ozbey for [.
The Independent has run a story today which claims that Wayne Rooney and Sir Alex
Ferguson have fallen out which has lead to the striker looking for a move away from the club,
again.
Acting quickly, in a statement issued last night by the club and Rooney's agent, Paul Stretford,
it was confirmed that Rooney has no intention of leaving United.
The Independent has run a story today which claims that Wayne Rooney and Sir Alex
Ferguson have fallen out which has lead to the striker looking for a move away from the club,
again.
Acting quickly, in a statement issued last night by the club and Rooney's agent, Paul Stretford,
it was confirmed that Rooney has no intention of leaving United.
The owner and chairman of Dutch side FC Twente, Joop Munsterman, has spoken about how pleased he is
to bring former manager Steve McClaren back to the club. Under McClaren's leadership the club won
the Eredivisie title in style in 2010 and Mr Munsterman is confident the former England boss can
recreate that success.
Aw, everyone was so much happier when Phil Jones was scoring at the right end. But this little GIF
mash-up gives us some insight as to what it might look like if Fergie could see the funny side of
Jones' howler (like the rest of us).
szólj hozzá: ob;3-0c,o[Matchhighlight.com] Fergie's favourite neo-fledgling blotted his copybook
this evening, putting the icing on Newcastle's cake with this own goal. Phil Jones scored the
Magpies' third goal in a comfortable 3-0 win over United. Close your eyes and attempt to headbutt
your knee.
By Chris Wright
In which uber-Cockney Welshman Vinnie Jones puts in the performance of his career to date (quiet
at the back), by bringing a tinge of well-judged, self-deprecating and awareness-raising comedy
to the otherwise incredibly serious matter of hands-only resuscitation in this new viral for the
British Heart Foundation's new #hardandfast CPR campaign.
Arsene Wenger and his merry band of Gunners were once the cream of the
Premiership-coach-starring-in-a-gif-referencing-an-iconic-comedy crop. Aside from losing the whole
front seat, he's also lost his mantle to Woy.
Zoolander just can't compete with Queen.
Something happened to Mr.
We had a number of dramas in sports this year but none has affected us Dutchies more than the
tremendous Greek Tragi-comedy being played out in Amsterdam. One of the most classic and normally
classy football clubs has lowered itself so terribly one can only look on in shame or [read
more]
No this is not the rundown of a 1989 comedy crime caper featuring Chevy Chase, but a 2011/12 one
man rescue mission starring a Scotsman on International exile to earn his side a third consecutive
draw. As the final moments ...
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Because what you need to do today is sit and watch lengthy YouTube compilations and do nothing
else at all. Possibly starting at a comedy reel from the year of 2012 and landing somewhere onto a
nature show centered on the feeding patterns of the Arctic wolf. Or more likely a video on how to
do makeup.
EL futbol es ludico , divertido ademas de apasionante, pues aqui estan los videos recopilatorios de
lo mejor de Tv Golo 2011.
De verdad que valen mucho la pena, desde clavados,aficionados locos,festejos fallidos,goles
anulados,hasta peleas y epicos fails. Me asombra encontrar por ejemplo la pelea de Dani Alvez y
Pique en el Barcelona,todo aderesado con musica adecuada para cada jugada.
"This is more suited to Arteta." A-W footyroom.com by footyroom Referee Stuart Attwell had yet
another nightmare in yesterday's clash between Arsenal and Wolves. Mick McCarthy will argue that
Nenad Milijas's red card was Attwell's low-point, but for comedy value we preferred this moment.
The hapless ref scuppered Arsenal's free-kick routine by standing in front [.
The Friday Crackovia Club
Welcome to the Friday Crackovia Club... a Futbolita tradition, where we feature one of the best
comedy football shows out of Barcelona! In this week's episode, watch as the Barcelona first team
attends a Christmas dinner with the B-squad, and meanly banishes them to the 'smaller
table', complete with a children's menu!
When Wayne Rooney draws "Bend it Like Beckham" in a game of Manchester United charades, it's
hard to imagine comedy not ensuing. Enjoy:
Wayne Rooney's Strategy for Charades
Just in time for the holidays, we get to go inside Rooney's mind...
"Hm... Bend It Like Beckham. Four words. Right, let's start with the fourth word. Make a
squiggly line with your hand. That'll remind them of David.
What we learned this week... Bitter rivals Manchester United & City join forces to make
Europa League slightly less boring
Uefa's second-rate cup became a bit less dire as the two giants fell out of the Champions
League, while Villas-Boas went crazy & Arsenal reminded us they still have comedy goalies
View the full story here: Goal
A news article on 2011-12-09 08:43:00 from: Goal
This news item has been reproduced from today's media.
What we learned this week... Bitter rivals Manchester United & City join forces to make
Europa League slightly less boring
Uefa's second-rate cup became a bit less dire as the two giants fell out of the Champions
League, while Villas-Boas went crazy & Arsenal reminded us they still have comedy goalies
View the full story here: Goal
A news article on 2011-12-09 08:43:00 from: Goal
This news item has been reproduced from today's media.
What we learned this week... Bitter rivals Manchester United & City join forces to make
Europa League slightly less boring
Uefa's second-rate cup became a bit less dire as the two giants fell out of the Champions
League, while Villas-Boas went crazy & Arsenal reminded us they still have comedy goalies
View the full story here: Goal
A news article on 2011-12-09 08:43:00 from: Goal
This news item has been reproduced from today's media.
3PM Extra: Amazing Robinho miss, amazing Italian mist and amazing free-kick mystical
power
Presenting quality football videos from the interweb, daily at 3pm. Here's today's collection:
1) Remember the guys that brought you this ode to Sky Sports News? And this hilarious 'Clive
Tyldesley Lives In My Nipple' sketch?
John Bishop on Liverpool, comedy and his new DVD
View the full story here: Talksport
A news article on 2011-12-02 15:05:56 from: Talksport
This news item has been reproduced from today's media. It does not necessarily represent the
opinion of Kop That.
Ladies and Gentl... The sombre atmosphere at Stoke City ahead of a tribute to Gary Speed before
their Europa League clash with Dynamo Kiev was briefly lightened by some PA system comedy. The
Potters' stadium announcer was eager to introduce the tribute to Speed to the Britannia Stadium
faithful. But every time he attempted to [.
Raining on his parade One of the things we sadly miss about the commercialisation of our beautiful
game is games played on awful pitches. It was football's greatest leveller, and made two things
much easier: 1. Non-league sides causing amazing giantkillings 2. The creation of 'comedy' football
videos However, when Tonga met the Cook Islands [.
