Playground night club at the Liverpool Hilton Hotel is open for business, Kickettes. Start
planning your stalking/ mini-skirt schedule now chicks 'cos this place is bound to be a
'ballers-and-bubbly sure thing this Spring.
Anyhoo, representing for the loved up crowd at Liverpool designer Tony Burke's (one half of the
Philip Armstrong label) was Andy Carroll and his girlfriend, as well as Djibril Cisse and wife
Jude.
Welcome to Offbeat Wednesday, where we cover the wacky side of football! Today, read about the
Rooneys' mismatched outfits, Guti's bizarre return to Real Madrid, Mario Balotelli's ride and
Irina Shayk's "cam-whoring" tendencies. All in a day's work, it seems!
It's Wayne's World.
Horseplay Michael Owen is a brave bloke. With little or no prospect of first-team football anymore,
his horse racing interests are practically his main career now. He is now letting Wayne Rooney
wangle his way into his stables and ruin that for him too. Rooney is buying a horse at Owen's Manor
House Stables in [.
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Please enjoy the TV commercial for Coleen Rooney's latest fragrance, Butterflies.
In case you didn't know, butterflies have an important place in Coleen's life ever since she
incorporated them into her wedding to Wayne three years ago.
Image via sabotagetimes.com
You might not think there are many downsides to working for Kickette, but there are. The actual
writing, for one thing. Having to maintain constant vigilance over your secret emergency chocolate
bar, for another.
That all pales in comparison to one staffer's recent assignment, though.
We take our footwear very seriously here at HQ. While we've never come to blows over who gets to
wear what shoes and when, there's a first time for everything.
Frankie Sandford is adorable. This is a fact. She's healthy again and back to making tunes with
The Saturdays, which is fine and dandy.
Going for a new hairstyle can be a traumatic event in a girl's life. We're not ashamed to admit
that we cried the first time we got a full fringe cut in. We recovered, thank Iker.
Coleen Rooney has done it twice now and seems especially pleased with her lighter, shorter,
shaggier locks.
Every Wednesday, we round up some of the wackiest stories in the football world! Today, read about
Shakira and Pique's relationship, Kai Rooney's premium ride and Guti!
Ah, Mexican tabloids, what would the tías of the world
do without your scandals?
Images via Tim Whitby/Getty Images Europe.
A bevy of WAGs attended the annual Pride of Britain Awards in London last night. They were
buffed, bronzed, curled, and lipsticked to the max. Like always, we have some thoughts on their
formal attire.
For the second year running, Coleen Rooney wore a dress from her Littlewoods
collection.
Spoiler alert: our 'test' doesn't end well for our self esteems. Image taken June 2011 for Col's
A/W 2011 collection for Littlewoods.
Have you ever sat and wondered how some of England's beloved WAGs stay so trim and fit in the
face of luxe lifestyle adversity?
No? Us neither. But whether we like it or not, Coleen's trainer has revealed how the WAG stays
healthy: a strict no sugar diet complemented by regular boxing sessions in the gym.
Dear Juicy. Jennifer. Jen?
We realise that while your career trajectory is relatively flat and you must do all you can to
maintain momentum while you have it, but feel it might be in the best interests of your personal
health and safety (not to mention dignity) if you would refrain from attending bars in Liverpool
for the foreseeable future.
Image: MCFC.co.uk.
Saturday
- Jealous that their team-mates were getting their fair share of physically-bothersome advances
whilst on tour, MCFC's Edin Dzeko and Alecks Kolarov decided it was time to ditch their shirts once
and for all (during their club's beach party in L.
Saturday
- After recently being removed from Mexico's Gold Cup roster for testing positive for a banned
substance, Mexican Soccer stars Guillermo Ochoa, Francisco Rodriguez (above), Edgar
Duenas, Christian Bermudez and Antonio Naelson were seen leaving Fogo De Chao Brazilian BBQ
Restaurant in Hollywood.
Coleen Rooney made her annual visit to Ladies Day at Aintree today. She wore a beautiful Azzedine
Alaïa dress, Louis Vuitton clutch and some nude-coloured mega platform heels. She didn't take our
advice, but when your competition for best dressed looks like this, there really is no competition.
Image via Getty Images/Daylife.
Have you given a pep talk to your liver yet? Bought a case of fake tanner? Purchased a hair dye
that matches your dress?
Oh yes. It's that time of year again, Kickettes. Ladies Day at The Grand National is less than
24 hours away, and when it comes to over the top dressing and abusive amounts of hairspray, there
is no faction that rivals the ladies of Liverpool.
Guess it had to happen at some point, Kickettes. We can count the number of times we've hated
one of Coleen Rooney's outfits on one hand. As you know, we usually love what she wears, but the
dire dressage above is worth an entire hand of dislikes.
As we learned last week, the challenging world of jumpsuits is not for everyone and, Coleen's
Sea NY leopard print number is probably not for anyone.
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Kickette Army boys and girls, it's time to put a little deposit in your karma bank (yes, ours is
overdrawn, but we'll make up for it with some short tents, pinky swearsies).
In fact, nice healthy short tents and the men who pitch them are important to all of us, so in
support of Cancer Research UK's Do Me A Favour campaign, we encourage you to send any men in your
lives a friendly check-up reminder from Gary Lineker.
Image: Stuart Wilson/Getty Images Europe.
Botox and blindingly bright teeth jokes aside, we've fallen fast for Christine Bleakley's
full-on fringe bangs. While not entirely a new phenomenon she used to style her part in a
side-sweeping manner we felt there's no better time than the present to tell you how much we're
diggin' her lively layers.
Anton Hysen: great Week, great guns. via myspace
The weekend starts here, people. Prepare yourself by 'boning up' on the hot issues from this
week's headlines.
Good Week
-Out n' about: Utsiktens BK player Anton Hysen announced that he is gay during
an interview with Offside magazine.
Wayne and Coleen Rooney have had early pictures of their Son Kai returned after
Police arrested three scum-bags aged 28, 41 and a women 25 who were blackmailing the
couple for the return of the lost photos of their Son Kai.
The United ace and his Wife Coleen had left their camera behind after attending a Black Eyed
Peas concert in May.
Wayne and Coleen Rooney have had early pictures of their Son Kai returned after
Police arrested three scum-bags aged 28, 41 and a women 25 who were blackmailing the
couple for the return of the lost photos of their Son Kai.
The United ace and his Wife Coleen had left their camera behind after attending a Black Eyed
Peas concert in May.
John O'Shea's lovely wife debuted her baby bump for the first time last weekend. The couple are
expecting their first child this summer, which with Rebecca Ferdinand (Rio) and Leanne Brown
(Wes), completes a hat-trick of new Manchester United babies to be on the look out for. In case
you weren't aware, Yvonne wasn't the only Red Deviled WAG looking good at Old Trafford this
weekend.
It was a wonderfully WAGalicious weekend, Kickettes. Our weekend gossip cheat sheet is never meant
to make you feel inadequate, but we understand if you can't help feeling that way today. Images:
Vendula Fantová for Idnes.cz.
Saturday
Former Miss Czech Repubic, occasional weather girl and the girlfriend of Arsenal 'baller Thomas
Rosicky, Radka Kocurova, has linked up with two other former Czech beauty queens to help shill
shresses (Ed Note: tops that double as extremely short dresses) for The Good Deeds
Organisation.
