Coca-Cola has terminated their relationship with noted English beverage enthusiast Wayne Rooney. Surprisingly the reason they cited is his since-since forgotten dalliance with trash Manchester hookers while his wife was pregnant and had nothing to do with his weekend profanity seminar. However nothing quenches the thirst you work up while kicking a dog while its down better than a Coke Zero!

Translation: I arrive at Manchester, and I knew I had to start at the bottom... soon everything began to change, why not try new things, why not make my parents proud, like I'm proud of them, why not lose that fear to lose, well why not.

"VIDEO: Chicharito Stars In Manchester Based Coke Zero Ad" was originally published at The Republik of Mancunia.