So following on with Kansas City choosing function over form in the playoffs, we have Ruud Gullit promising to bring "sexy football" to America. Or, as I like to call it, "FILF." A casual glance at the Galaxy roster reveals that Gullit has a near-total lack of players able to actually play in a way [...] Click to continue reading...

I'll get to my opinion on Ruud Gullit, but it ain't like there's a big hurry or anything. (One sentence preview: I'm if anything more excited about the Cobester as his assistant, although I know for a FACT that Cobi hasn't been scouting college players this year.) But it's the Galaxy's offseason, I [...] Click to continue reading...

My source is ALMOST NEVER WRONG on this type of thing. By the way, the Enforcement Division of DLSIA International has pre-emptively banned the following headlines: Galaxy Goes Dutch Galaxy Experience Ruud Awakening Galaxy In For Dutch Treat Galaxy Will Dread Nought Galaxy Choice a "Lock" The Enforcement Division will be extremely vigilant on dreadlock refences, especially if Cobi is [. Click to continue reading...

It wasn't the way he wanted to go out, but we'll never forget the cheers as he left the field. He only played a few times alongside David Beckham, but when he did, it was magic. Sadly, that brief flicker of hope wasn't meant to be. Oh, I know what the rumors [...] Click to continue reading...

I'll wait for these guys to post a picture of their sign, "We Sing Better Than Your Wife." It's funny because it's true. Until they do, we can enjoy Kevin Payne patiently explaining to them why Cobi Jones was being honored. Both sides were right, of course, but I think the SE's are slightly [...] Click to continue reading...

Look, I'm such a homer I start every day "Sing in me, O muse," but DC just won in Foxboro while Los Angeles just got finished stinking up BMO Field. Theoretically easier games loom on the Galaxy horizon, not the least of which (but nearly the least of which) is the Million Dollar Bowl [...] Click to continue reading...

So the leader of the LARS division on fantasy.mlsnet.com congratulates me on making Cobi Jones captain for the week, saying "I thought you were just screwing around, because you had given up on the season." And I sort of hemmed and hawed and shuffled a bit until I could change the subject to something [...] Click to continue reading...

Freddy Adu so clearly and obviously deserves this that I feel I owe you an explanation. See, Cobi Jones came off the bench to score two important goals, against adults. And while I like Freddy Adu as much as is healthy for a man more than twice his age but absolutely no further [...] Click to continue reading...