Congratulations, because you are currently looking at the greatest picture ever taken. Why? The Eyebrow. The way Carlo Ancelotti casually gazes upon the nubile dancer before him was surely enough to melt her focus on the routine and transport her to a hazy realm of passion and lust. The Eyebrow is simply too overwhelming to resist.

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It's one of those days.

Why should we fight it? Our inbox is full of football players in various states of undress and we need to do the right thing.

Sharing is caring, after all. News of any real variety may have to wait.

To those of you at work that need to

a) remain employed;

b) are getting tired of your co-workers thinking you.

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It's one of those days.

Why should we fight it? Our inbox is full of football players in various states of undress and we need to do the right thing.

Sharing is caring, after all. News of any real variety may have to wait.

To those of you at work that need to

a) remain employed;

b) are getting tired of your co-workers thinking you.

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"He's here. He's there. He's every f$%kin where..Ber-ba-toooov, Ber-ba-toooov" Once again another song we are not likely to hear from the faithful at the Theatre any time soon. Looking more like a lead actor in a French Noir film, smoking a cigarette and sporting poetry as he glides across the Old Trafford grass, rather than an international [. Click to continue reading...

Well it was the bottom of the table clash we've been waiting for all season. I walked from the shop, past the Irish Pub on the corner which only had AFL on, and past the two pubs in the mall which also only had AFL on, to the Pig & Whistle on the mall which had AFL on two screens and the A-League on the smallest third screen. Click to continue reading...

"Lots of people tell me that I look like him. He has actually influenced my choice of hairstyle and I have even studied the way he smokes so I can hold my cigarette in the same way."

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Last week was Disco Week on American Idol, honoring an era which occurred before most of the contestants were born, so this week they went even deeper into the archives for Rat Pack Week. I was dealing with burning eyes and a fever while this was on, so this entry will be brief - thankfully there are only five of these people left - but just snarky enough, hopefully.

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So here it is: the infamous photo of William Gallas. With a cigarette. But not smoking. Yet. As published in the Daily Mail. When this story broke I remember saying "there's only one thing you can do with an unlit cigarette. And that's to light it." But call me gullible, part of me is now willing [. Click to continue reading...

Argentina has a team named Colon -- stop laughing -- which has a coach named Antonio Mohamed.
He's paid about $750 in fines for smoking on the bench, but he doesn't care.
The monetary damages are worth lighting up. So the reigning body had to do something dire.

But Argentina's Football Association said Friday it won't just fine Mohamed, but will suspend him for several games the next time he smokes a cigarette on the field.

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If you see a drunk Russian stumbling down Seven Sisters Road looking lost in the next few weeks, then it's likely to be one man and one man only. It appears as though Tottenham are about to replace a striker who enjoys the odd cigarette with someone who is, ahem, ... Click to continue reading...

You may have noticed the almost total lack of attention we've paid to Wayne Rooney's marriage. Basically, we've been focused on Euro 2008 and he, well, hasn't. But a surprising bit of news caught our attention today: Wayne Rooney has been smoking on his honeymoon. And now that there's photo evidence, it's not like Rooney can [. Click to continue reading...