A reportedly humiliated Henning Berg stormed out of Blackburn's Christmas party after being forced to dance on a stage with a Michael Jackson wig and a stocking on his head. When the DJ asked for volunteers to play some games, a Rovers executive put manager Berg forward. The Norwegian initially threw himself into the role [.
Newcastle manager Alan Pardew has revealed that his side's Christmas party has been cancelled following the club's recent poor run of form. Defeat to Manchester City at the weekend left the Magpies just two points above the relegation zone, leading Pardew to play the part of Scrooge and cancel the planned festivities.
Robin Van Persie scarcely needs to endear himself to Manchester United supporters. His goalscoring record since his summer switch from Arsenal has ensured he's already beloved at Old Trafford. But just in case there was any doubt, he burst into a rendition of Glory, Glory Man United at the club's Christmas party, which was held [.
Images: KCKRS, Tumblr. We look forward to seeing more photos from Dirk Kuyt's feature in
Fenerbahce's magazine so that the inevitable speculation about his attendance at Liverpool'sÂ
annual fancy dress Christmas party can begin in earnest.
A lot of things have changed at Liverpool over the last year and a half, and despite the club
currently being embroiled in controversy over the Luis Suarez-Patrice Evra situation, Liverpool
legend Alan Kennedy is confident that things will continue to move in the right direction.Speaking
at the ex-players Christmas party this week, Kennedy highlighted the things that have changed for
the better
AC Milan recently held a Christmas party (of course, 'Natale'
is incredibly important for the land of the Pope!) where players, coaches, staff and sponsors were
invited to mingle, eat cheese and look bloody fabulous. Everyone needs to take a leaf out of these
smoldering Italians' books.
These are not the Dubes you're looking for It's Michael Duberry. But with boobs. It's Michael
Booberry. The former Chelsea defender is now plying his trade in League Two with Oxford United,
where the Christmas parties are every bit as wild as the Premier League. Well, we're assuming that
this was for a Christmas party.
Here's something you probably didn't think you were going to see today: Former Chelsea, Leeds,
Stoke and Reading centre-half Michael Duberry dressed up as Princess Leia at the Oxford United
Christmas Party...
Citing a heavy holiday schedule of four matches in 14 days, Tottenham coach Harry Redknapp has told
his players there will be no team Christmas parties. Two years ago, Spurs players drew his ire by
staging a team party in Dublin. Manchester City has enjoyed a "fancy-dress" Christmas party and
Arsenal's players have been pictured out and about in London.
Graham Poll: Referees turning into Christmas Turkeys?
It was the referees' Christmas party on Monday.While they were tucking into their turkey dinner,
Mark Clattenburg was missing a stonewall penalty at Stamford Bridge. Can a week pass without
another poor decision?
Just a few hours after getting done over by Chelsea at the Bridge, Man City celebrated their
Christmas party just down the road at the Anaya nightclub in Mayfair.
Sadly, there were no Azerbaijani cults, Bengal tigers or Dwarf darts on the night just a good
ol' fashioned fancy dress theme and, as with most fancy dress parties, some of the guests went all
out (Joe Hart, Owen Hargreaves, etc) and some skirted by on bits and bobs nabbed from their kids'
bedrooms at the last minute (Edin Dzeko).
Some say he was born to play for Spurs. Others just stand there, jaw to the floor, STILL lost for
words as he absolutely burns down the wing, leaving a trail of weary defenders in his wake. And, to
think, he used to be a bit rubbish. Signed by Martin Jol ages ago and announced himself with
disgracefully good free-kick against Arsenal.
Friday morning will be the annual 1560 The Game & Klein's Jewelry Christmas Party in the parking
lot of Klein's. The party starts at 7:00 am and will be at - 6100 Westheimer Suite 108, Houston, TX
77057-4535, and will run till sometime between 10:00 am and noon.
Here's a taste of what will be going on:
Klein's Egg Nog Chug with 1560 The Game from Chance McClain on Vimeo.
Match preview for Sunday's game coming up later but there are a few things we need to touch on
first, one stupid, one sad and one exciting.
The first is the fact the players went out on their traditional Christmas party after being told
by Harry Redknapp, their boss, that he didn't want them to.
Jermain vowed to read his invitations a little more carefully next time. Mixing up the dates of a
charity Christmas party at Downing Street and the ‘Lady Gaga' themed Spurs Xmas bash was bad
enough. But in front of the Chancellor of the Exchequer? He was going to have to think fast.
MANCHESTER. England Carlos Tevez has filed a written request for a transfer from Manchester City
according to British media reports on Saturday. The British Press Association says it confirmed the
move, even though Tevez and the club have made no official announcement. Since his controversial
move from Manchester United 18 months ago, Tevez has [.
MANCHESTER. England Carlos Tevez has filed a written request for a transfer from Manchester City
according to British media reports on Saturday. The British Press Association says it confirmed the
move, even though Tevez and the club have made no official announcement. Since his controversial
move from Manchester United 18 months ago, Tevez has [.
QPR captain Joey Barton's future has been yet again thrown into doubt following a brawl outside
a Liverpool nightclub on 4 June.
The fight, which involved Barton and two other men has led to QPR launching an investigation
into the incident and saw Barton arrested for his involvement in the scuffle.
News today of Lukas Podolski heading Arsenal's way this summer means all Gunners fans should get
ready to welcome a new golden footie couple on their premises.
If you're new to the Kickette scene, brush up on your need-to-know-now facts about each half ofÂ
this happily married pair after the jump.
WAGs who aren't attached to this story attend the Cricket Christmas party, Liverpool, UK.
08/12/2010. Image:Â BIGPICTURESPHOTO.COM.
Manchester United, Man City, Liverpool and Everton WAGs have beef with Jennifer Thompson of
Mario Balotelli and Wayne Rooney tell-all fame and nouveau riche glory.
Don't be misled, people. Despite Marco Borriello's innovative approach to legwear, Roma's Christmas
party was not fancy dress. Luckily, other players performed marginally better in the fash stakes,
as you can see here. Image via tumblr.
The party spirit has certainly overwhelmed Marco Borriello in this photo, and we must confess to
spending a little too much time practicing for our own 'do this week, too.
What a week it's been, Kickettes! We'd barely crawled out from beneath the Weekend Results
wreckage before our career choices suffered another brutal assault, The Ramos™ unleashed his
'naughty boy' and Boca blew away the competition in the Pepsi Max Pose-Off.
Guyliner: what's your take on Adrian Mutu's inner-eye rim job?
We might encourage the impression that we're hardened harridans who, when not
falling-over-drunk, can usually be  found criticising some poor individual's dress sense, but we
are actually quite tolerant. Quite frankly, we don't care whether you're male or female, play for
Real Madrid or Rotherham United, as long as you rock an individual style and look sexy while doing
it, we don't give a crap.
There comes a time in a footballers life when he must put his feet up and take a rest. Usually,
this happens when they turn 35 , but for some, there resting is done between the 1st and 70th
minute of a game and if they are lucky, the whole 90 minutes plus stoppages...I'm talking, of
course, about bench-warmers.
Are your Louboutins hung by the chimney with care? Have you already gotten so wasted at your
office holiday party that you've had to quit your job in shame? Have you opened all of the gifts
with your name on them and then re-wrapped them so no one knows about it? Then you are ready for
Christmas, dear Kickettes.
Much like it is every year, the Cricket boutique Christmas party was a veritable
WAGstravaganza (see what we did there? Forgive us. It's almost Friday.)
WAGs from all across the Northwest put on the finest and smallest articles of clothing they
could find in stock at Cricket, bulk-bought some Nurofen for the morning after, did some lunges and
headed out to the Olive Press restaurant in Liverpool to drink the bar dry and enjoy their
fabulousness and such.
United launch Phil Jones action figure... or is it Mr Potato Head?
Stoke v Spurs was exciting.. but there's no call for that, lino! The week's daftest football
quotes, plus Howard Webb stars in textbook Wayne Rooney has revealed that Phil Jones' nickname in
the Manchester United dressing room is Glen Quagmire, after the Family Guy character.
The Goodison Park stairwell where Carlo Ancelotti was reportedly sacked is a warm and friendly
part of the ground, where veteran doormen in blazers exchange pleasantries with old school
Evertonians and Bill Kenwright, the club's chairman, floats through dispensing bonhomie.
It is a place, in other words, of decorum and permanence and not the kind of area where a
thoroughly capable manager would expect to be dispatched moments after being allowed to say, in a
post-match press conference, that a meeting would be held next week to discuss his future.
That's right another week, another 'Mario Balotelli nearly kills himself/someone else'
story.
Apparently Balotelli and four of his dumbest friends were forced to bid a hasty escape from his
house in the wee small hours of Saturday morning after a perfectly harmless game of 'let's light
fireworks in the bathroom' went catastrophically awry.
According to the Metro among others, as Man City's leading example of austerity and demure
sophistication, 'Mario Balotelli: Party Liaison' has stepped forward and duly volunteered himself
to organise Man City's Christmas shindig this year.
ÿWelcome to "The Gents" with Stan Bentley - The Yorkies' regular advice
column for our valued readers. Bring your modern day problems and have them answered by the most
valued voice - a 1950's journeyman footballer. "Back of the net!" Hi Stan, I have to attend a Christmas party this week but I have a problem.
Michael Beauchamp and Aiden meet Santa. Note the 'Fernando' hold is being employed by Michael there
an increasingly popular and stylish mode of transport for young men and women. Image:Â Mark
Kolbe/Getty Images AsiaPac.
Alright, so it's not the end of the season, but when was the last time we missed an opportunity
to publish pictures of footballers and their delicious offspring?
All across the Serie A, 'tis the season! The holiday season is in full swing – andÂ
throughout the Italian peninsula, Serie A clubs have indulged in some very special celebrations.
Here's a random sampling of all the Christmas cheer.
The Napoli boys participated in a rather interesting photo shoot, the product of which will
serve as next year's annual calendar.
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Neil Warnock/Independent - What I Learnt This Week
Neil Warnock: Now our unbeaten run has gone I've told the lads to enjoy their Christmas do, they've
earned it
Obviously we lost our unbeaten run last night against Watford and, in truth, it could have been
10-1 not 3-1 but for Paddy Kenny.
8 AM: Awoken by hausfrau using der vacüumen pipe und kitty kat best friend
Karl-Heinz gently licking mein face. Sweet fuzzy dude! Must arise, expecting interrogation from
Kanadian televsie journalistiche Jërry Daubsen und his sidekicken, Ipswich Town legend Craig
Blackforrest.
