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Pies’ 2017 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.7: Official West Ham Disposable Baby Nappies

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It's that time of year again, when Pies offer you all a timely assist with the oft-perilous task of purchasing Christmas presents for that football-obsessed maniac in your life.

A tenner for a pack of 12. That's all you really need to know...

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Merry Christmas, from one overpriced plastic turd receptacle to another.

Pies’ 2017 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.6: Official PSG Neymar Pizza Cutter Wheel

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It's that time of year again, when Pies offer you all a timely assist with the oft-perilous task of purchasing Christmas presents for that football-obsessed maniac in your life.

When you spend €200million on a player, you're not just investing in his footballing talent but his worldwide commercial value too.

Pies’ 2017 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.5: Official Fiorentina Dishwasher Stickers

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It's that time of year again, when Pies offer you all a timely assist with the oft-perilous task of purchasing Christmas presents for that football-obsessed maniac in your life.

For the Calcioholic who has everything, why not delve into the Fiorentina club store and pick up a vinyl sticker that instantly transforms your dishwasher into a artistic silhouetted rendering of the Florence skyline?

Pies’ 2017 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.4: The Misspelled ‘Shefield United’ Collector’s Edition Calendar

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It's that time of year again, when Pies offer you all a timely assist with the oft-perilous task of purchasing Christmas presents for that football-obsessed maniac in your life.

In this instance, we thought we'd draw your attention to a piece of seasonal memorabilia that is almost certain to become a valuable collector's edition in the future.

Pies’ Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.3: Official Lyon Toaster That ‘Cheers’ When Your Toast Pops Up (Video Evidence)

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It's that time of year again, when Pies offer you all a timely assist with the oft-perilous task of purchasing Christmas presents for that football-obsessed maniac in your life.

Now, we've seen plenty of club-themed toasters in the past, with German teams such as Hannover, Borussia Dortmund, Hertha Berlin and St.

Pies’ 2017 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.2: Official Rosenborg Felt Table Pads

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It's that time of year again, when Pies offer you all a timely assist with the oft-perilous task of purchasing Christmas presents for that football-obsessed maniac in your life.

How about a magnificent set of official Rosenborg BK 'bordbeskytters' or 'felt table pads' if you prefer the Anglicised vernacular.

Pies’ 2017 Christmas Gift Guide, No.1: Official Notts County Coffee Table

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It's that time of year again, when Pies offer you all a timely assist with the oft-perilous task of purchasing Christmas presents for that football-obsessed maniac in your life.

We're kicking off the 2017 edition of our guide with a piece of furniture-based finery, the calibre of which we don't often stumble across when perusing the official football club webstores of the world.

Pies’ 2016 Christmas Football Gift Guide, No.17: Official Boca Juniors Chest Of Drawers

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With the geese sufficiently corpulent and the big day crowning on the horizon, Pies are once again here to help with our annual Christmas Football Gift Guide.

Give the gift of storage this Christmas with the official Boca Juniors chest of drawers, available from the club's webstore for just3,500 Argentinian pesos (approx.