Related: Phillip Schofield pretends Christine Bleakley farted.
"Before I met Frank, I couldn't have cared less about football. But from the first time I went
to a match and saw the stadium, it was electric. I go to all the home games with Frank's dad, Frank
Senior. I love it!" - Christine Bleakley, Frank Lampard's fiancé (via Zimbio)
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"Before I met Frank, I couldn't have cared less about football. But from the first time I went
to a match and saw the stadium, it was electric. I go to all the home games with Frank's dad, Frank
Senior. I love it!" - Christine Bleakley, Frank Lampard's fiancé (via Zimbio)
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Christine Bleakley is seen leaving the ITV studios with Frank Lampard and his kids, 04/01/2012.
First she was a hit, but now she's supposedly on thin ice with her new employers. Well that
didn't take very long now did it?
But why has Christine Bleakely fallen so quickly out of favour with the general viewing
public?
Bojan Krkic was all but mauled by a Kickette Soldier girl at his book signing last week.
We're beyond proud.
Saturday
- Chelsea FC owner and Russian bajillionaire, Roman Abromovich, spared no expense for his New
Year's Eve party in St Bart's.
Yes, we know we're testing you by referring to them as The Lampards prematurely, but close enough,
right?
Surely the Lampards and Redknapps will be getting enough of each other over the looming festive
period so what's one more event? The cousins and their ladies attended the Sun Military Awards at
the Imperial War Museum in London last night.
Anyone else sense a twinge of irony in motion? Read More: Christine Bleakley's bike to work
scheme.
Christine receiving her 'Best TV Presenter' award at the Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year
awards 2010. How time flies. Images: Dave Hogan/Getty Images Europe, Ian Gavan/Getty Images
Europe.
It has been reported that Frank Lampard's fiancé Christine Bleakley is about to be canned from
her high profile presenting job.
It was interesting to read that the LA Galaxy are lining up a move for Frank Lampard if David
Beckham decides to end his time there at the end of his bumper contract this season. Firstly,
Lampard himself has said that he believes he still has a few years left in him at the top of level
and secondly, his recent engagement to Christine Bleakley will provide a stumbling block as she
continues in his career in TV.
Frank Lampard, Christine Bleakley & Simon Le Bon at the video launch of Duran Duran's 'Girl
Panic!' at The Savoy Hotel on November 8. Image: Dave Hogan/Getty Images Europe.
What's the most upsetting thing in this photo? Simon Le Bon's beard? The fact that he is no
longer the lithe, happily hairsprayed creature some of us used to gawp at on Saturday morning
TV?
Click here to view the embedded video.
NSYNC they ain't, but K-PB's got some chords on him, no? via dirtytackle.
You lot have been so moody this week! First, your response to Christine Bleakley's new fitness
DVD can only be described as 'mixed', then you disturbed us by referring to Andre Villas Boas as a
'ginger stallion', before taking serious exception to Revista Cuore's assertion that The
Ramos™ is ugly.
The greatest pleasure a celebrity can have is not from doing what people say he or she cannot
do, it's by doing what people say he or she shouldn't do.
Inspired by her 'Sport Relief' training regimen, as well as her own sister's personal tales of
dieting and sharing germs on the elliptical machines, Frank Lampard's fiancée has officially
jumped aboard the fitness DVD bandwagon.
This may not be politically correct, or supporter appropriate, but fuck it. This is a funny ass
photo, and is due a hilarious caption.
Cue the Wayne Brady references.
Please, at least show some kind of restraint before posting. Now, have at it.
We haven't asked, but we doubt Ryan will be thrilled to find his name is being used as a parent
deterrent. Images: Getty Images/Daylife, Reuters/Daylife
Our long-term aim to ruin our language by forcing the Oxford English Dictionary to accept
terms like short-tent in their weighty tome is newly invigorated, Kickettes!
Frank and Christine. Bitter? Us? Image: Getty Images/Daylife
The sanctity of marriage is one of the few social conventions we respect in this office. We
believe every girl and boy has the right to a huge big fluffy dress, a pumpkin shaped carriage, a
hugely handsome groom and a sister that keeps her superior posterior covered up, if they so want
it.
Frank and Christine. Bitter? Us? Image: Getty Images/Daylife
The sanctity of marriage is one of the few social conventions we respect in this office. We
believe every girl and boy has the right to a huge big fluffy dress, a pumpkin shaped carriage, a
hugely handsome groom and a sister that keeps her superior posterior covered up, if they so want
it.
There's never a time we don't find ourselves wondering what our walk-in closets will look like
once we hook, line and sinker one of the world's wealthiest footballers. After all, as one reader
put it, it's important to understand how our men will help us help the economy.
According to Forbes' list of the best-paid footballers for 2010 (based on salaries, bonuses and
endorsement income), here's the pockets you should take stock of during your stalkfest adventures
as well as which WAGs stand in the way of you and your McMansion fairytales:
1.
Saturday
- Sadly, we learned that Stephen Ireland's longtime girlfriend, Jessica Lawlor, sustained major
injuries in a car crash that occurred midweek last week. The 25-year-old Mum was supposedly riding
shot gun in her friend's Audi before the luxe car crashed into a tree.
Daybreak breakfast show presenter/Frank Lampard's girlfriend, Christine Bleakley, tried keeping her
fabulous fringe from fraying off-kilter as she left the ITV studios yesterday, 31st March 2011.
Don't worry, Bleaks, there's nothing that a good dry shampoo can't shake.
Image: Stuart Wilson/Getty Images Europe.
Botox and blindingly bright teeth jokes aside, we've fallen fast for Christine Bleakley's
full-on fringe bangs. While not entirely a new phenomenon she used to style her part in a
side-sweeping manner we felt there's no better time than the present to tell you how much we're
diggin' her lively layers.
Image: Trendury.com.
We got big thangs poppin' for this weekend (i.e. clothing sale insurgency) Kickettes, but before
we bid adieu, let's run through this week's karmic winners and losers.
Good Week
- Gucci: There are worse clothes horses. Cristiano Ronaldo was seen strolling
around the streets of New York this week sporting what could amount to an entire collection.
Foosball tables make Lucas Neill come over all intense-like. Image: Robert Cianflone/Getty Images
AsiaPac.
Saturday
- We're still not taking sides in the Shakira/Pique relationship roundabout, but Spanish
journo Javier Sarda certainly has. He added more fuel to the speculative fire by stating that the
pair are more than just friends.
'The Good Samaritan'? Well, our thoughts on seeing this photo of West Brom's Peter Odemwingie were
plenty biblical, if that counts... (Getty Images/Zimbio)
We in the Kickette office like the idea of people making an effort to give up their bad habits
and become better people. Such commitment to the ideals of life inspires, and in some small way,
makes us better people too.
