By Chris Wright

As you no doubt remember, former Italy battering ram Christian Vieri is appearing on the Italian version of 'Strictly Come Dancing With The Stars On Ice-Factor' at the moment with his latest routine, a Brazilian Capoeira (a dance based on a strain of martial arts, made famous by Tekken's Eddie Gordo), showcasing all the grace and mobility he displayed on the football pitch during his last few years as a pro, i.

Diego Milito's quadruple known as a 'poker' against Palermo was a rare moment, in fact it was only the sixth time it's happened in ten years, but with Italy's final friendly before Euro 2012 looming it focused the eyes on the Azzurri's frontline. The Argentinian's four-step sent him into a comic book group that features ‘the little plane', Vincenzo Montella, twinkle-toes Christian.

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We've come across some potentially juicy stuff relating to the new coupling of Kevin-Prince Boateng and Melissa Satta, most of which you'll want to read and judge for yourselves.

There's both facts and falsehoods to sift through here, so a bulleted list it is.

The Backstory

- K-P married his long term girlfriend, Jennifer, two days after signing with Tottenham Hotspur in '07.

by Adam Bate

The impending arrival of Carlos Tevez could well end any hopes Filippo Inzaghi had of winning back his place in the AC Milan Champions League squad let alone the first team. Unless Super Pippo can prove people wrong one more time, the 38-year-old poacher will have to seek a new home before the transfer window closes.

We've got a hearty helping of news you can use (plus a bonus blind item from the weekend) to get your Mondays off to an highly unproductive start.

Glad we could be of assistance.

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Saturday

- Harvey Nichols makes house calls we learned.

The Serie A's Golden Bin nominations have been revealed and i am quite surprised to see who made the list. Once again Juventus dominates the list with Felipe Melo ( who i thoroughly agree should be on the list) and Milos Krasic making the cut.

Others who made the list include Luca Toni, Amauri, Diego Milito, Diego Forlan, Mauro Zarate, Adrian Mutu, Santiago Silva of Fiorentina and Eduardo from Genoa.

Keep calm and read on, Kickettes. Image Credit: AP.

Sadly, it was anything but quiet on the news front for us this past weekend, but as always, we're ready and willing to help you bounce back into work action.

Although if you require posts in addition to this one, know that we'll only resume work upon receipt of our mandatory compensation (in this case that would be Thanksgiving leftovers from our U.

Cristiano Doni, conosciuto dai più come capitano dell'Atalanta, non è solo un asso del Calcio da quanto si sente in giro ma è anche un abile giocatore di poker. Non sono pochi gli uomini del pallone che hanno sperimentato l'esperienza del gioco online, come Christian Vieri e lui quindi non è che l'ultimo di una [.

And for the answer simply read on Tony Dorigo England, Josip Simunic Croatia, George Samaras, Greece and Christian Vieri, Itayl

Well, what do we have here, Kickettes? Christian Vieri's (ex?)girlfriend, Melissa Satta, disembarking from a private plane in Italy yesterday. No biggie.

Then, rather suddenly, we got the wind knocked out of our already lethargic lungs when we instantly recognised the famous face of her travel partner: Leonardo DiCaprio.

Melissa Satta ha roto con Christian Vieri. Así se lo reconoció el futbolista a la Prensa italiana: "Se terminó mi historia de amor con Melissa". Duró cinco años. Al futbolista se le ha relacionado ahora con Sara Tommasi aunque Melissa lo cuestiona: "¿Han visto a Bobo salir de su casa?

Liverpool have officially announced an agreement with Andy Carrol for £35m (€41m) plus bonuses. Deep breath.

To put this in perspective, he's now the 18th most expensive outlay in the history of football, just between Ballon d'Or winner Pavel Nedved and World Cup winner David Villa. That's a good place for Carroll's 14 top-flight goals, solitary international cap and the big bread winner, his English birth certificate.