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Breaking News: Hearts striker Christian Nade has been diagnosed with MRSA, the flesh eating disease. Doctors have given the fat bastard 40 years to live.

The title of this blog entry may not get us many hits for Hearts related content, but I really couldn't think of anything more appropriate following the events of the weekend. So yes, we went to Easter Road and we won. How tremendous was that? The atmosphere in the Hearts end was just brilliant and having now watched the highlights again on the telly (about 4 zillion times), it was great to hear the Jambos outsinging the Hibbies yet again.

Christian Nade yesterday

It is now 645 minutes since Christian Nadé scored a goal.

Hearts' Christian Nade's Wikipedia page has been the victim of some appalling vandalism over the last couple of days. The entry for the rotund, talent bereft striker's full name was changed to Christian Steak Bake Nade and his position to Halfway Line Marker.