Dirty Tackle 11 November @ 12:05 AM EST
It's finally happened. Fat Ronaldo has admitted that he's a chubby tub of goo. (A very talented
chubby tub of goo, but still a chubby tub of goo, nonetheless.)
In an interview with Globo television, The Fat One, who has 11 goals for Corinthians this
season, said that he wouldn't call himself up to the Brazilian national team right now, that he
will put forth perhaps the greatest effort of his career to make the team, and that he thinks the
first half of 2010 will be vital blah blah blah.
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KICKETTE 05 November @ 10:34 AM EST
Mladen Petric (Hamburger / Croatia NT) checks to see if his wife Despina has eaten anything this
week. We kid, we kid. But still, someone throw this beautiful woman a jacket potato with cheese or
something? They're at the GQ awards in Germany, btw.
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KICKETTE 05 November @ 10:34 AM EST
Mladen Petric (Hamburger / Croatia NT) checks to see if his wife Despina has eaten anything this
week. We kid, we kid. But still, someone throw this beautiful woman a jacket potato with cheese or
something? They're at the GQ awards in Germany, btw.
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Futbolita 05 November @ 01:07 AM EST
Is this the curse of Rubin Kazan? Even exasperated Pep has run
out of hand movements to last the entire game... and you know that's bad!
Anyway, after pulling off a shock victory at Nou Camp, everyone from the strange bloke who looks
like Robert Pattinson on crack to the stray cat next door is wondering if the
mighty Barca are really faltering.
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Another requisite round of crazy talk from the CONCACAF big cheese, with his true colors on full
display for the world's appreciation... Turning to bidding for the 2018 World Cup, Warner called
the English campaign "lightweight,'' complaining that...
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Episode 46: "No, We're Not Swordfighting"Host: Scott
Panel: Zach, Brian, Erin Dutka
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This episode was supposed to be the first ever "All Lovely Lady" panel but like most
of the best laid plans, they tend to come crashing down around you.
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Dirty Tackle 30 September @ 12:32 AM EST
Today is your lucky day we've got two dirty tackles in one clip for you. That's right, go eat
some expired cheese, because you can't lose!
Anyway, in the first clip young Mr. Joey Richmond gets thrown to the ground (0:30; keep your
eyes on the background in front of the goal) while waiting for a free kick to be taken.
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In an emotional article written on his personal website Persija & Indonesia striker Bambang
Pamungkas has given the background to all the rumours that surrounded him before he extended his
contract with Persija.
He admits that at one stage he was 80% sure he would sign for Sriwijaya but asked for more time to
consider.
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Dirty Tackle 03 September @ 02:15 AM EST
Ryan Babel
Stupid Rafa. ... Promises he'll play me more and then benches me. ... That's it, I'm going to
write a wicked rap about him. ... What rhymes with "Rafa"? ... Nafa? Hafa? Zafa? ... Damn! His name
can't be rhymed. It's immune to my mad skillz! ... He had no right to bench me.
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Off the Post 12 August @ 05:49 AM EST
... and world's biggest air quotes Mischievous Spanish journalists have uncovered this photograph
of a young Cesc Fabregas in his Barcelona kit and are apparently reporting that the Arsenal man has
"Barcelona DNA". We love the gigantic air quotes. Perhaps he is saying "cheese" or "queso" to have
his photo taken but wants to signify that he [.
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Episode 38: "The Government's Gonna Go Tienanmen Square on Them"
Host: Scott
Panel: Zach, Sandra and Richard Oram
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Available on iTunes, just search Winning UglyThis week's show brings the debut of a new panelist and another round of our patented hard hitting
questions that cut right to the collective bone of the football world.
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1. Why the Hillsborough disaster still matters. [@ Dan Loney Says It All] 2. Carlo Ancelotti is
inspired by cheese. [@ At the Far Post] 3. C-Ron ignores crazy stalker ex-WAG. [@ Kickette]...
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New Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti has revealed the unique philosophy that brought him the success
he enjoyed as a manager at AC Milan, where he guided the Rosseneri to two Champions League titles,
as well as a Serie A title.
Speaking to the Sunday Mirror, he explained the secrets of his success is borne out of his
experience of making cheese with his father as a child.
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Dirty Tackle 03 August @ 04:36 AM EST
Well hello there.
I see you've caught me making a funny face. It took hours to perfect, but I do believe it is
exceptionally erotic and makes you want to experience a sexual encounter that involves my large
nostrils. ... No, no don't speak. Just gaze into my nostril. Gaze...gaze..
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Futbolita 03 August @ 02:08 AM EST
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Uh-oh, looks like these two tios won't be having backyard barbecues
anytime soon, judging from Ancelotti's curt words.
"Mourinho is a colleague, not a friend. I have friends outside of football he is just a
colleague and as such I respect him," the Italian told The Sunday Times.
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The Minnesota Thunder have partnered with the Children's Hospitals and Clinics of
Minnesota on Friday to present the "Snack Shack Thunder Game." The Snack
Shack at Children's Hospital provides free healthful snacks and meals to families whose infants are
in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit.
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The Minnesota Thunder have partnered with the Children's Hospitals and Clinics of
Minnesota on Friday to present the "Snack Shack Thunder Game." The Snack
Shack at Children's Hospital provides free healthful snacks and meals to families whose infants are
in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit.
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KICKETTE 24 July @ 07:45 AM EST
What is it about Cruz Beckham? We love this kid more than Louboutins.
His little face looks like he's constantly scoping a trouble-making opportunity or a way to
cause a ruckus. He probably gave himself that hair-do whilst his parents were sleeping.
Brooklyn may be the first of the Beckham brood, and Romeo may be the poster child for
gorgessity, but Cruz is the shining star of this family.
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Fat Ronaldo was awarded a penalty kick in Corinthians' match against Cruzeiro today for Leonardo
Silva's goal-saving handball on his first attempt at scoring. And as you can see in the video
above, Ronaldo penalty kick strategy was to not run, but slowly waddle up to the ball, take a
stutter step which barely slowed his already snail-like pace and kick the ball pretty much directly
at the keeper, who (shockingly!
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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!!!!!!!
Fuck off you horrible, horrible, money grabbing, arrogant, greedy, lazy, worthless, offside
hunting, 5 yard tapping, cheese grinning, lanky streak of piss......
You bastard......Go fuck yourself and I hope you choke on the money.....
I hope you catch arse rabies.
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Fair enough the future is in our hands as they say, or perhaps it is in the Bosses – Wenger,
or the board with the kitty of cash to spend?
The best and worst times all roll into one when you are so passionate about something you love so
dearly – especially The Arsenal.
Some of the worst times are when your favourite player eventually retires (insert Bergkamp or
your own favourite retiree here) or leaves the club, or the fans favourite leaves – Henry,
Vieira, Pires, etc.
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Arseblog 08 June @ 02:18 AM EST
Hello and welcome to another week of summer which means that the new season is slightly less far
away than it was last week.
All the talk this morning is about Thomas Vermaelen. Again. Supposedly a fee has been agreed
between the two clubs and now we wait all the other stuff that goes with it.
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Soccerblog 21 April @ 07:26 PM EST
It makes you wonder even more why Wenger did not start him against Chelsea in the FA semi-final.
Arshavin roared back with four against Liverpool including what appeared to be the winning goal
before Benayoun scored the equalizer moments before the match ended.
The Reds were left contemplating their precarious return to the top of the table with Man U
having two games in hand.
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ATL Soccer 01 February @ 01:23 AM EST
We'll Atlanta's Women's Professional Soccer team wants your help in deciding it's name. And
yes, the Beat is an option. This round consist of 7 suggestions with the ability to write in
your own name. Well, not really your own name. A team name. You know what I mean. The
names are: Attack, Beat, Blaze, Fury, Rush, [.
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I don't stay in hotels very often but when I do I look forward to a decent cooked English
breakfast. However, if you are planning on a stay at the Innkeepers Lodge Chester then don't expect
a decent breakfast because the hotel is running an excellent scam.
They advertise a free breakfast but all they provide is a couple of cereals, white bread a few
coissants (cold), fruit juice and coffeee.
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Arseblog 20 August @ 02:08 AM EST
I've been having some trouble sleeping the last few nights. I lie there almost wide awake then
drift off into that sleep that doesn't seem like sleep at all.
I have these strange and weird dreams that make no kind of sense to me at all. Vivid motion
picture dreams but at the same time I'm convinced that I'm not asleep.
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Eva Mendes admits she finds David Beckham hot
Eva Mendes admits she finds David Beckham hotThe actress and lingerie model, 34, says
scent is important as well as good looks.‘Attractiveness is primal – it's something you
can't put your finger on,' she tells Cosmopolitan.‘I've met guys who are great looking, but
there was no spark.
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Wrighty7 15 July @ 07:02 AM EST
Andre Arshavin's dream is to play under Le Boss at Arsenal.
I'm sure it is pal! It's my fucking dream as well!
This bloke Arshavin dreams a huge amount doesn't he? Only a couple of weeks ago he dreamed of a
move to Barcelona. He wants to cut down on the cheese before bedtime.
It seemed that the whole of Europe were chasing him, now it is revealed not one solid offer has
been put forward for the Russian.
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Arseblog 12 July @ 09:39 AM EST
Good Saturday to you all.
A fair amount going on so we'll get right into it. New boy Samir Nasri says he's not the new
Zidane. Well, here was us thinking we're getting the new Zidane and he spoils it straight away. He
says:
I don't think it's fair to have that sort of pressure on a young player.
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Juande Ramos and La Liga-based transfer targets go together like cheese on toast and here is the
latest slice! Tottenham are being linked with Real Mallorca star Juan Arango, who has admitted he
wants to move to England this summer. Arango has been strongly linked with a move to the
Premiership after .
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Part Two of A More Splendid Life's Month-Long Public Service Announcement on the History of Soccer
in Toronto. In light of the ongoing and perhaps never-ending trade saga between Gareth Barry,
Martin O'Neill, Rafael Benitez, the English Press, Pickles the Wonder Dog, some bits of cheese at
the bottom of my desk here, and pure energy beings that cannot be directly perceived but are here
among us
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Futblog 14 June @ 04:56 AM EST
Gigi blocks the penalty!
Originally uploaded by -=Cheese=- No crean que nos habíamos olvidado de este partido. Italia
como siempre le da el toque de dramatismo a cualquier competición mundial, la Euro no puede
quedar atrás.
Primero Rumanía se adelanta en el marcador , por un error defensivo italiano, por
increíble que parezca, 60 segundos después Italia empata .
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Bless me readers for I have sinned.
Not badly. But I must confess to not having got home in time yesterday to see the Spain/Russia match and only half paying attention to the Greece/Sweden encounter. I did have to work late but I must admit to finding it difficult to sustain watching so many matches in such a concentrated period.
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Black Panther 16 December @ 11:28 PM EST
Dear Leslie,
I see that you have a love for cheese. That isn't surprising considering that you're from
Brookfield, Wisconsin. The problem is, and you may not be aware of it yet, you grew up 300 miles
from from Ellsworth, Wisconsin. How is that a problem? Ellsworth is the cheese curd capital of
Wisconsin.
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