By Chris Wright
Playboy Bunny Prue sprawls face-down in the mud during a charity football match between Hef's
girls and a team of 'apes' (i.e, the cast from the film 'Battle for the Planet of the Apes') in aid
of the World Wildlife Fund at Hurlingham Park in London...
"Get your stinking paws off me you damn, dirty ape!
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Exclusive update: Chivas made an advert today spoofing the Axe commercials.
Sometimes we think the MLS has pulled a NOTW and wire tapped our HQ's phones because
their events align themselves perfectly with our foul-minded office convos.
AC Milan Legends vs Indonesia Legends Highlights 5-1 Video Goals 2011 Glories is a post from
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AC Milan Legends vs Indonesia Legends Highlights 5-1 Video Goals 2011 Glories is a post from Soccer
Blogger. Follow Soccer Blogger on Twitter AC Milan Legends vs Indonesia All-Star Legends 2011
Gelora Bung Karno Stadium, Jakarta- Sunday, 4th September 2011 Score:- AC Milan vs Indonesia 5-1 (
Serginho*4, Dida/ Yakobi) Serginho stars for AC Milan [.
So the AC Milan old farts beat the Indonesian old farts 5-1 yesterday at the Bung Karno in a game
that raised an astonishingly feeble 60,000 USD for charity. That works out about 1 USD per person
went to charity. When you consider these were the ticket prices then you don't need to be a genius
to work out that most of the money raised was never intended to go to any charity.
By Chris Wright
The AC Milan 'Glories' (i.e, club legends) were in Indonesia on their 'Asia Disaster Relief'
charity tour last night for a friendly game that saw such former Rossoneri luminaries as
Jean-Pierre Papin, Franco Baresi, Alessandro Costacurta and Gianluigi Lentini whoop an Indonesian
'Legends' side 5-1, with Serginho grabbing four and Brazilian 'keeper Dida even adding one for good
measure.
Union
The Miles for MJ Charity Tailgate will take place tomorrow before the Portland game and today is
your last chance to purchase tickets. Tickets are only $20 and at least 50 percent of the proceeds
raised will go toward neurofibromatosis research.
Marc Narducci correctly writes that the thrill of the Union's comeback on Wednesday should not
distract attention from defensive deficiencies.
Robbie Savage hid his disappointment well when it was revealed that he would be partnering former
boxer and contestant Joe Calzaghe in the new series of Strictly Come Dancing.
Aw, we're just funning with you, Kickettes. Sav and Joe were larking about after an England
Legends XI played a Wales Legends XI in the John Hartson Foundation Charity Match last week.
Photo: Earl Gardner
This week's Philly Soccer Show podcast with KYW's Greg Orlandini and PSP's Eli Pearlman-Storch
features Philadelphia Union defender Sheanon Williams.
In Part One, Williams talks about the Union's winless streak, which has stretched into eight
games after a scoreless draw with the Portland Timbers.
By Alan Duffy
You can (obviously) believe everything you read at Pies, but as for everywhere else, don't
believe a word. "Sport" magazine caused a bit of a furore recently when they printed an interview
with Barcelona new-boy Cesc Fabregas, in which the former Arsenal captain was quoted as saying that
he left the Gunners as they had no chance of winning a trophy in the foreseeable future.
A Merseyside mum joined ex-Liverpool FC player Ian Rush to campaign for a life saving vaccine.
Sue Burke, 31, from St Helens met the former Wales and Reds striker and charity patron at Anfield,
to call for a Meningitis B jab.
Ms. Burke's nine-month-old son, Cieran, was left profoundly deaf, and sufferers epilepsy among
other health problems after contracting the disease.