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By Alan Duffy
Another day, another police identity parade
On loan from Arsenal, where he struggled to live up to the (self-inflated) hype surrounding his
ability, Nicklas Bendtner has been nothing more than average for Sunderland so far this season.
Aww, look at him in his little hat! And Archie too! Image via Jack's Twitter.
Some serious football fixtures demand our attention this weekend, Kickettes. Before settling
down at the foot of our nacho mountain to watch the manhose unfold, we prepared this little
round-up of the stuff that occurred in between our unscheduled naps.
The tone of the game was set in the first minute at St. James' Park today as madman Lee Cattermole,
who is one one of the most dangerous players playing the game, lunged in with a ridiculous
tackle on Cheick Tiote. Shola Ameobi - after scoring equalizer in stoppage time Lee got a
yellow card for that and behaved himself after [.
Although we realise this 'look' probably wasn't by her choice, Sami Khedira's model/WAG, Lena
Gercke, walked the runway at Rebekka Ruetz's Autumn/Winter 2012 fashion show with two of the most
terrifying Scouse Brows we've ever seen. Make them stop, Kickettes. We're begging you. Image:
Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images Europe.
In appreciation of the cat who made it onto the pitch at Anfield this evening I felt that it was
about time I drew up another "Best XI". This time it's for players with "cat" in their name.
Cat XI
Between the sticks is Antalyaspor's 35 year old custodian Omer Catkic.
A cat-themed team to celebrate last night's pitch invader at Anfield 1. Pussy Whiskerlainen 2.
Kevin Muscat 3. Anton Furdinand 4. Claws Lundekvam 5. Darren Purrse 6. Lee Cattermole 7. Dirk Cat
8. Marouane Felinei 9. Dave Kitten 10. Tabby Agbonlahor 11. Ryo Miaowchi Manager: Kenny Dogleash (a
cat's best friend)
Laurent Koscielny is old enough to be married. This is his wife, Claire. Image: Gareth
Cattermole/Getty Images.
The Laureaus World Sport Awards took place at the Central Hall in Westminster last night. As is
usual with these events, a smattering of footballers turned up to watch Bobby Charlton pick up a
Lifetime Achievement Award and surely what must be the most shocking event of the year so far; Leo
Messi not winning an award he has been nominated for.
How do you know a team has a bad game? You're playing Sunderland and you only score one goal. That
said, Sunderland managed to do something not often seen. Not only did they get a red card during
the match (Sessgnon), but the idiot Cattermole got one after the final whistle... To quote a
favorite Guinness commercial, "Brilliant!
Speaking in a post match interview, Mackems manager, Martin O'Verrated O'Neill, cast light on the
unusual sending off of Sunderland's bad boy hatchet man, Lee Cattermole, who was given a straight
red card by Wirral whistler, Mike Dean, a full two minutes after the final whistle had sounded. It
brought his total number of bookings [.
It was a rip roaring derby game yesterday between Newcastle and Sunderland, and everybody got
tied up in the tension and excitement of the event, including the players, the managers and
the coaching staffs. Pardew and O'Neill on the line yesterday Lee Cattermole was again the
villain when he received a yellow card for his very first tackle in the first minute on Cheick
[.
Lee Cattermole was up to his old tricks yesterday after the final whistle, as he went over the
referee and his assistants and ranted at them with foul language. Shola Ameobi scores in the 91st
minute Has anybody ever told this lad he just cannot do that? So he got a straight red card and
will now miss the quarter [.
By Chris Wright
Sunderland pair Stephane Sessegnon and Lee Cattermole have been issued a cumulative total of
seven game's worth of suspensions following their red cards in (and after) yesterday's ugly
Tyne-Wear derby at the Sports Direct Northeast Regional HQ Stadium a match, we'd just like to
mention, that was refereed nigh-on impeccably by Mike Dean.
szólj hozzá: Ba misses penalty v Sunderland
Alan Pardew's celebration which included going after Martin O'Neill ended up being premature as
Demba Ba pushes his PK tamely to Mignolet. Referee Mike Dean pointed to the spot after Campbell
brought down Shola Ameobi.
As it were Newcastle did pull off an added time equalizer through Ameobi, something of a
Sunderland giantkiller.
Ep.28 Andre's Very Brief by Off The Post on Mixcloud It was all business as usual in the Premier
League this week – Chelsea sacked a manager, Robin van Persie notched up a couple more goals, and
Lee Cattermole somehow managed to pick up a booking and also a straight red in the same game. [...]
Jamie Carragher getting found out
Liverpool have not been great in their last two matches. They were poor in spite of victory
against Cardiff and they couldn't put their chances away (again) against Arsenal. This time Robin
Van Persie made sure they paid and now the Reds are a full ten points off fourth place.
Liverpool visit the Northeast in hopes of getting their Premier League campaign back on track
after the loss to Arsenal last weekend, and while there's little hope of Champions League
qualification left, a final push could see Kenny Dalglish's squad finish with silverware in more
than one competition and, at minimum, more consistency.
Let's hope we don't have to rely on a penalty again
haha...Liverpool travel to the Stadium Of Light on Saturday to face a renewed Sunderland side.
Martin O'Neill's side are almost unrecognisable compared to the side Steve Bruce was managing
earlier in the season and Liverpool will surely be looking for a victory in a game which they drew
at the start of the season.
Click Here for a Free £50 Bet for All New Paddy Power Customers Chelsea v Stoke Well, at least
Andre Villas-Boas can watch a Chelsea game without the fear of being sacked this weekend. He
probably won't though. The question will then be whether the Chelsea players can rally around
Roberto Di Matteo to get [.
Its very hard to predict a Liverpool team these days under Kenny Dalglish as he does have a number
of options open to him from the squad (apart from a quality Striker).
But thats my stab at it, I chose Spearing instead of Henderson as Sunderland have become a very
dogged team under Martin O'Neill.
Venue-Stadium of light
Kick Off- March 10, 2012; 15:00 BST
Head to Head -
Premier League (EPL) 13 Aug 2011 Liverpool 1 Sunderland 1
Premier League (EPL) 20 Mar 2011 Sunderland 0 Liverpool 2
Premier League (EPL) 25 Sep 2010 Liverpool 2 Sunderland 2
Premier League (EPL) 28 Mar 2010 Liverpool 3 Sunderland 0
Premier League (EPL) 17 Oct 2009 Sunderland 1 Liverpool 0
Sunderland
Sunderland are currently 12-th in the Premier League and are the only
team in the bottom half to have a positive goal difference.
Ep.30 Fernando Scorres by Off The Post on Mixcloud Not for the first time this season, events in
the world of football have transcended the sport for the worst possible reasons. Here at the OTP
Podcast we are the first to admit our irreverant tone is not best suited to discussing such
heartbreaking occurrences, however [.
Ep.32 Fight! Fight! Fight! by Off The Post on Mixcloud The Premier League offered up its very own
Wrestlemania at the weekend with three delightfully theatrical bouts. The Pod review and commend
the undercard (Odemwingie v Foster, Balotelli vs sanity) and the big bucks main event, Roger
‘Beer Breath' Johnson v Wayne ‘Blonde Bombshell' Hennessey.
The 40th International Exhibition of Inventions is underway in Geneva and Venezuelan Jose Pires
Tavares has already won it on the very first day. Now, I don't know if an international exhibition
of inventions is something that can be won, but that doesn't matter.
Tavares' invention is the Football Box, which according to Getty is "an invention for children
which allows them to play in a miniature-sized football arena.
Image via twitter.
Today's week in review begins with a pop quiz. Whose abs are these?
And more importantly, why aren't they hanging up in the Kickette office?
GOOD WEEK
Ab Alert!: Full stalking points to you if you identified our protagonist as
Jamie O'Hara.
