Hola Amigos!
Today Burrito Bring you Soccer cats. Ok, Burrito as most of you know is one mean dawg so he no like them pinches gatos too much. When Burrito see them he try to bite them, eat them, pee on them and even hump them sometimes... Burrito figures "ehhh, why not?"
But when it comes to futbol Burrito forgive them for being so estupids.

I know, I know, it sounds silly. Anton Ferdinand puts in an own goal and gives Manchester United a draw (which allows them to stay atop the EPL rankings) and that somehow exhibits Man U's power? It does. Let me show you.

Remember, I'm writing from an American Sports perspective.

But how the hell did this happen?
Above 3rd Degree, really? I lols. See you cats on the way back down.
Anyway, much love to those aiding The Fake One's quest for absolute world domination.

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Steve Bruce will face the first competitive game of the season as Sunderland manager after impressing with Birmingham City and Wigan Athletic.

After managing to avoid the drop last season, the influx of money has been the Black Cats buy a few relatively big name players.

Single ladies concerned about the years pressing on and your life ending up a series of drinking cider, peeking out at the failing youth of today from behind your net curtains and keeping up a regular feeding schedule for one of your 40 cats:

Elen Rives is here to give you back your power.

Tough fixture. That's all that really needs to be said about today's trip to Sunderland.

Steve Bruce's renovation project looks solid. And, following a rugged 1-0 result at Bolton to begin the season, the Stadium of Light is certain to be frantic for the the Cats' home opener.

Chelsea, meanwhile, will be looking to improve upon a last-second victory at home to Hull City on Saturday.

I woke up early on Sunday morning with a mood of excitement and trepidation. Normally, I like to sleep in a bit on Sundays because they have a more relaxed feel, and because our cats give us the morning off and don't bang around our house that much to keep us awake.

Single ladies concerned about the years pressing on and your life ending up a series of drinking cider, peeking out at the failing youth of today from behind your net curtains and keeping up a regular feeding schedule for one of your 40 cats:

Elen Rives is here to give you back your power.

It's amazing, isn't it, how sometimes a game of football has the capacity to command your complete attention to the exclusion of everything else around you?
And then of course there are times when it doesn't.
I meant to pay close attention to it.
I sat down and watched the national anthems and minute's silence for Enke.