Burrito live in South Florida and he love it! Miami is a city that attracts millions. After New York and Los Angeles we can say it is the coolest city to be at. Warm weather, hot womens, what more can you ask for? ... And Soccer stars are no different, they come and vacation here all the time and Burrito sure most of them would love to live and play here in Southern Florida.

Yeah, so our boys and the visiting Spawns of Satan cancelled each other out, playing to a lackluster (to put very mildly) 0-0 draw. While we certainly had much fun, as we always do, I feel it was an opportunity lost. First, we dropped two points to a team in the midst of a suck-ass season.

When it comes to MLS playoffs and the tricky business of postseason design, every structure falls into one of two categories: "imperfect" or "even more imperfect." So it is with the new format being finalized. Commissioner Don Garber and the league's board of directors are adjusting the postseason structure -- the deciders just haven't quite decided yet on the final tweaks.

By Ollie Irish

Carlos Valderrama's hair the defining hairstyle in recent World Cup history attacks Romania's Constantin Galca during a Group G game (England's group) at the 1998 World Cup in France. [Photo: PA]

Let the record state that Romania won 1-0 with a goal by Adrian Ilie.

In amongst the razzamatazz of the 1994 World Cup, which kicked off with Diana Ross putting a penalty kick wide of the goal during the opening ceremony and finished with Roberto Baggio putting one over in a penalty shoot-out that seemed pre-ordained to follow a desperately bad final between Italy and Brazil, the darkest of football's dark hearts showed its face.

No hay ninguna duda que el comercial de Nike para el Mundial Sudafrica 2010 fue estupendo pero este de aca arriba es el comercial de DirecTV que tambien esta bueno por lo gracioso que es. Salen ex-cracks internacionales como Teofilo Cubillas, Ivan Zamorano, Carlos Valderrama, Alex Aguinaga, Rafael Dudamel y Gabriel Batistuta!

Here's how the voting has gone for the National Soccer Hall of Fame for the last seven years (all I have are the top tens - my man Jack Huckel, late of the Hall, may have the complete lists, but whether he'll ever share them, I don't know). Those players who were elected are in bold.

Carlos Tevez and other Footballing Charlies
10 Famous Football Players Called Charles, Charlie or Carlos
1. Carlos Tevez (Man United, Man City, West Ham and Argentina)
2. Charlie George (Arsenal, Derby County and England)
3. Carlos Edwards (Ipswich, Sunderland and Trinidad & Tobago)
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Colombian crazykeeper* Rene Higuita bid the football world adios last night with a star studded testimonial game, featuring the likes of Carlos Valderrama, Faustino Asprilla, Leonel Alvarez, Oscar Cordoba, Mauricio Serna and Victor Aristizabal. The 43 year old made a farewell speech, and then showcased his favourite tricks as a team of '90s era Atletico Nacional [.

With J Hutcherson -- In today's edition, we look at things that wouldn't be on the first slide in a hypothetical meeting on MLS issues for 2010, but need consideration. What Colorado Wants: If you're going to tag any established MLS team with an identity problem, it's the Colorado Rapids. There was a time when the Rapids meant Carlos Valderrama, Marcelo Balboa, Chris Henderson, and Pablo Mastroeni.

Invitado por la Fundación Fútbol Forever, el ex jugador colombiano Carlos Valderrama llegó a El Salvador. Hoy dio una charla en la Universidad Nacional y mañana sábado impartirá una clínica de fútbol junto al Mágico González.

Como lo muestran estas fotos exclusivas de Los Provocadores, el colombiano Carlos Valderrama y el salvadoreño Jorge González unieron sus fuerzas para dar una clínica de fútbol para niños que organizó la Fundación Fútbol Forever. "Es un placer estar junto a alguien que ha sido referente del fútbol colombiano", dijo el Mágico.

It's still fresh in our memory banks of what happened to Preston Burpo on a challenge with New York Red Bulls midfielder Dane Richards. That terrible challenge when both men were at the ball at the same time & after the clearance there was a snap. That was a pure accidental moment right off the bat.

One of these two players - seen here at the World Cup - will take the field in Carson Saturday in a charity game. Sadly, it's not the little fella on the right (AP Photo).

Who knew?

Certainly no one in the English language soccer press since a press release about Saturday's charity game featuring international stars past and present - that's in just five days time - only went out today and as near as I can tell was not sent to anyone remotely connected with the sport (I received mine from a colleague who covers Redondo Beach.

The United States takes on the Colombian Tuesday in perhaps the least anticipated game since an El Salvador team showed up without focus and perhaps hungover against the States' "B" team back in February.

Can't do a Colombia preview and not show a picture of Carlos Valderrama...oh and that's Tom Dooley next to him on the day of the 1994 World Cup win for the States.

A great player whose life was tragically cut short

A couple of months ago, I watched "The Two Escobars", ESPN's 30 for 30 documentary on the lives of Colombian soccer player Andres Escobar and Drug Cartel leader Pablo Escobar. It was recommend to me by a non soccer fan as one of the best documentaries he has ever seen.