Las frases o dichos futboleros dan cada perla,que hasta da gusto,otras la verdad todo lo contrario,aquí hay una recopilación de frases de personajes del mundo de fútbol,listas para ser rescatadas. La mejores y peores frases de este año 2010, de lengua me como un taco.
POLOKWANE, SOUTH AFRICA JUNE 17: Javier Aguirre head coach of Mexico issues instructions from the sideline during the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa Group A match between France and Mexico at the Peter Mokaba Stadium on June 17, 2010 in Polokwane, South Africa.

Ah, it's that time of the year again and I simply love it. No, not Christmas, but the end of the year lists that all end up being about the same everywhere you look. Seriously, I think every music magazine has awarded album of the year to Kanye West, but that's a topic for another article.

Remember the great Manchester Billboard War of 2009? The ceasefire was never particularly observed and it is have been well and truly broken in the wake of Carlos Tevez handing in his transfer request. Here is a collection of some of the Photoshop re-workings of the infamous 'Welcome to Manchester' advert taken out when Tevez [.

By Ollie Irish

Roy Keane: not a tolerant man

You won't be surprised to know that Roy Keane can't stomach footballers who wear snoods, gloves and tights:

"Don't get me started. I don't know how they do it. It's very strange. Gloves, scarves, I think somebody came on a few weeks ago for [Manchester] City who had a hat on.

Silva is City's most important player

David Silva spent most of his debut for Manchester City being buffeted about the pitch by Tottenham's Tom Huddlestone on the opening day of the season. Then it seemed like City's big summer signing was not made for English football, where praise from pundits generally centres on a player's pace, power and drive, rather than his vision or ball skills.

The Telegraph has used our alternative Carlos Tevez posters on their website.

"The Telegraph Uses Our Tevez Posters" was originally published at The Republik of Mancunia.

Sorry we're late to this.

This past weekend Heart Attack Ray Hudson issued an opine (2nd video) on Lionel Messi during Barcelona's 5-1 thrashing of Espanyol....and recommended a little YouTube ditty on the star from Catalan country (1st video) showcasing Messi's refusal to go down.

We would be remiss not to give Messi and Ray Hudson their just due, especially after we witnessed Carlos Tevez and Mario Balotelli yesterday seemingly get blown over by the wind on multiple occasions.

Here's some statistics showing the minutes per goal scored by some of the top strikers in our league in all competitions for their club.

Dimitar Berbatov (United)
Minutes: 1348
Goals: 12
Minutes per goal: 112.3

Javier Hernandez (United)
Minutes: 934
Goals: 7
Minutes per goal: 133.

The snood epidemic has gotten more billing than any foreign export in the Premier League since, well, the last one. But it will have no place at Manchester United, where Sir Alex Ferguson has laid down the law and firmly declared Old Trafford a snood-less football club. Because "real men don't wear things like that".

As you're probably aware by now, Manchester City knocked back a (presumably ghost-) written transfer request from their obstinate striker Carlos Tevez over the weekend, a matter of days after he told the club's official website that he was 'happy with the sacrifices' he'd been forced to make by committing himself to Sheikh Mansour's sideline in über-capitalism.

As you're probably aware by now, Manchester City knocked back a (presumably ghost-) written transfer request from their obstinate striker Carlos Tevez over the weekend, a matter of days after he told the club's official website that he was 'happy with the sacrifices' he'd been forced to make by committing himself to Sheikh Mansour's sideline in über-capitalism.

The results are in!...Last Monday we asked you, the readers to vote for those you thought were the best Premiership players in 2010. So without further freddie-adu here is In the Stands Premiership Team of 2010

Here's how much they won it by (Voting rounded up)

GK: Joe Hart 44%

LB: Leighton Baines 32%

RB: Bacary Sagna 29%

CB: Nemanja Vidic 28%

CB: John Terry 11%

RW: Nani 31%

LW: Gareth Bale 33%

CM: Cesc Faberegas 23%

CM: Samir Nasri 19%

FW: Dimitar Berbatov 16%

FW: Carlos Tevez 20%

So with this in mind, who do you think warrants the ITS player of the year Awards.

The results are in!...Last Monday we asked you, the readers to vote for those you thought were the best Premiership players in 2010. So without further freddie-adu here is In the Stands Premiership Team of 2010

Here's how much they won it by (Voting rounded up)

GK: Joe Hart 44%

LB: Leighton Baines 32%

RB: Bacary Sagna 29%

CB: Nemanja Vidic 28%

CB: John Terry 11%

RW: Nani 31%

LW: Gareth Bale 33%

CM: Cesc Faberegas 23%

CM: Samir Nasri 19%

FW: Dimitar Berbatov 16%

FW: Carlos Tevez 20%

So with this in mind, who do you think warrants the ITS player of the year Awards.

In the Europa League last night Adam Johnson was excellent; again. Ask anyone who has watched the Prem this season what City lack and they'll say spark and creativity. Johnson is all spark and creativity, and not only that, he tracks back and harries far more than most wingers do.

Didier Drogba has given Chelsea a 1-0 halftime lead over Everton, despite some strong defending from the Toffees at Stamford Bridge. Phil Jagielka and Sylvain Distin played well for the first 45 minutes, but a lackadaisical Phil Neville back pass left Tim Howard stranded against the onrushing Nicolas Anelka.

Carlos Tevez has handed in a transfer requestion to Manchester City with the hopes of joining Real Madrid in January. This should come as no surprise, given that the blues' captain has repeatedly spoke of his unhappiness since moving over to the blue side of Manchester.

Whilst at Manchester United, he initially talked of a long career with us, before returning to Boca Juniors in his 30's.

It'll be on the back page on tomorrow's News Of The World in the UK, but it's all over Twitter right now: Carlos Tevez has reportedly handed in a written transfer request to Manchester City, citing Roberto Mancini's negative playing ... Continue reading →

It'll be on the back page on tomorrow's News Of The World in the UK, but it's all over Twitter right now: Carlos Tevez has reportedly handed in a written transfer request to Manchester City, citing Roberto Mancini's negative playing ... Continue reading →

BY ADAM SERRANO

Manchester City may be level with Arsenal on points at the top of the Premier league table, but the club is far from over the moon after a recent request from their star striker. The Guardian is reporting that Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez has handed in a transfer request to leave Manchester City.

Carlos Tevez has handed in a transfer request to Manchester City after just 18 months at the club. He has claimed it is being homesick that has caused his depression and repeated talk of retirement, but if that was the case, why was he trying to negotiate his contract at City? Despite being the best paid player, he was looking for a pay rise, which the club refused to give him.

UPDATE: According to Manchester City's official website, Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez has formally withdrawn his transfer request.

December 12th, 2010 According to the UK Press Association, Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez confirmed that he has handed in a transfer request.

http://www.fifa.com/worldfootball/clubfootball/news/newsid=1350615.html So Tevez hands in a transfer request, which is rejected. But he states that he needs time to think (now?) and it doesn't seem as if he will be available next week when City host Everton. I know we are all feeling a bit burned after Balotelli's -2 yesterday.

By most accounts, a fun weekend in England's Premier League over the weekend. Best part about it, it's not over yet with Manchester United and Arsenal clashing later Monday afternoon. The two longtime rivals enter the match on 31 and 32 points respectively, even with Chelsea and Manchester City.It all means, by about 5 o'clock on the East Coast we'll have a new league leader regardless of the

Is 'Unplugged' footballing parlance for breaking your contract? Make sure you fill the Christmas stocking of the Manchester City fanatic in your life with the latest edition of ManC, the official Manchester City magazine. The December edition features one Carlos Alberto Tevez as its cover boy. The spiel on the club's website promoting the mag [.

I haven't had the chance to look at the United game again or to even study the chalkboards and there is plenty of chat on the internet about that, most of which is just zero-value noise, so I thought it's best to leave that game aside for a day or two. I do want to discuss how Manchester United have a much better organized collective defensive system (best in the League if not the best in the world) but it'll take some work.

Any Chelsea supporter expecting the club to make a move for Carlo Tevez might want to rethink the idea.

Teammates? Nah.

So the current Manchester City striker, formerly of Manchester United, has formally handed in a transfer request. It was promptly rejected.

Carlos Tevez returns to training, talks set for Friday - ESPN SoccernetTevez is one of a number of senior players to be rested [for Thursday's Europa League match against Juventus], although Mancini has already indicated that former Inter Milan striker Mario Balotelli will travel, even though he was racially abused by some Juventus fans last season.

In the murky business of football agents Kia Joorabchian is a breed apart.

The Iranian-born Brit considers himself more of an investor than an agent. And in many ways, it's true. He is not licensed to represent footballers, but came to power by peddling in the "third-party" ownership of players and still exerts tremendous influence over his clients even after the ownership rules changed.

In the murky business of football agents Kia Joorabchian is a breed apart.

The Iranian-born Brit considers himself more of an investor than an agent. And in many ways, it's true. He is not licensed to represent footballers, but came to power by peddling in the "third-party" ownership of players and still exerts tremendous influence over his clients even after the ownership rules changed.

Rio Ferdinand stars in a new infomercial to promote an exercise product which is quickly becoming a hit in the United States.

SoccerXizer is the perfect gift for your friends or family who want to combine soccer with exercise. The workout machine, finely crafted in Mexico, will help you and your loved ones reach fitness goals.

That is the question that is being asked on our Barcelona fan site as there have been various reports this week that Manchester City are poised to make a monster bid for Andres Iniesta next month.

Iniesta is expected to be recognized as the best player in the world when the FIFA Ballon d'Or is handed out in Zurich on January 10 and the question is will he be a Barca player or a Man City player?

That is the question that is being asked on our Barcelona fan site as there have been various reports this week that Manchester City are poised to make a monster bid for Andres Iniesta next month.

Iniesta is expected to be recognized as the best player in the world when the FIFA Ballon d'Or is handed out in Zurich on January 10 and the question is will he be a Barca player or a Man City player?

Welcome to Fergie Time, a roundup/newsletter type deal that delivers news, opinion and links directly to your screen. As the name suggests, there will be some exaggeration, nsfw moments, canceled press conferences (oh, who are we kidding) and late, late, late scoring of points. You'll like it, trust me.

Manchester City could be prepared to table a bid of £50 million to bring Liverpool's star striker Fernando Torres to Eastlands in the January transfer window.
City are desperate to fill the boots of Carlos Tevez after it emerged recently that he wants out of the Manchester club, according to The News of the World.

The new Strikers have big shoes to fill. Their prior name sakes were for the most part powerhouses, with star players, great attendance and a record that boasts never missing the playoffs. Will this new incarnation be up to par?
Traffic (owners of the new Strikers) have given us quite a few quality players in Romario, Zinho, Christian Gomez, among others.

Just as Carlo Ancelotti yesterday spoke of Carlos Tevez and the "reported interest" in him from Chelsea by saying:

"There are a lot of rumours but I think that everything will be okay with him and Manchester City because he is a fantastic player. He is very important to City and I don't think they can afford to let him go.

By Alexander Netherton

I support Manchester United and I am more likely than you to commit suicide. Big Four football has given me depression. Sympathy please!

In 1995, the Samaritans announced that the demographic most likely to kill themselves was the young man aged 16-24.

In what proved to be a highly entertaining Boxing Day encounter, Manchester City saw off a resilient Newcastle side after a goal from Gareth Barry and Carlos Tevez inside the opening five minutes of play. Newcastle will surely feel hard-done by after dominating the remaining eighty-five minutes of play, far outnumbering their ridiculously-paid counterparts in terms of possession and shots, but once again Carlos Tevez proved that without him, his current team would be sitting comfortably in mid-table mediocrity.

A Boxing Day error by Tim Krul gifted Carlos Tevez the ball and it led to a goal for Gareth Barry in the opening minutes. Another defensive lapse saw the Argentinian sprint by Fabricio Colocinni and get his foot onto a James Milner cross to stick the ball into the net. Two goals and the game was not even five minutes old.

A Mario Balotelli hat-trick has seen Manchester City to the summit of the EPL if only for a few hours ahead of Neighbours Manchester United's trip to Birmingham later to-night. City coasted to a 4-0 victory over a relegation threatened Aston Villa side who were no match for the hosts, Joeleen Lescott got the other City goal in this total mismatch which seen both Carlos Tevez and Gareth Barry sit out the game.