Kia Joorabchian: Carlito is his cash cow
Surprise. Surprise. It is Carlos Tevez, threatening to leave Man City after submitting a
transfer request. The ostensible reason is he is homesick and separated from his children who live
in Argentina. Which means that he is leaving to play for Boca or Huracan.
Noel Gallagher, who has come out with gems like: "I'm just gonna take me voting card and I'm
gonna put in massive letters, 'Tevez is God.'" and "The new baby, if it's a boy, it's definitely
going to be called Carlos. Or just Tevez. Tevez Gallagher. Carlito Gallagher." has come crashing
back down to earth after learning that Carlos Tevez wanted to leave Manchester City just 12 months
after signing for them.