I have no words, so I'll leave it up to you to draw your own conclusions. And feel free to leave your own caption in the comments.

But I will say this: Who knew playing Hollywood United could be so exciting!

(Damn, I'm a horrible person.)

You thought I was fresh out of inappropriate David Beckham photos after yesterday, didn't you? That I'd used up my supply for the next few months?

Well, silly you.

And this one definitely requires a caption.

Come on, folks, make me laugh as only you can.

P.S. Do you think he waxes his upper legs?

It's time once again for you to use your imaginations and put words into David Beckham's and/or Abel Xavier's mouths for me.

Come on, folks. You've done this so well before.

(Oh, and I just added a "Caption This Photo" category for the previous photos. If you're looking for a smile, be sure to click on the tab at the right to see the entertaining work of those who have gone before.

David Beckham is with the England team this week and getting himself into interesting situations like this one.

What do you think is going on here? Figure it out and give me a laugh to last me through the weekend.

I know we're all busy with the holidays coming up, but we're never too busy to poke a little fun at Alexi, right?

Here's your chance. Caption this photo.

I'm out of town for most of this week and not able to stay on top of all of the Galaxy news till Friday, so you're going to have to help make this interesting.

I need a caption for this Posh photo!

Come on. You know you want to.

(Do be sure to stop by this week, though. I'll see if I can't set up a couple more posts to go off while I'm gone.