By Chris Wright
Yesterday, like two star-crossed lovers doomed by ill fate, tragic romantics Micah Richards and
Pablo Zabaleta took to the skies above the Britannia to steal a few brief moments alone
together...
"Mwah! Now go, before someone finds us..."
Love hurts.
By Chris Wright
Looks like Señor Pique has a stalker lady admirer, and she loves him...
Pies say: "Well hello, Gerard. We must stop meeting like this! I noticed
you only spent 2 minutes and 13 seconds on the toilet beginning at 9:22am this morning.
By Chris Wright
Pies says: "Hey Bobby! What's French for 'want to cuddle up and watch Miss
Congeniality later'?"
Either that or Ibra didn't say a word, he just lightly nibbled Henry's earlobe.
You say?
Former Chelsea and current Oxford United defender Michael Duberry gets his saga on at a costume
party in a galaxy far, far away. The Doobs, what a legend.
Help me, John Obi Mikel. You're my only hope.
I fully expect you guys to best my mailed in effort.
By Chris Wright
Pies says: "Dude, if I was Juan Mata, I'd have been all like...woo woo
woo!"
You say?
(Image: ONTD)
No words necessary. Well, maybe just a caption.
Whatcha gon' say now, bitches?
Somebody on the Czech physio team is a just little too enamored with Christopher Nolan. Or maybe
he loves Tim Burton. I vote for Tim Burton.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
For those too young to remember, my caption is an homage to the original Batman film, directed
by Burton and starring the greatest Dark Knight, Michael Keaton.
Bob gave Nando his blessing last night. It worked.
Sade dis moi
Now that we have this amazing photo of the ordainment, we need your help. We would be doing the
world a disservice if we didn't caption this fucking thing, so please give us something
beautiful.
By Chris Wright
Pies Says: 'The Hills Have Ears'
You say?
The irony. Damn.
"Dat's what me t'ought!"
For those not in the know, my offering is a reference to this. Poor, I know. Anyway, let's see
what you got people.
I'm looking for some gold here. The photo deserves it.
Old friends link up at Oktoberfest. The weirdness.
Where the white women at?
Let's see what you got, people.
I stole this image from We Ain't Got No History. I'd apologize, but this is just too damn good.
I had to snatch it. They'll understand.
This is not a furry wall.
Do your worst. Or best. Whatever.
Hey there
Devin is busy working on a piece centered upon these two super secret signings we are apparently
going to make this week. Meanwhile, I'm pulling out more cutting edge, thought-provoking stuff like
captioning the absurdly good image above. This is what I do, people.
This may not be politically correct, or supporter appropriate, but fuck it. This is a funny ass
photo, and is due a hilarious caption.
Cue the Wayne Brady references.
Please, at least show some kind of restraint before posting. Now, have at it.
Another contender for snapshot of the year deserves the treatment. Have at it, my friends.
Did you hear about the Brazilian that went duck hunting?
Say it ain't so, Steve.
Good luck to Clarke, regardless. He is well and truly a superb man. Anyway, on to the
captioning. Have at it, boys. Be clear, I have no clue what Steve is doing in this photograph.
