Lookie lookie look what's back! The reason the last one died away was simply a matter of time
and me not having any, so, for the foreseeable future, while that isn't a problem, I'm bringing it
back.
For those of you who weren't around in the LadyArse Picture Competition early days, this is how it
works.
See, I was going to put a caption that said "Not Kanye West" but in Greek lettering. But then I
realized that The Gimp does not recognize the Greek alphabet so I couldn't do it. And as for why
Eddie Johnson appears to be in Kanye West video I have no idea. Maybe he went to hip hop fantasy
camp or something.
You never kick a ball like that. The posture is all wrong. Get some welly behind it and stop the
mincing. That's what the caption to this photo of Fabio Capello should have said but didn't. No
wonder he needs a new kneecap.
One Mirror Football panellist wants fans to get as much respect as "sponsors, VIPS, marketing and
media partners" in 2010.
Club Tropicana, drinks are free...
The official PA caption for this photograph reads: "England's John Barnes and Gary Lineker top
up their tans by the pool after training."
Hmmm. I think it's safe to say that JB's tan was fairly well topped-up already. And note the
bandage on Lineker's left forearm, an iconic accessory that instantly brings memories flooding back
of his poacher's hat-trick against Poland in the group stage, a match England had to win to
progress.
Every news story to come from the actual games will likely come second to anything involving
Togo, as it should. So easily the second biggest of the CAN's second day is the thrashing Malawi
gave Algeria, proving World Cup participation means nothing. But on the grander scale, the game
itself may mean nothing compared to the gate.
Certainly the Reds are the butts of a lot of one-liners these days. And I'm OK with that.
Footy Factor provided the cartoon and caption to this one:
Breaking News: The players from Liverpool FC visited the local
Children's Hospital in Liverpool .