This is Cobi Jones looking crazy as all get out. Feel free to write your own caption.

I'm not sure there's so much as a quoted caption as a scenario here. Ronaldinho looks like he just lost his whole family to a murderous cartel and Zlatan is pondering straight-to-DVD revenge with a dramatic look into the distance perfected by every action star imaginable.

Luckily, since I'm fresh out of ideas for a caption, we do have a guest celebrity captionist with us today.

Sarah Magana, Bolivar Liberators (2012)

[caption id="attachment_12437" align="alignleft" width="214" caption="Jonna Welch, Bolivar Liberators (2011)"][/caption]The Missouri Soccer Coaches Association has released their 2010 Girls Class 2 All-State recognition

Player of the Year Michelle Auer, Notre Dame STL
Offensive Player of the Year Courtney Young, Visitation
Defensive Player of the Year Haley Fritzlen, Notre Dame de Sion
Goalkeeper of the Year Jill Szumigala, Helias

Coach of the Year, Private Dick Westbrook, Visitation
Coach of the Year, Public Ashlyn Brantley, Platte Co.

Roy Miller of the New York Red Bulls and Pat Noonan of the Seattle Sounders . . . Getting to know each other. CAPTION AWAY!

We are not looking for a caption for this photo for a change. Instead it's time to use your Google Image skills or image search tool of choice skills to find the missing parts of this photo. The ones that help us understand why Bolton's Matt Taylor is looking the way he is [...]

I saw this picture on the Springfield Missouri Soccer site this morning and immediately wanted to post it:
The photo inexplicably accompanied a post which contained the first two results in the round robin "Lebanon Central Bank Tournament", which apparently involves teams of high school girls.

Cherif Zein, Mat Davis, Bryan Byrne

Jetski and I hit the town last night to celebrate Brazilian football culture with Nike!

It was a great time for all as the Los Angeles footballing community was brought together for a truly Brazilian football experience. It all started off on the roof of the Ricardo Montelban theatre with drinks, Brazilian music, dancers and some Capoeira.

Welcome to another update on the Club vs Country war, this time about a battle taking place in Mexico...

[caption id="attachment_1047" align="aligncenter" width="630" caption="Because battles in Mexican soil have always gone *so* well for Spaniards..."][/caption]
(image taken from the Lienzo de Tlaxcala)

The friendly that will see the newly-minted World Champions face El Tri to commemorate México's Bicentenary is scheduled for August 11, and tickets have already gone on sale.

It is wonderful to see Fernando Torres scoring goals again, as I'm sure Liverpool fans will agree, and that's what we got to see yesterday as La Roja managed a convincing win over Liechtenstein for their first qualifying match for Euro 2012.

[caption id="attachment_1141" align="aligncenter" width="610" caption="What a Deadly Duo they make.

I recently discovered the twitter profile of Fabregas, at least I think it's the real deal. I'm not very familiar with twitter so can't claim to be sure but you can judge for yourself.

Like most of us, Cesc was quite happy with the win at Spuds,

It feels good ....Great performance!

LONDON, England Mexican goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa has travelled to London after receiving an invitation to train with Premier League side Fulham. Ochoa was in Mexico's World Cup squad, but played second fiddle to the 37-year-old Oscar Perez. Now, the Club America goalkeeper could be set to earn himself a contract with the Cottagers, who [.

Lookie lookie look what's back! The reason the last one died away was simply a matter of time and me not having any, so, for the foreseeable future, while that isn't a problem, I'm bringing it back.
For those of you who weren't around in the LadyArse Picture Competition early days, this is how it works.

FC Twente, Eredivisie Champions

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Barcelona (La Liga) 90 points

Fewest Points
Portsmouth (Premier League) 19 points
Grenoble Foot (Ligue 1) 19 points

Biggest Lead
Rangers (SPL) 11 points

Smallest Lead
Chelsea (Premier League) 1 point
Barcelona (La Liga) 1 point

Closest to Danger
Málaga (La Liga) tied with 18th place
Kilmarnock (SPL) tied with 12th place

Farthest From Safety
Grenoble Foot (Ligue 1) 17 points fewer than 17th place

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Cheryl looking fantastic!

After numerous cock ups over the last couple of years you start to wonder how dumb some footballers can be. Ashley Cole and one of his Chelsea teammates are among the least intelligent we can think of. That's for another post though, let's stick to Ashley for now.

After getting caught sending naked pics of himself to some some skanky lingerie model you start to wonder if this guy is dumb or is he just so miserable at home that he is starving for some love.

The back cover that has sparked massive debate on the pages of this blog have now been found in the Nation's most recognized newspaper.

The Red Bulletin, featuring the now infamous "100 Rumors, 50 Names, 1 Star" headline, was added as an insert to the paper's most popular edition, The Sunday Times.

The best caption for what Nigel de Jong did to Xabi Alonso.According to CaptainArsenal " I think I heard DeJong yell "This... Is... Sparta!!!" as he kung fu kicked Alonso on that last foul. Smh, that's a red"

Or perhaps it's his best impression of an ostrich? A very pleased ostrich? Which begs the question: what the hell would an ostrich say?

That's not a caption, just a (very) loose lineage of thought. Have at your own below.

"Caption Competion: Chicharito and Alan Smith" was originally published at The Republik of Mancunia.

MOSCOW, Russia- Former Soviet international goalkeeper , who later turned to television commentating, died on Sunday after suffering a stroke last week. He was 74. He died on the last day of the Russian Premier League season and most teams held a minute's silence in his memory. The Ukraine-born Maslachenko made his name playing for [.

VANCOUVER, BC — It was a dream-come-true for two Vancouver Whitecaps players but a nightmare for three others. The Major League Soccer-bound Caps rewarded central midfielder Terry Dunfield and centre back Greg Janicki with MLS contracts Friday but released goalkeeper Simon Thomas and defenders Willis Forko and Luca Bellisomo.

See, I was going to put a caption that said "Not Kanye West" but in Greek lettering. But then I realized that The Gimp does not recognize the Greek alphabet so I couldn't do it. And as for why Eddie Johnson appears to be in Kanye West video I have no idea. Maybe he went to hip hop fantasy camp or something.

Club Tropicana, drinks are free...

The official PA caption for this photograph reads: "England's John Barnes and Gary Lineker top up their tans by the pool after training."

Hmmm. I think it's safe to say that JB's tan was fairly well topped-up already. And note the bandage on Lineker's left forearm, an iconic accessory that instantly brings memories flooding back of his poacher's hat-trick against Poland in the group stage, a match England had to win to progress.

Every news story to come from the actual games will likely come second to anything involving Togo, as it should. So easily the second biggest of the CAN's second day is the thrashing Malawi gave Algeria, proving World Cup participation means nothing. But on the grander scale, the game itself may mean nothing compared to the gate.

You never kick a ball like that. The posture is all wrong. Get some welly behind it and stop the mincing. That's what the caption to this photo of Fabio Capello should have said but didn't. No wonder he needs a new kneecap.
One Mirror Football panellist wants fans to get as much respect as "sponsors, VIPS, marketing and media partners" in 2010.

Certainly the Reds are the butts of a lot of one-liners these days. And I'm OK with that.
Footy Factor provided the cartoon and caption to this one:

Breaking News: The players from Liverpool FC visited the local Children's Hospital in Liverpool .

What's wrong with this picture above? Read the caption to see how BBC Sport accidentally erased Everton's impressive 3-1 victory against Manchester United on Saturday. Since the BBC is based in The Old Smoke, maybe it's a London bias against teams from Merseyside?

Thanks to reader Griff for the news tip.

After the Welling match I stayed in the area to visit some of Mrs Nedveds's relatives in Kent. On the way back home on the train the next day I decided to try and write a letter to the Bath Chronicle to encourage more Bathonians to turn out to City matches.
I was feeling pretty pumped up after the Welling victory.

To some Jim Brennan was the last remaining link of the Toronto FC expansion era. Today is pretty much a new day in Toronto for the Reds. Brennan is now an assistant in the front office to Mo Johnston and Dwayne De Rosario is now the new caption of the club.

Brennan was the first guy to sign with Toronto before their inaugural season.

Anyone care to take a stab at a caption for this? It's a photo from the Champions of Gaming event I went to the other night in Manhattan that was sponsored by EA Sports and Gillette. I've left it blank as I was hoping someone out there in TORland could inspire me...any thoughts?

"CAPPED!" is a new weekly feature here on The Yorkies where we want you to give us your best caption under the picture of the week. Can you out-quip our resident captionist?
What's the prize for the weekly winner you ask?... Absolutely nothing (what are we a 50/50 draw?) However, you will be announced as the wittiest supporter of the week and can tell all your friends who won't have any idea what you are on about.

It's been a busy few days for the members of Group B, with the main headline for readers of this blog (and casual passers-by - geia sas) undoubtedly Otto Rehhagel's announcement of the foreign players that will form part of his preliminary 30-man squad for South Africa.[caption id="attachment_322" align="alignleft" width="300" [read more]

The Eco Friendly Sneaker Packaging

I am not a big fan of Puma sneakers unless you go way back. I am strangely into packaging though, don't ask.

Anyway Puma has come up with new eco friendly sneaker packaging. With the collaboration between Puma and industrial designer Vves Behar they have created a more sustainable packaging on Puma sneakers.

Manchester City striker Carlos Tevez has criticized his own club for the small time poster they put up around the City after they secured his signature.

The poster featured a picture of Tevez (ironically celebrating a goal for Manchester United against Wigan) with the caption, 'Welcome to Manchester'.

Welcome back to The Yorkies weekly "Caption It" game CAPPED! Once again we are looking for the week's wittiest supporter and someone to challenge the current holder - last week's winner... "Tuffy". His twistedly funny yet surreal comment was: "Yeah..... I really like this Chad kid.... I bet he'll win the golden boot.

So I was hard at work at 'the field of dreams' in Beverly Hills when I was all of a sudden interrupted by a Nike camera crew with an invite for the Brazil Black Pack launch at the Montalban Theater in Hollywood next week!

I say interrupted... it was more like an awesome surprise to have a Brazilian girl with Carlos Valderama-esque hair invite me to this party.

What about our young gladiators ?

Running around on the pitch, training hard for three hours a day (!) and then getting photographed coming out of a club looking bleary eyed with a WAG or two on your arm.

Or not.

Supermodels or just models, flash cars, oversized watches, bling, suits, clothes, shoes the lot.

We received over 20 captions for the picture above this, and most of them were hilarious to read! Once again, we're letting you guys vote on our top four captions shown below! All you have to do is go on our Facebook page and have your say on whether Cathal, Josh, Chris, or Anton has the best caption under our post about the captions!

I saw this picture on the Springfield Missouri Soccer site this morning and immediately wanted to post it:
The photo inexplicably accompanied a post which contained the first two results in the round robin "Lebanon Central Bank Tournament", which apparently involves teams of high school girls.

We're happy to announce that Josh is the winner of the first week, beating out top-class entries from Anton, Cathal, and Chris. Josh will get an official World Cup scarf!

So it's time for week three! The rules are the same. The person with the caption of the highest class (most creative, funny, etc.

I know I am asking for trouble by letting politics into the blog . . . but this picture is screaming for a caption.

Bill Clinton joined Juan Pablo Angel, Seth Stammler and Chris Albright at FC Harlem's home for a GOUSA event supporting the countries bid for the 2018/2022 World Cups respectively.